LMFAO WITNESS PROTECTION GOT GLOSS THE BOSS HIDING OUT IN COWBOY FUCKSVILLE NOWHERETOWN BUT HIS LIPS R STILL GLOSSY AND HE TAKING A PIECE OF HIS HOMETOWN WITH HIM( roast of gloss pt2.)

Vulgar · 03-25-2018, 08:03 PM

His dating profile headline says: "HECTOR. HITMAN. I WANT THE CULO. 702-231-4242..."

Lookn like a USB fighter

Lookin like he has an illegal fannypack smuggling business

Lookin like the code words to get into his house is "Guac, bro. Did you bring the guac?"

Lookin like he digs graves at the Digital Underground

Serial entrepreneur: founder and managing director at CuntRoller Systems Inc

Lookin like he incrementally buys timeshares at Neverland Ranch

The Fast Traction Hero

Lookin like the mayor of Pokelahoma

He moonlights as Moonlight in a cosplay drama called The Sun, the Moon, and the Shriveled Dick

Lookin like he pops waterbeds at furniture stores and fills them with orange GoGurt

Lookin like he only speaks if you recite the lyrics of Weezer songs backwards in a NY accent

03-25-2018, 08:03 PM	#39
Vulgar Razor-thin derision Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,422 Battle Record: 40-25 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night LIV - Gimmick Battle League (2x) - Write Week II - Art of Writing League - Storytelling And Topical Invitational Tournament - STI - Haiku Writer Challenge - GWL Picture Challenge(2x) Rep Power: 49604320	His dating profile headline says: "HECTOR. HITMAN. I WANT THE CULO. 702-231-4242..." Lookn like a USB fighter Lookin like he has an illegal fannypack smuggling business Lookin like the code words to get into his house is "Guac, bro. Did you bring the guac?" Lookin like he digs graves at the Digital Underground Serial entrepreneur: founder and managing director at CuntRoller Systems Inc Lookin like he incrementally buys timeshares at Neverland Ranch The Fast Traction Hero Lookin like the mayor of Pokelahoma He moonlights as Moonlight in a cosplay drama called The Sun, the Moon, and the Shriveled Dick Lookin like he pops waterbeds at furniture stores and fills them with orange GoGurt Lookin like he only speaks if you recite the lyrics of Weezer songs backwards in a NY accent Last edited by Vulgar; 03-25-2018 at 08:12 PM.