TEAM UK DISS (keystyle by Muff)

[El Muffin]

Orc

Orc asks the Vatican guide "N or NW?" He recommended a taxi
But only Cardinal Directions tj knows of are "Bend Over my Son" & "nvr mention this happened"
Years ago , u were dapper. Still swear you'd hook any damn broad
But Age is just a #. & now chicks won't give u theirs coz u look like their grandpa
That getup? Atrocious .its jus simply inferior
That jean jacket is what Chuck Norris would wear if he took a trip to Siberia
Ima keep it Frank .Ur face is wasted & far from a dreamscape
You shud quit the Crank: u look like Jason Statham if he smoked hard in between takes
Tj= Lord of the Ring? No, Lord of the Fallen
Names Orc: & biches won't give him One Ring when's he's lookin closer n closer like Gollum



Jay Welsh


Jay Welsh hosts friends. Preferably w/ impressive physiques
But just coz u say "its nippy in here" dsnt mean u should look down at ur chest & then wink
Facial hair crazy . yu shud tame it wit shears
I bet he looks at pics of Andrei Arvloski everytime he's Fuckin shaving his beard
Misses his pa. But knos he died as a misfit
Mom told him "He^ isn't a Quarter of the man u are"- but wears one on a chain to remind him he isn't
MTV cribs would love to kick in the door
Because you look like a star : wellll thats if Backyard Rugby was a legitimate sport
Jay says to Lars" Me, youu in bars man? I miss that"
" Wanna Arm Wrestle? Well my Third ones Unbeaten. You should fix that "
Ur ex girl was a flight risk who just bailed on you , fact
But just because u keep her charger plugged up doesn't mean that she'll ever come back



Lars aka Baron Mynd

Ur wife argued whole trip . Inviting imbalance
Talm bout " heon wanna go Overboard" : meanwhile shes Fkn prayin to Posiedon it happens
She Bought u a new pair. " aww babe! I like these shoes "
Nigga id ask you What are Those !!!? But honestly u prolly don't even have the slightest clue
Shaped like that ? Its fuckin nuts your a savage
If sum1 says ur built like a brick: the vacuum seal obvi suffered from structural damage
Short bich posting shit like " I'm hard and I'm cool"
Swears he stays Ten Toes Down. But didnt mean in the 4ft part of the pool
Roasting u a tall task?. Good god your a liar
Now Say Cheeeesee! -Bro ur built like a curd after being dropped in the fryer
Ur exes in HoT are broads I'd fear in the dark
Coz that shirt is closest you'll be to having a doll near n dear to yur heart



Enbombz

Enbombz the college roommate w/ the extravagant porn
Looking like an Eton Dick: who got expelled for doing a whollleee lotta that in his dorm
No faggots allowed . Team UK w/ that throwback policy
But u cant cultivate interest if u can't even get ur facial hair to grow back properly
Closet bigot. This.sly racism is unheard of , im dead
Names Enbombz but'll Much rather settle for this pic n saying the word in his head
That hair is hilarious . bitches give you infinite space
This the First Brit to walk in the barbershop like " yo, let me get that Ricky Gervais"





MMLP

Put your thinking cap on. that Can't be the best that u have
Can't tell if that's a hat. Orrrrr Ur being sucked up by an extraterrestrial craft
We get it bro . we get itttt. We can tell that your mean
But Ur only scowling cause this pic was taken the second u saw urself on the screen
Fat face w/ the look that screams "don't bother, ima thug"
Bet you don't drink booze.- . my dude there's nothing but water in that mug
Ur face melting . go to the Dr. n we would erupt with applause
's clear Life gave you Nooo slack but nigga u got enough in your jaws
Your facial hair is sumthing. I can only define it as sin
But if that's a 6 o clock shadow I wanna know what time zone your in
fitted got us laughin like who manafactured that shit
Bitch all that loud cappin & can't even fit your entire hat in the pic
Went to get a buzzcut w/ that ominous stare
jacket Zipped to the Top: - that's the barber "accidentally" shavin off all of his hair