Amen you a rat I swear to fucking god

Amen · 03-22-2018, 03:11 PM

Officer: Are you a drug dealer?

El Muffin: I lied to you about selling weed. I sell heroin.

Officer: Ok, where are the drugs?

El Muffin: Have zones in my Lexus. Yup, that one right there (Points finger).

Officer: The green'ish one with the rusted wheel wells and spinner hubcaps?

El Muffin: Mmmhmmmm. And inside of my EX crack head girlfriends house. There is a safe, this is the combination - 21, 31, 41. There you will find all of my package supplies, satellite phone and more zones.

Officer: Ok, turn around. Are there any needles I should be aware off before I pat you down?

El Muffin: No need;es, just cocaine.

SMH, bro STFU... You talk to damn much man, can you not see everyone is trolling you? LOLOL

03-22-2018, 03:11 PM	#11
Amen As-salamu alaykum! Join Date: May 2016 Posts: 8,462 Battle Record: 19-8 Champed - 1-2 Punch League Season 6 Rep Power: 0	Officer: Are you a drug dealer? El Muffin: I lied to you about selling weed. I sell heroin. Officer: Ok, where are the drugs? El Muffin: Have zones in my Lexus. Yup, that one right there (Points finger). Officer: The green'ish one with the rusted wheel wells and spinner hubcaps? El Muffin: Mmmhmmmm. And inside of my EX crack head girlfriends house. There is a safe, this is the combination - 21, 31, 41. There you will find all of my package supplies, satellite phone and more zones. Officer: Ok, turn around. Are there any needles I should be aware off before I pat you down? El Muffin: No need;es, just cocaine. SMH, bro STFU... You talk to damn much man, can you not see everyone is trolling you? LOLOL