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LARSLARSLARSLARSLARS
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: CRUMPETVILLE
Posts: 8,608
Battle Record: 28-3
Champed - Gimmick Battle League
- The Winter Topical
- Topical Martyrs
- Lime Green Poetry Association
- Lyric Olympics
- Art of Writing League
- Guerrilla Writing League (2x)
- Black August II
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![]() ![]() @Super Cred ![]() Muff ![]() @veritas ![]() @Hush ![]() @BodySnatcher ![]() lmao whole squad scared, BodySnatcher just first in my crosshairs since u've Five Guys and he'd trade his employee of the month award for a job there this Lacoste wearing faggot Cred getting stomped to the pavement I'll stamp a gator on your chest quicker than the sweatshop it was made in Hush rocking the gayest SS uniform sold up online now his far right movements complete with Hitler combovers for eyebrows bro you cant style out a hat like that you faggot ass text boarder sap the fun out a party quicker than Zelph, way you carry that fed-aura still less awkward than Cred's prison tatts, believe me them shits washed its like a Rorschach test cuz I can't make out what he see in them ink blots that big noggin of Muff's a cuboid worthy of its own Tetris score I'll use his dome as the chopping block the rest of Team US is headed for Veritas' tee's a metaphor for every loss he's found in text career full of peaks and troughs, and that's the albatross around his neck how you guys crowning Cred when he moving this way? musta caught the Medusa gaze to be that stoned in a room full of snakes that's some stupid ass facial hair, V. beard so unkempt you look broke shit got such a bad line-up it coulda handpicked Team US on its own Muff a meth addict though, lines of sherbet got him living a life of murder plus the guys a German so his street name prolly "Heisenberger" this UK and Ireland merger proves we're at a different level youre just throwin rocks from across the pond like we skippin pebbles your kitchen chef ain't with the metal, he just cook and a fast learner so he'll feel right at home here once he gets put on the back burner this frankfurter eating faggot Muff is WACK, homie just stop u ain't on texts Rushmore just cos u're big headed with a nose full of rock clothes falling off since them meth fumes got a hold of him though pants riding so-low it's no wonder Joie decided to go it alone Cred so fucking stoned if I socked him it would barely work though fuck punchin his Crown Jewels, sayin he bit URL hit him where it hurts most The Land of opportunity, where the unemployment rate forever increases! More like home of the bloodsuckers, the ‘land of the free’ benefit leeches!! It’s the actors Hush and the rest of Team America, wouldn’t put my trust in one The F.A.G aint saving shit, when he Spottswoode he sucks it off Fast food for the fat dude. Cred let himself go as this villainous poser To crown it all, he even looks like a Burger King rep now with that chip on his shoulder Muff aka Mr. Boombastic hustling for cake as a chubby hot shot? See im no fattist but when it comes to whos fattest? You know muffin-top spot Veritas, verits… ass! dude has a more fuzzy bush than seen in seventies porn This is a body, Snatcher. You had one hand on that trophy, only to be letting it fall As im down to the final few, one question remains, we're asking who’s gay! Guess Who! are they Straight? NO! Then they'll get knocked down flat on their face [cred] You fucked up royally, n all ya punks try fight they get wetted kid I'll take down 5 kings in Seven Seconds, click die over some Netflix shit [Veritas] You got a face for radio n some Christian middle age Bantz Such a Stern look in your eyes your a bonified, rapey white middle aged man What a sad lonely faggot, dude u gotta pay women to care, Funny you like mountains, you can't even climb out of ya own pit of despair Another retard servin pizza, is it essential to have the face of a mental? Cus one look at yours an i can see 'what makes the pizza so special' Named bodysnatcher cus he a souless jobsworth hidden in skin This mindless drone got an award for pointing to where they wired him in An Veritas a bum with no worth, lookin like you sleep in the dirt.. Cus that mountainman beard jus screams "i live in my shirt" Bitch im that hood id put your teeth to the curb Cus i heard your street wise..jus in a whole other sense of the word a different path perhaps as a kid an maybe i could of been him I guess lifes a flip of a coin, just his needs me to flip mine in his tin Lookin like you entice children into a van for finger blasting an death An if this trash talk id expect to smell the kids cum on his breath N Cred them Fairy lights overhead got me thinkin you in Neverland Cus them boyish shoulders scream you no Hook when it comes to hands
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- Netcees Rebuttal Tourney - Art of Writing League (x 4) - AOWL Season 11 Champion (Undefeated Season) Last edited by sral; 05-01-2018 at 08:43 AM. |
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