LBL Championship Match History (RapVerse)

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First Ever LBL Championship Match: Mimesis vs Jay Cee (16th April 2006)

Jay Cee

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mimesis
i have nothing but respect for him as a battler. . ive seen him on other sites, dudes dope.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jay Cee
let's keep it low...




Mim's not a groupie? Psh, that's a fat chance...
Read tha 1st quote-
-Bitch is on my dick so much I thought I wuz gettin a lapdance...
I beat rookies & newbs, send em back to day care...
Yea we all start out wack, but Mim, why tha fuck did u stay there?
U ain't a legend anywhere, so stop ur boastin son...
Cuz ur verses are liked by nobody & also posted by one...
I'm not jokin dude, for real, u'll get broke in two...
Yea I wuz feelin u for a minute.....but then stopped chokin u...
I can recycle against dude, cuz he got tha queerest flow...
So this is premeditated murder, cuz I thought of these lines years ago...
This newb'll never rock me, I can easily get rid of him fast...
Peeps only call this guy nice cuz he stays finishin last...
U can't match my skill, so u'll just feel tha pain sooner...
Cuz u ain't never been sick off tha dome.....that wuz just a brain tumor...
So I'll drop u son, I'm here to stop ur run...
I'd tell u to curb ur enthusiasm.....but u already live in a box on one...
This win's a breeze for me, u'll see tha beast in Cee...
So if Mim has a leg up in this battle, its so I can rape him more easily...
& I haven't tried yet, but this is crunch time see...
I'll uppercut Mim so hard he'll end up in tha 1-2 punchline league...
Peeps say we're alike but I fail to see any familiarity friend...
Yea ur undefeated, but after I win, that's where our similarities end...
So when I grab tha crown, I'll leave this kid tormented...
Cuz when I said let's keep it low I meant ur win percentage...

Mimesis

Alright. . I don't know any personals on this guy that aren't played. .

Whatever. Check it out,

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jay Cee
let's keep it low...


You making requests. . faggot, when you fight blunders are seen
But I'd respect your wish if your fuckin face wasn't right under my feet
Dude, you shouldn't have fucking come here. . your spitting is soft
And you're such a disgrace to RV, Robin Williams movie will instantly flop
You're overrated as hell. . and in this match you will get wrecked hard
So now you're in this April Event. .
. .that'll only end up with you taking a death March
Yeah. . you don't deserve this battle, fuck what you're saying queer
I'd say this match is hogwash. . but I don't see your mom bathing here
So that'd be false. . and fuck a comparison. . your rhymin' is worse
You'd think we were in Texas cause there Arno good lines in your verse
Now this event doesn't make sense. . you crazy thinkin your ass is better
Cause how's The Revolution Begin?. . You bitch, you've been trash forever
No change . . and your women, the doors is what they had me toward
. .With all the fat girls you get the movie will win every Academy Award
That shit is gross. . but you're fucking homo too, and I'm droppin' gays
You see enough Cox to take credit in catching Nixon with the Watergate
And that's no joke. . I'll burn you here, kill you. . keep smashin' ya hoe
Then I'll make sure the axis in your head. .
. .cause I'm tired of graphing the amount of wackness you post
You stand no fucking chance. . every limb, I'ma be takin' em off
Dude your records on the line. . and I'm just here to hang up a loss
YOUR WHOLE VERSE WAS PLAYED. . seriously, this dude is mine. .
Though you are a utility to the league. . but it's just the seweage kind
At least I'm a good fucking citizen. . while to wrap up, you're harmless
Now I have one community service hour. .
. .cause that's how long it took me to bag up this garbage

Mimesis won 3-2.

Mimesis vs N.Tavarez (23rd April 2006)

Mimesis

Quote:
Originally Posted by Hot
as soon as i come bck from the funeral


This shit ain't even close. . I'm known for just owning and wreckin
So I'll raise hell. .
. .grab your friend, and take you both to heaven
This match is over. . just accept that I'm the realest and mean. .
I'll keep raining punches while you're still trying to build up some steam
What another waste of my time. . watch as I just hurl this dude
With such a lack of people Lycan your punches. . Underworld'll sue
You ain't been on my level in forever. . so you ain't gonna steal this
I've outclassed you for so long. .
. .staying IN school would be considered a field trip
You shouldn't have stepped up. . now you'll be seeing the end, kid
. .Cause your rank is about to drop faster than your fucking friend did

10 is all I have time for this week.

N.Tavarez

uhh low blow, okay i'll match it






I champed every league you mod, so take ya wack back and be gone
I'll shit on AZ.......til Nas delete every fucking track that he's on
http://img1.imagetitan.com/img1/1/18/battle.jpg
So save grace liked you listen to preachers.........
While I was out burying a friend, he was out digging for those sneakers
I seen ya crib you poor bitch, a robberies obsolete
Why fucking 'Jack' em? shit, he'd probably bitch about it for weeks
Dont let those LBL mags get you gassed, you not hot or as sick
But how can Mime miss the Mark? he got the mod hopping on his dick
Eat something skinny faggot, before I dish you bodily harm
Your gag reflex'n make muscles that are bigger than your arm, bitch

Mimesis won 7-0.

Mimesis vs So Rell (30th April 2006)

So Rell

Take that fuckin' Belt off...

Quote:
LBL Championship Match: 1. Mimesis (5-0) vs 2. So Rell (4-0)

Will be a nice battle. But I don’t think Rell has what it takes to beat Mimesis. Mimesis has been on the text battling scene for a while now where as Rell hasn’t. And that experience has obviously made Mimesis better now than Rell is at the moment. I Rell is nice but I just can’t see him winning this, he’d have to really pull something out his ass to win. So Mimesis to take this pretty comprehensively.

Dick Riders worship you. But when you lose voters won't think it's staged.
I even got Kempo Doubtin' me, but HOW THE FUCK YOU THINK MIM WAS MADE?
Can you be serious, or delirious, I mean Damn this Joke.
Champ is just not Cut Out for you even if you dropped Ransom Notes.
Me lose they expect it right, 'cause He's the champ, damn he's set for life.
But his Writer's Block must be ambidextrous, cause he's got nuffin Left to Write.
He brought an Early Christmas to text, clearly he's done well.
But little do we know, Mimesis' .gif to text is mearly a Thumbnail.
The high pitch screeching, and explosion, I know you heard it man.
It was just that Car Wreck of a verse lucky I Ensured the win.
Ya'll have been suckered in to his skill well this bitch is over.
Your wordplay was so damn Forced, It's using Jedi Mind Tricks on Voters.
One played punch after another, and I'm just sittin' through.
Your drops are full of Setups that look like they Snitched on you.
You got a Clef that if I give you a Chin Check It might Strike Back.
I'ma stop with the pic jokes, cause I'm afraid my kids might end up like that.
Ya Girl is fat as fuck and your homo, that's been you right?
Dinner comes she orders 4 sides plus all the Menu like.
I knocked all opponents Lights Out, But yours are crap.
I had to pay an Electrician to turn them on Before the match.

Bitch ASS Nigga!

Mimesis

When Kemp said pull something out of your ass. . I don't think he meant shit.

Force, Ensure, Lights Out, Gif. .what the fuck?

You must be lost. . this is the champ match. .

Your whole verse was played as hell. . just drop that rhyme, jerk
You'd need gravity, friction AND movement to make that force line work
It went out months ago. . it'll be no joke when I start harmin' the Rell
We just made eye contact and your whole fucking face started to swell
Me, Myself, And I?. . your title shows you know how it sounds to be rattled
Though that may be a cool movie. .
. .it also means I'm going to Carey your body out of this battle
Gettin knocked out. . what were you thinkin posting that booed verse?
Cause when I say So ill. . it's just because I'm requesting some new shirts
You stepped for a rippin. . so it's only fair I keep breakin your spine cold
Cause I'm about to drop a # 2 faster than nervous kids taking their finals
Haha. . I really can't believe that the whole damn league'll be seeing this
You got that wack style down to a tee. .
. .and I'm bringing a set of golf clubs to beat you with
I'm the Zeus of the league. . here to keep this wack hoe in his place
Cause you just keep getting Gaea with every fucking post that you make
My punches'll keep owning your face. . just give me something to rip
Figuring out your level of talent isn't easy. . but there's still nothing to it
20 lines has been more than enough. . I've already just owned this coward
So here goes nothing. . ahh, wait. .
. .you've had your verse posted for hours

Quote:
Originally Posted by So.Rell
You got a Clef that if I give you a Chin Check It might Strike Back.
I'ma stop with the pic jokes, cause I'm afraid my kids might end up like that.


That was some tight shit. . though I still gotta keep breaking your raps
But you SHOULD start worrying. .
. .cause even you know you're getting raped in this match

Mimesis won 3-1.

Mimesis vs Precize (7th May 2006)

Precize

Quote:
Originally Posted by precize
rexless career so short he needs ladders to reach his fans..
im the zeus of rap, no wonder all my lines are greek to dan..


Quote:
Originally Posted by mimesis
I'm the Zeus of the league. . here to keep this wack hoe in his place
Cause you just keep getting Gaea with every fucking post that you make




for bein a swagger jagger, your gonna be receivin smacks..
zeus of the league??
more like Martyr of LBL, cause ur gettin crucifed for believen that..


Quote:
Originally Posted by mimesis
Lmao @ this.

You guys make it sound as if a hogwash/mom or hogwash/girlfriend concepts are original or freshly dope. I've recycled that same line 4 other times. . I can get links if need be.




jus gettin started, i would drop some more lines..
but you would take
them like a "Champ" Too..and then go Re-use um 3 or 4 Times..
after this match you'll be ruined, i wont even let your ass speak..
im bringin sumthin fresh to the Table, but you'll prolly Feed off it like last week..
mimes heads gettin big with all these wins hes tastein..
but after this his Ego Trip, ul be a Meer National Lampoon Vacation..
look mime jus STFU and take after your fine click..
cause your Skills so lost...google couldnt even find it..
dont u think u should come with that weak wordplay jus a tad less..
gon be a shutout..
cause mime tryed to Take it to da house and forgot his address..
yea your ill, i'll believe that if u bring a point..
only wants to go 20, u prolly got a job..
but this fag should be used to juggling two Things at once..
dont see whats so great about a mime verse, but all these cocks love it..
no fist fighter..
last time he talked with his hands..it involved sock puppets..
throwin punches, till your winning chance goes dim..
hes gonna get floored so much..a b-boy could break dance on him..
put the heat to ya grill and let it burn in ya face..
this loss..
ul hav mime seein 6-1 so quick, roger maris ul turn in his grave..

g/l....

Mimesis

Lmao. I think it's pretty gay to research posts that people make on THIS site, pick out only the sentences that you need to make a punch, and then take the post out of context. . but now you're following me around on OTHER sites too? Way to take the faggotry up a level. .

Quote:
Originally Posted by Precize
rexless career so short he needs ladders to reach his fans..
im the zeus of rap, no wonder all my lines are greek to dan..


Quote:
Originally Posted by Mimesis
I'm the Zeus of the league. . here to keep this wack hoe in his place
Cause you just keep getting Gaea with every fucking post that you make


The league knows you're a bitch. . and you will get wrecked, cause. .
You take pride in having your BEST punches summed up in my set ups
Shouldn't step up. . it'd be best if you just dropped the pen, queer
Cause I'd take this league down to Cize. .
. .but I'd need a shovel and about ten years
You're fucking hopeless. . not on my level, you're getting sonned but yo
You'll catch so many Hits From The Streets BET'll pay you to run the show
I'll murder you. . guns, knives, bats, nines. . ha, this kids just wack dude
Now it's in the hands of the judges. .
. .which just means you're going to get bitchslapped too
I'll keep hitting your fucking fat ass. . chubby, I sound the sickest. .
So when you brace for impact every damn dentist will go out of business
Who the fuck you think you are?. . just watch son, you're the worst
But you aren't full of shit. . cause you just dropped some in your verse
It's done. . believe it's true, I'm beating you. . just ownin' your ass
I don't plan to Cize up. . cause you won't get one vote in this match
Just look at the mags and stats. . we all know you're just dull and rattled
I'm power ranked 1. .
. .you're just able to power out 1 quotable per battle
This is over. . I can't believe all the bullshit I've heard from this guy
If your Pre-size. . that just means your smaller then words can describe
So fuck it. . but let me close this out, and I don't mean to be rude kid. .
But your claim to fame is having me flip your concept. .
. .10 times fucking better than you did

And no, nothing I posted was feeding off of his verse.

Mimesis won 8-0.

Mimesis vs Met-A-4 (14th May 2006)

Met-A-4

similarities?
Quote:
Originally posted by Mimesis. vs. Jay Cee
That shit is gross. . but you're fucking homo too, and I'm droppin' gays
You see enough Cox to take credit in catching Nixon with the Watergate

Quote:
Originally posted by Mimesis. vs. Untold @ RB's LLL
And here's a follow up. . you're gay so I'll just help you land some men. .
This dude deapthroats enough to cover up the Watergate scandal again

and this wordin seems similar..
Quote:
Originally posted by Mimesis. vs. Untold
You faggot. . whenever you see some dudes, you get hard but yo
Mencia for sex so much. . Comedy Central will pay you to start a show

Quote:
Originally posted by Mimesis. vs. Precize
You're fucking hopeless. . not on my level, you're getting sonned but yo
You'll catch so many Hits From The Streets BET'll pay you to run the show

youz a fake 'n liar and.. you flip to heat boards, 'n i just bring the iron man..
ur concepts are Dublin back so much.. they've become a real city in Ireland
retire man! i'm serious, when i paralyze, choke, gag and bound ya bitch
it's cuz i have to eat my vegetables.. and just can't quite put down ya chick
i'll recite the line, you got no life.. this lazy dyke won't work any harder
Mime is so much of a couch potato, he's an instant mash w/ out the water
your get'n fathered, make'n sure you can't see farther through your site
but that sparkle in your eye, is just the blade in ur face reflectin off the light
here ends your life, 'n your chick ain't nice.. shes an animal in the sack, alright
seriously shes a beast, to say the least, this bitch's barks worse then her bite
you know i'm tight, so hard on my nuts this sluts my slave 'n will never be rich
'n when i refer to ur maiden name, kid.. it's when your cleanin my crib, bitch
leave ur side split, open so wide you'll need a stitch to close it really tight
your family'll be mourning so much, they'll have to have your funeral @ night
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mimesis.
I'm getting hammered with work right now. I'll probably record over the 'Feel It In The Air' beat when I go to my dad's in a week and a half (cause that's when I get out of school), and so I won't have to work and I won't have school. . it'll be dope. I just don't want to rush it because I really want this song to be ill.

I'll upload that older verse that I did later tonight and send you the link to it. You can record over that whenever. It's not that great, but I don't really care.

this fag'll fail on his knees or bend'n over, if it floats ya boat, then let it sail
i'll understand why your working late, cause ur boss hammers u with his nail
mim's been derailed and you suck, but always being late doesn't seem fair
your so much of a bitch, you need more extensions than black chick's hair
'cat, i stab tracks, but our collabo, you can stuff it up your ass crack
cause i didn't seriously wanna record, i just needed something to laugh at

g/l, pz.

Mimesis

Lmao. . Nice opener dude. .

I beat you with those lines, like. . what? Two weeks ago? Lmao.

Okay. . I may have posted them again, but we still hate this herbs lines
I get props on the same shit twice. .
. .we just get tired of yours half way through the first time. .
Thanks for the props. . my punches'll expose you as being the worst, kid
So read it and weep. . and mimic what voters do after seeing your verses
In our last battle you bitch and moaned. . Haha, believe this guy's corny
You pulled every bitch move in the book. .
. .that makes War and Peace look like a bedtime story
Here's a follow up. . he's back to whining, so I'll swing till his pencil's dead
History does repeat itself. .
. .but you've bitched enough to make the whole school look special ed
Learn how to speak english too. . dude, I've been watching you rap. .
And you're not good; you're well. . basically the exact OPPOSITE of that
You're catching another beat down. . I don't care who you've beat, yo
Cause you'll host enough injuries to sell your body off as a reality tv show
In our last match I posted some dopeness. . now who says he rocks vets?
You posted my lines to set up a punch. .
. .while those punches already set YOU up to get flawlessed
Those lines beat you before and they beat your verse quick, and you're dead
This is the first verse I've posted. .
. .and the second time you've got your ass kicked in this thread
You've elevated. . but the league knows that you won't be rockin' me
Cause if Met's dope as hell. . then it's only true if you remove the apostrophe
I'm just tired of wasting time now. . I'ma be owning this dawg
Just by dropping a Met-A-4. . without writing any type of poem at all

Mimesis won 7-0.

Mimesis vs Chrit (21st May 2006)

Mimesis no-showed. Chrit won and became the new, and 2nd ever, LBL champion.

Chrit vs Nick Fletcher (28th May 2006)

Chrit

Quote:
Originally Posted by rush lingo
you know what's funny? i used that line last week with the same type of setup but i got mimesis to edit the verse out.

if i didnt know any better i'd say you saw my verse and took the concept.

i see it now.. "OMG. that concept is SOOOO old. its just a flip!!"


dotGod is strong so this wrestling fan is long gone
Gone from flippin concepts to given 'em swantons
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I see no evil here... just a faggot hurtin
^^^But thats the reason I'm raising Kane on ur verses
Reppin' Goldberg? I guess it fits in a way
All hype, a lil skill, but fucking nothing 't say
Its all played, so dont get caught mockin me punk
How you postin 3 lines?...
...and still have flow thats choppy as fuck
Too pussy for an ego, so I'll bash N with a stop sign
N leave this chicken battered 'n put on the menu at Popeyes
Duke's a strong cat, ego's growing, but not knocking ur hustle
Cuz now keepin ya head up... is takin massive amounts of muscle
N, I know ya fragile, ya whole persona is so fake
I'll handle you with gloves... to make sure my hand wont break
Ya skinny fuck, takin Meth, aint nobody fearin you
you've come wack... ^ since he died and you ran outta material
Kid is down n out, you got clout? Bitch keep clownin...
...n rubbernecking while I rap some wire around it
I'm astounded... how much this geek needs fans...
Went from smoking herb... to being the weed, man
Get down on both knees... You winning? Hoe please
Dont hang your head in shame... I want that bitch for a trophy
I'm sound bombin on duke, It's like a musical score
My hooks will make your head nod, then connect with the floor
I'm violent to fags, so when I'm bashin this wack cat
He'll take more kicks to the balls than stoner's hacky sacks
Dont talk ya'self up chump, you've never been banging
So in this fight...
...I'll rope a dope, then just leave the kid hanging
Faggot... keep cryin... but I just pummled this mark
'n left his eyes runnin'... out of fear of the dark
Son, I've got your number, Bout to cause some serious swelling...
...When I box the shit out ya, just like ya previous dwellings
Homo...
ur the type I despise, so when the fists have been thrown
Everyone'll see the holes in you, like we're exposing a zone
Its my throne... so watch this broke clown
take my belt... unzip my jeans, and go to town
Ur goin down, faggots record is unbalanced...
I'm unbeaten...
...you lose to everyone with atleast SOME talent
For example...
You got 3 battles this week... 'n you'll see the facts kid
When the results look that other league that I'm ranked in


Think of your own concepts.

VS

Nick Fletcher

It's no surprise I am dropping first again.


So, you wanted 40 lines... you got it. You wack fucker, just because I've had two other battles requiring 24 and 40 lines... don't mean I can't drop another 40 on you.
So look, I don't really know you... but I'm still gonna fucking destroy you, you fucking FAT PIECE OF SHIT!!!

Check it,
Kill me. . make me a ghost, buster. ‘Coz I mean, ya know.. damn
I’m gonna have to be ^………….^ one of them. .
. .if I hope to destroy the Stay Puft Marshmellow Man!
I won’t hold back when I give you a fatherly beating here. .
So the only belt you’ll be taking is the one I thrash across ya rear!
I’ve got this locked up. . its easy when I bust a flow. .
Cause ure verse has so many flaws. .
. .it’d make the empire state building look like a bungalow!
Kid’s known to pic battle. . but I’ll keep it to textin’ rough
Cause I ain’t gotta post pics of Chrit to win – his verses are ugly enough.
The win is mine dick. . I’m known to grab cats, stomp ‘n’ hit ‘em
And you come under par so consistently. .
. .you could own practically every golfing competition!
I’m a phenom, like the Undertaker. . and I’m known to bring the hurt
So I’ll kill you, set up the tombstone – then pile-drive ya body into the dirt!
This kid needs telling he’s gettin’ a beating. . ya see his memories thin
So someone just give Chrit a call. .
. .and let him know that’s the condition I’ll be leaving him in.
Ya don’t deserve to be in this league. . so I’ll keep this rippin’ quick foo. .
But I am hopin’ that you go all out. .
. .and fucking take ya wack dissin’ with you!
You’re gettin’ beaten and battered g. . this’ll be an amazing bout to see
Cause I’ll be droppin’ you in such a quick time player. .
. . even Apple will come vote for me.
Look, Chrit’s a big fan of TV. . so fuck this battle then. .
I’ll admit, you was gonna take the W, B – until it merged with UPN.
You got an untouched record. . but I still won’t give you long to live
So you can shout ure win count all you want. .
. . and I’ll show you the golf club I’ll beat you with.
I’m hittin’ you with a frogsplash. . ‘n’ this ain’t even my wrestlin’ match slim
But you can still call me Superfly. . the way I just Snuka move in!
I ain’t statin’ that I’m the best. . I’m just showin’ folk who’s the worse. .
And in the end, you’ll be gettin’ served by NF. .
. .cause that’s just how voters’ll be gradin’ ya verse!
I’m known to bloody up the joint. . so Chrit could be about to get whipped
And this battle’ll could get violent like a Japanese cartoon. .
. .anime just GET HIS ASS KICKED!
Dude ure thick. . and my styles confusing when I rip it. .
So I’ll be leaving you stumped – without even playing cricket.
God-Like… yea right, girls don’t fuck with this head. .
Cause his 2nd coming. . is the fucking longest he’s lasted in bed!
Wanna start beef with me. . well I guess I’ll be the bigger guy. .
And bury the hatchet right now – straight into ure fucking eye.
You’re a fucking homo, faggot. In ure sig’s where the facts are at
I know my proof may appear sketchy. .
. . but dude, YOU EVEN LOOK GAY IN THAT!!
I hate paedophiles. . so I guess I’ll keep the battering thin,
Cause I’d be more than happy to make C sore. .
. . but he’d get too excited about having kids ride him!
Yeh, I beat on the poor folk. . and I know you’re a beggar, hell. .
I’ve socked you so many times. .
. .I’m surprised ya ain’t asked me to shoe and clothe you as well.

Chrit won 3-2.

Chrit vs So Rell (4th June 2006)

So Rell

http://myspace-492.vo.llnwd.net/0075...52843492_m.jpg

Oh I know where I know you from...

Ya sister's Fine as Fuck, Mom's a Milf, and Granny...Meh, She's Cool.
So exactly when did Butt Fucking Ugly, Cannonball into the Gene Pool?
Broke ass ngga, Chrit pay the Electric Bill, nah he might not.
High Noon, just to get decent exposure, he has to take a Night Shot.
Excess skin droops, I'll slap that shit back, It's whack.
I thought me and my boys were Thugs, All 3 of his Chin's Strapped.
Had your Shine for the moment, but now the time is up.
You got the Cheap bling down to a Tee...
Time to get the Clubbin and put this Diamond in the Rough.
I fuck with Felonies & Law suits...While this Bitch is cleaner.
If that's a Wife Beater, then Domestic Violence is a Misdemeanor.

Say hello to your long lost Brother fat ass!

http://www.wrestlinginformer.net/The_Big_Show.jpg

Checkin in's a Big Show, but you might get burned.
Like Father Like Son...Chrit recycles Rhymes. Pops recycles Sperm.
Boy is a full fledge cheater, get caught, hope not.
He's not touchin Ships that's just where he gets his Votes Docked.
I got hands for nggas like you - I give Chin Checks to all mines.
So if that's your Fighting Stance...
I know exactly why you don't have a defined Jaw Line.
If all that didn't diss you enuff maybe I failed to mention.
His face so Ruggid, Lesbian's hold Annual Conventions.
Your like 6'4" 380 Pounds, Fat ass I know you don't like it Jerk.
I'd clown on your Adam's Apple...
But it served it's purpose as an Appetizer and Dessert.

Oh yeah the Belt...

Chrit

for one... I'm 6'1, 275... 12% body fat...


for two....
you are ugly as sin

http://www.uploadfile.info/uploads/fb08754890.jpg
Congrats on the school man... we know that you passin
Seein 1 white, 1 asian... and affirmitave action
I pull triggas its admitted... my clips are leavin ya whore dead...
And the nigga next to her with the fitted bigger than that zit on her forehead
My style is spot on... while yours is just long gone...
Whats uglier... the slore to the right.. or that homo tie that you got on?
Its puzzlin... I'm thinkin ya little bro is a funny bastard...
Two women in the picture... and he's starin down at ya package
But this faker... is always down for things of that nature...
Holdin ya dogs and balls... not the toys... I meant what happened later...
I got you rattled... ya pic shows whats the matter....
No wonder this jungle nigga tried to run from this battle
^^n thats a set up...
No wonder those smiles arent forced man
They happy after graduation... you'll get sent back to ya homeland
I'm not the type to hold hands, I'd rather chin check this buster
And leave his neck matching his girl's in the jungle
Yep... its stretched like ya rhyme scheme...
Thats why I'm wreckin this weak...
so pencil neck'll have a duel meaning when I'm stabbin this geek
Ya fuckin ugly as sin punk... you need to listen up...
Theres a reason EVERYONE in the picture avoids lookin at ya twisted mug

Chrit won 2-0.

Chrit vs John Hensley (11th June 2006)

Chrit no-showed. John Hensley didn’t vote. Both lost.

Shake-Zula vs N.Tavarez (18th June 2006)

N.Tavarez

http://www.projectrhyme.com/forums/...p?t=9849&page=2
think i dont see you getting your little butt buddy classick to help you get wins in PR
no matter

You think you scaring me? please! take the field spare me ya dreams
Or you Ghana get served a loss worse than the American Team
This geek is ill? no contest in this battle when speaking skill
And still quick to shakeZ's without coffee or sleeping pills
Last week it aint suprise me, you broke free for the win
This fag is always on top.........in a threesome with men
Keep calling chickens, ima do what a pimp do in this game.....
Plus U 'touch fowls' enough to make mark cuban complain
This old bastard'll get ur ass kicked, thats a fact kid
You make the LBL class sick and that was BEFORE
you teamed with that^^ wack bitch
Your only Driven to Crash, I'll help you get there fast
But dem big lips is more effective than your passenger air bags
And fuck that pic tourney,you got wrecked by Pulse its a sin
But ya tag buddy's Mod, he closed the battle and gave you the win
So come diss me, I aint sweating or rattled
...............Cuz its all good PR
Like the only votes you'll get in this battle
And I'm a nice guy shakes, I wont end your shit
So take this belt........No wait, my name aint Mim or Chrit
Flammable spits, rosey your cheeks, you botanical bitch
And shutting Zu' Down like the fucking animals quit

bitch

Shake-Zula

Sorry for the lateness. I've been in and out all day.

^^^
See, I explained there. I've got an excuse for my verse...
U just came here.......and dropped a pathetic excuse for a verse
Well, u succeeded...if dropping weak was the plan...
Because of u, I'll feel cheap when I brag about being the champ
Ya girlfriend's pussy's wet n' thick...I've seen it, bruh...
And she must be scared of it...'coz she begged me to beat it up
But u're a gay fag. That's what everybody's saying...
U're waitng for A man...like u tired of hearing somebody praying
No, seriously, boy...I got respect for u. I won't lie...
U've experienced more...like being the underdog on ya home site
Everybody here's better than u. Damn, it's sick...
Dude...RV left u behind, like u woke up late for the camping trip
The pic tourney's on PR, but this'll decide if I advance...
'Coz if I lose to this retard, I can't show my face on that site again
He knows if I see HIS ugly face, he will be punished...
My computer's up to date.....but it's obvious I still got NT runnin'
And u post wack shit under "Tavarez?" foul shit, dude...
If that's ur last name I'm shocked u'd bring ya family down with u
Ok, I'll stop. The win's already locked, in the books...
And just imagine the kinda shit I'd drop if I thought u were good



2ez

N.Tavarez won 5-4 to become the 3rd ever LBL champion.

N.Tavarez vs Gopha (25th June 2006)

N.Tavarez

I pmed Kemp last night and let him know i'd be dropping this morning
goph you stupid dropping a no show verse when u were late too
drop asap then



Quote:
Originally Posted by Gopha
soft on the inside, see its guts you lack...
see when John hit puberty, it fuckin punched him back!





Puberty lines? your shit is just wrecked, stink'n to death
Man....Someone shouldve HIT yo ass for thinking thats fresh
Heat rises in ranks.... you're smoking, killing em dead
But a surgeon general implys for you to quit while ur ahead
Another champ match?
U just lost to MBlaze, think you winning it HERE?
and talent wise, thats the worst I've seen the PR league in Years
Fuck a homesite advantage<-- that excuse wont save ya
Cuz who cares^^ GO away.....No really, do us the favor
Try to school me, you'll be leaving in stretchers
I wouldve did my homework on you, But I aint wanna repeat the semester
They loving the quotes, in this battle see this scrub is a joke
...............GOP couldnt even get Republican votes
Check the predictions, fuck ya drop bitch, I'll probably splitcha
You losings more of a sure shot than oceanography pictures
Bitch

Gopha

Posted late.

N.Tavarez won due to Gopha posting a no-show verse late.

N.Tavarez vs Butler vs Phryme (2nd July 2006)

Butler

Quote:
Originally Posted by N.Tavarez
You think you scaring me? please! take the field spare me ya dreams
Or you Ghana get served a loss worse than the American Team




wtf

i hope u dont plan on droppin gayass w/play. honestly, i hate u son
World Cup?.. yea, to protect the international dicks u like to get facials from
Kemp, the fuck is ya deal? this is how u repay my niceness of rhymes?
...i didnt flawless 5 nggas just to battle MC spic an a bboy dickryder of mine,
^ha.. but Kemp told me he'd stab me, an leav me drownin' wit a cut throat..
if i brought up how he let me no-show last week so yall wuldnt be champ.. uh-oh
it took me a while to understand this site. i just knew my hooks would git em'
an im just now realizin' P bars r like sigs here wit the amount a' bullshit in em'
phryme pleez. 4-0? get ate so quick u won't even type ya raps
sure, ur on a roll...... literally, aftr i digest. hit the john. n wipe my ass
^this kid has the science world baffled. all the nerds and the geeks aint settled
till biologists discovered they had to include 'wack&shitty' as a new Ph level
Phryme's gassed cuz he's on top of a corny league that sucks...
yea, the top WOULD be cool....
that is, if ya girl would stop usin her teeth so much
^nah.. U dont even got a girl. ask around. the kid is obnoxious
Farve been up for weeks, puzzled, at how long ur Lifestyles can sit in the pocket
oh, & Tavarez?.. the clone? the nobody from Rapmusic?.. forget it holmes
shit, b4 you even hit phryme, it b nice if 1 day you hit ur own........
Im workn wit the FBI on this one. Cuz the lines this asshole flaunts r a hoax
we're told his crib was buggd. so ima sweep it 1st, then move on to the votes
an then move on to ya boyfriend. an how his parents aint raise him for shit
T... i suggest ya dick puts ya man on timeout for givin it wayyyyy too much lip,
^when im finishd ya mans gonna be pissed. no more buttfuckin that ass at night
cuz from now on
..'Rez erect, means findn his body parts, some glue, n bringn em' back to life
its fuckdup.. cuz Tavarez just got here. wit his fam, an all of his kids.
but judgn by his verses, im assumin' back at the border his skills got stuck on the fence
an dont think i feel suburban Phryme more.. its the same hate,
ill knock that white light mc so high nggs'll think their seein fireworks 2 days late
corny ass wordplay. for real. the shit is misery
here, ima do like a Tavarez verse - this upcoming fall its 30Gs for u tuition u ill as me,

N.Tavarez

Its funny he say he hate MY style and he spitting that dirt
His idea of wordplay is mispelling half the shit in his verse
Neck in a noose duke you banging with me, this man is a g?
Like rotten apples, he aint even good enough to hang from a tree
Please, picture me giving up the belt to this lame geek
thats like Butler posting first.....and voting the same week
Talking shit when he shows? fuck it this faggot should win
And champ the same league you called phyme gay for doing good in
(dumbass)
But I was hoping P would drop 1st, so I stop and laugh at it
If this is you in ya phyme...I'd hate to see what happens if you half ass it
Why blast fools? a shank is just as easy to past thru
When I can Stake Phrys in the chest like Im addicted to fast food
If you ask me, B's a cocky fag and phryme is asscheeks...
So It wont be hard to drop nothings.....I'll just mimic both ya verses from last week
^^^I hate ya structure's fucking stretched, my eyes damn they burn
Shit is longer than the credits from Superman Returns
Butler YA PIC IS OLD BITCH, put it away the shit is played
Plus why the fuck I want to battle the Nigerian Blade?
...........Look, It's home cooking and a bitch'll get ate
Its ok that Phryme Rib, but when Im done he'll be the dish on my plate
You should duck son, my hooks quick to leave cats woozy
And you wont Save Face like the drugs HE did in that movie
Im plotting to getcha, and leaving squashed when I hit ya
So when I drop a Caron Butler....he wont play for the Washington Wizards
Im a spic??!!!??
Environmentalist about to be pissed, annoyed and still
Im'a throw butler in the ocean, til his black ass resembles an Oil spill
mother fucker

Phryme

No-showed.

Butler won 4-1 to become the 4th ever LBL champion.

Butler vs Roger Glocks (9th July 2006)

Butler

http://img1.imagetitan.com/img1/1/22/roger.jpg

its Either,

a 13 yr old douche actin tuff. doin his thug pose,
Or... a pregnant 45 yr old jewish mom rockin her sons clothes.
Take ya pic. it doesn't matter. cuzzz after i bruise this cat
he'll b so round n black. nggasll thro him on the 1s & 2s, to scratch.
skinny arms mixd wit that babyfat. Roger thinkn he's all official
Callin' himself Glocks. when he more like a toddlers multi-colored water pistol
torah spitter. The synogouge rebel. the jewish fly nerd.
refuses Curls @ the gym
..n told his pops he's too gutta for the ones ovr his side burns,
but moms was cool. she was cookin'. then stoppd for a second
so rogr culd put the matzah balls in his cheeks, n sho the fam his godfather impression
wit the gay green trim.. i figured Old NAvy fall Line for fags..
nah, Egon an Peter Venkman informed me R was gettin sleeve deep in slimers ass
facemelt. wheres ya skin pigment?. it indicates head on,
of a largr white population in the India train bombings then the news let on
ya like a lumpy slab a whiteout. no chin. no lips. shits 'rill tragic
son. that blob of a so-called face has less features on it than illmatic...
bitch, how old are you? U can forget this battle. start packin it up.
i told this ngga to act his age... he pickdup his things, n hoppd right back in my nut
but dont blame me.. its not my fault hes here. hes a product of the movies
U can thank that 1 drunken night b/w Roesanne, & Chunk from the goonies.
an, doods a mascot. so the fuzzy pic? i aint even worried 'bout
wats REALLY blurry is, when did Michelin decide to attract a more urban crowd??
you wanna bootleg movie? no doubt. I pretty much hav em' all
i DID hav The Lady In The Water...
...til this fat ngga came thru an did a cannonball
all jokes aside. forget the fat comments, an all the mean hate..
its a camera phone pic of his "shit. i gotta battle butler this week" face.
but i saw his chinky eyes... and his motions. so i pulled his jaw down
n dropkickd it before this gangsta samurai culd finish pullin his sword out,
then stepped back. wound up. n was bout to pimpslap the wide hoe
..till i realized he had downsyndrome. no left arm. an thought i was five-o
nah. voters.. our 2 pictures are start-to-finish. the whole spectrums on it,
...from the murder scene, to the lake, to me sittin down as i reflected on it,

Roger Glocks

i weigh 140 and im not jewish.lol thats a comeback to ur verse

http://img1.imagetitan.com/img1/1/22/hatersnolike.jpg

listen Tyson Beckford
I see the crop circles in the back n if your not seein this
im wondering if your the alien in Signs that got bashed by Joaquin Phoenix
^dammm son, you look like a rapper n I really cant say
Is this the picture taken of Canibus when he heard the track from LL Cool J?
pump ya with bullets n im not comming here raw but instead
Im thinking about giving him a serious role.. to match his forehead
intense face. he's ina big poker tournament n he might go all in
you should really think about folding.....that shirt and never wearing it again
B went with a White Tee instead of the soccer shirt he struts
he stopped being Zidanne. I guess that never got you Head But
I see you got muscles...im puzzled n im scratching my head
well
how come you never lift?.....a book to learn how to type and spell
you act like your face to much. your excuse? i got no time
Butler likes hanging out like his lip n being lazy like his Eye
Your from New Orleans. Mardi Gras was cool until you were discovered
people were flashing.....a pic of you cuz they spotted a Alien in public
I liked your earings. but dumbo? tell me what happen queer.
Did Paul on Boston Celtics run full speed to Pierce those ears
your on a farm n ur pretty poor. he's not rich at all, so its cool
EVERYBODY!! it's not Butlers fault if he sticks his nose up to you
I know your upset and I see the shadow above you fag
advice. take a picuutre before you come out the closet to your dad
rep mic, Butler holla's at those transexuals but he wont fret nights
theres a good women behind every man that explains his sex life
his Barber was drunk, he was like a quarterback in a schoolyard game
Butler asked for a ''Fade''... he's like ''run to the barrel. do 35 crosses and stay''
go to sleep homie cuz you gotta read in front the class n dont lie
is your cheek's doing a project about your face? n today its covering ur eyes
Cocksucker. my blows will have u seein birds and this kids dead
I told you to Kiss the Game Goodbye. he's like 'nah ill give him head'
this dudes a bitch. im reckless kid n I reckon your shit missed
http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/614/butler8lh7ht.jpg
^^cuz Butler went to Greece n used it on his face for the second pic

Butler won 4-2.

Butler vs Shake-Zula (16th July 2006)

Shake-Zula

22


Hey..
After u see this, and the reaction u'll get from the voters....
Nvm ya pixelated pic, u'll still end up with a chip on ya shoulder
Maybe if I pass on some wisdom, the beef'll settle...
Want advice? "stay in school", u're still at a 3rd grade reading level
I'm suprised u can keep friends. U're a worthless joke...
Ya only boy calls u his wingman, coz u fly away when girls approach
And when it's late, normal people tend to snooze...
So they hit the sack...while u're on ya knees with a sack hittin' u
Plus ya fam's barely got any posessions at all...
The grinch only needed a free pocket to steal christmas from ya'll
U always throwin parties...got kegs and streamers...
Ya floor SHOULD be a mess.....but thank god for streetsweepers
I ain't fakin' son. I'll start unloadin' this shotgun...
And leave one in ya atrium, like when u performed in the commons
U had Glocks strugglin'...he was set to clown himself...
Confused......after hours of seeing his own reflection on ya scalp
Ya verse was a joke. Yeah, It wasn't that good, b...
But I see why u got more votes, u posted a pic of a shaved pussy
Fuck a "mean mug"...that ugly shit, is too brutal...
Ya coworkers protestin...tryn'a get another wall added to ya cubicle
U're kiddin'...It's gonna take a lot more to phase me...
Punches remind me of Peter Griffin...they ain't been workin' lately


...yep

Butler

okay.
i was GONNA cop a bently... but aftr that verse? im callin' it quits.
clearly, suicides more suited for Shake then the style of doors on my whip..
^Zula.. for real. hop off a roof or somethin.. no, im not teasin ya
i usually want the truth, but i think if u went off alleged make things easier
im not hatin'... i feel this dood. believe it bro,
bein a douchebag-projectrhyme-clone aint a crime. so shake, ya free to go
u can't blame me for losin. im 2 days late. you really can't pull it now,
ngga... i gave you till saturday to edit the corny punchlines n all the bullshit out
an dont mistake the blurry photo an the run i had wit this guys sis,
wasnt the fuzz in my pic that cuffd her,beat that pussy up n got assdeep wit my knightstick
then i broke up wit his moms. cuz the fat hoe was a blimp an a target
Grocery store collapsed - soon as she went on the market.
recyclin' ya bboys trash. c'mon kid, the drops r just harmless.
yea, Shake IS God's .gif to earth,
......in the form of a snapshot of his garbage.
battlin' the champ wit generic lines.. how he tryna hate the boss??
when i culd barely clear my pocket size etch-a-sketch with a shake this soft,
fuck u and ya boyfriend.. givin rimjobs. nah theres no drugs, or keys they hav..
his mans just not allowed to wear thongs cuz thats where Shake keeps his 'stache
an licks the ass. they luv the cock. his dood even named his dick for this punk,
But Shake can never remeber it... this ngga always got it on the tip of his tounge.

Butler won 5-1.

Butler vs Mercules (23rd July 2006)

Butler

Quote:
Originally Posted by KempoMRK
Mercules sneaked to the championship battle.



lmao.
eat.a.dick,

^that goes for U.. Ya whole rhyme 'n' shit
fuck teabag, the sack im bout to put on ya foreheadll bring LT outta retirement
i told Shake to hop off a roof.. did i push the envelope? just a bit,
but i will this week too, right after i fedex Mercelus to the edge of a cliff..
in the champ match wit 5 wins? damn nig.. thats pretty awesome dude
ya records almost as shocking as the idea of 5 heads that'v actually lost u,
when it comes to slugs im usually known to pull-out alot slut
n i was bout to pull-out,
...then remembrd last time i did; & 9 mnths later U poppdup
nah. Merc lets go out and hit the bar. throw some shit back,
an order me 2 rounds of ya moms flaps.. Ima double fist that
^actually scratch that.. her smelly pussy been on some new tip,
cuz the way she treat it remind me of a Merc punchline - wont doucheit
with ya gayass 03 wordplay. here, ill tutor u on ya own easy text
butler suplex put M in the ER just so we could C U LES,
popcorn thug. if you haven't realized by now.. ya shit to me,
son.. check the mag, I got more fuckin #1 punchlines than u got victories
halfcee. your a shit rapper from projectrhyme. but no, its not ya verses dude,
im more concerned with whether u'v elevated since the last 2 times i murderd U
^asshole get it right,. iv got duke shook evry time im brawlin' wit em'
im USE to gettin a rise outta Merck. no, really.....rank-wise, aftr flawlessin him.
i even tried lookin for ya ill shit.. but the appeal of this cats gone,
findin' dope Mercelus lines is like rollin' a L wit the ceilen' fan on...
ur a pussy. it must b that time of the month. this guys faggg
id say Mercs known to flood the block - but its more like a thin, cotton, white pad.
voters thought U'd leave after this. & this clown knows it
but they STILL gotta see em'
..........i be chewin wit my mouf open,
the fact that U fired dont matter, this forearm still gonna slam in ya teeth
u gon need waayyy more then unemployment to help u get back on ya feet,
but i luv horrors. i thought M knight Shaymalan's typically had a nice feel,
come to find out the typical M night invovles his man, couple dildos.. n high heels
they role play. tonight its an infiltration mission.. cant ya'll fuckin see?
guns drawn, merc moves 1st as he tells his mans sperm.. "cover me"
i hopped in my whip aftr some brews. got pulledovr for like the 8th time
sobriety test provd it aint just Merc verses wher i'll stumble on 1 straight line

Mercules

Quote:
Originally Posted by Butler
aiyyo..
to the mods, and merc.
i have NO time to voote, honestly... im on this comp for 3 mins

The way you acted in the PRBA... you get no respect bitch
3 minutes OnLine.. that my average reading ya streched shit
When i modded that league.. you act like i offended you
n you deserved Special Treatment.. so thats the ward I'm gonna send ya too
Even resorted to CHEATING! ...thinkin we'd never check
You flossed your votes with Fake Links! ..just like you do ya pencil neck
Never vote.. n still hating on me for putting you in check
well Kemp MUST be letting you slide... cause you haven't bitched and left
Mercules.. believe I go to War when I throw strikes..
..So when I hit 'Ler.. he gunna wish HE took his own life
I'm the type to hold mics.. while Servants prefer the back-drop
Butlers do what they're told.... this week I ORDERED a wack drop!!
Brokeback released on DVD .. n you excited cocksucker
so ya verse had more Gay Lines.. then last week at Blockbuster
I'm Pissed now!!!. ..best believe ya champ run is through
n judging by ya soaking pantleg... ya Pissed now too
I'm from the Capital of the world son! you know how it goes
i bring the Bullets n you'll be Washington's of blood from ya clothes
LBL.. you're just reminicing.. ya herb, its so true
every week's a fresh nameplay.. n 30 punches from '02
plus just stop stretchin lines man!... ya need to let up
we gotta scroll horizontally... to read ya set-ups!
Merc keep it short n sweet.. why clog lines up with nonsense?
Yours start with a set-up.. backround, and table of contents!
boy I'm hitting this bowl then goin straight for ya jaw piece
n your wounds wont Cure... 'till the buds do from these raw seeds
my crew'll run in ya spot with the toys cocked
n if the doors locked, we Kikkoman, like the soy sauce
its ridiculous .. how you fronted Street n now you're caught
dont blame me for laying ya down... its YOUR black Asphalt
Baby. You bitch n moan... but NO woman would thinks thats fly
Shiiit.. you couldnt get Lai'd.. doin the limbo in Hawaii
You're a disgrace with ya streched Verse.. i feel bad for the readers
sure, last week you beat the Shake.. this week's full blown seizure

ma'fuckah.

Butler won 6-3.

Butler vs Sonny Dimebags (30th July 2006)

Butler

its 11 am

an i see that im all set.. we gettin it on black
coz 4 breakfast this sonny d'll go nicely wit my shortstack,
Sonny who? peuberty still hasnt come ur way. ya just the next herb,
& ya voice may still b crackin, but this week it'll be ya necks turn
Nobodies like U wont last a second. shorty, i'll pound ya lid
this yellow belly same color as the tape gon' be around his crib..
Butler knows evrything - droppn 20 an not a line of it miss
Sonny knows squat - cuz for 16 yrs he been doin it evry time that he pissd
his votes'll see the crime. so theyll b on stand, repeating the business.
my votes'll do the questioning but hear an objection for leading the witness.
dbag. ill Murder ya noob ass, until ya head is gone.
i got bomb lyrics,
...isreal manufactured & is currently deployin on Lebanon
oh, U push weight? well those pounds aren't wat they questiond queer
its the 1 voters saw u giv me aftr hate-votin Tavarez in order to get U here,
cuz for for my record. i needed no effort to win on this site,
but for my record, u'll need God, a month, 7 days & a win in the cyph
i work kiddo. theres no time for drinkin. im kinda pissed.
cant let-loose; till my serve tips the net in tennis playin ya girls vagina lips
yep, ^dood gets bitches. his game is sick yall.
MAD chicks'll blow Di
...for luck, b4 i thro his no-name ass against a brick wall
coz im quick. stoppin on a Dime is just a habit for me,
even wen flippin thru registered users, keyword: unknown, faggot, textcee
boy, U gettn put to sleep early. so prepare the quilts
me an Sonny USE to see eye to eye
...but i guess he forgot to bring his pair of stiltz,
see, U been wack for a minute. need help gettn passd the bogus shit
here, ima nip ya skills in the bud. break it up, an roll a spliff..
homeboy. ^look at the verse. i can already tell wat ull get dood
"bitch, u KNO ya wack when butler don't have to stretch his lines against U"
.
.
.
next,

Sonny Dimebags

Lets go doggg,

Sonny D. wake you up early and I dont mean wit cereal
Butler forever wanna pic battle, Cuz his 40 year old ass runnin out material
I aint going to be leaving no fresh prints when I kill this queer, is it me?
or is this butler older then the one on the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Kicks and blows to his head derail his train of thought,and maybe
make him forget his boo tellin him bout the brains D. got
Your married, bet the sex drive is dead wit ya wife
Ill scoop her up, and have that bitch cummin back to life
Respect you got is probably owed, this cat lyrical gold,But,
you on the first load, Cuz its in wit the new and out with da old
Catch this cat on my street its instant assualt,But, it aint ya fault
That S.D. had to end ya winnig streak like the Chargers did Colts
Make an energy drink out ur blender, ya punches r to tender
But, he can beat bags.....if he was a fighter on Contender
Long ass verse by this faggot I cant deny it, he wanna try it
well all those lines r gonna have Butler die like Len Bias
Sonny a hustler the game is wat im ready to juss slaughter
even have Butler pushing bricks...tied to his ankles underwater
Went over this dudes BBQ claimin to be the king shit,
Butler heated up and grilled me..burgers and some wing tips
Ima crazy dude for the cheddar man,hustle any weather man,
find u late night and gap up ur teeth like david letterman
Gave it my best only time will tell, I showed him hell
They call me peer pressure, gave Butler his first L
Yo I do smoke alot of tree but on the real G,
I fucked ur mom, cuz all moms love Sonny D.

Butler won 5-0.

Butler vs SlicKnife (6th August 2006)

Butler

Quote:
Originally Posted by SlicKnife
you’re not even a challenge, n you might think this facts rude
but you’re wasting time...
...’cause your raps ain’t got no worthwhile your still a whack dude

30 lines cool?


roflz
No.. 30s not cool

u NEED to worry bout formin a concept. you fuckin herb
^cozzzz
my setup was 10x harder then that entire punch of urs.
they say i gotta screw-loose - cuz im crazy wit new rhymes.
they say u gotta screw-loose - cuz ya girl been 'round the block a few times
SLick, ya 3 line approach is too long. it goes for dumb miles
reminds me of my stretchd punchlines; minus the impact, wit, wording & punchlines
ur a newbie. so, save the thug lines & how u'll shoot me.
tiny nig, u makin' that Dimebag from lastweek look like a QP
look, ima take it easy on U. cuz ya spits matter.
i'd still slap ya verse, but im rockn burberry.. & shit splatters
see, i ran into ya chick - slid the nut up in her tubes yungin
had his girl SO late, Rush lingo felt obligated to do somethin..
then i found out he's bi.. bentover takin it from a damn dood
Slick back aint a hairstyle, its wher he's preppin for his mans splooge
Ya fluffy kid. soft as hell. Fluffy bitch
wen i calld u a down dude
...i meant like feathers in the comfortr ya moms n i cuddle with
coz EVen she aint feelin' him. but his pops is hatin him worse
Slick the only person to put a frown on the face of the earth
theres a creed; drop iLL till every voter say ya so fly
theres another Creed; i used 4 inspiration, ..as I KO'd Sli




neeexxxtttttt

SlicKnife

Quote:
Originally Posted by Butler to Sonny Dimebags last week
go post 4 the champ match,

lets get this shit up early.

^^^ face it bitch, its obvious that whole post was of shit...
yeh you got your shit up early...but sent us all back to sleep because of it!
just admit that, but this week we must all have got a bit glad...
I never knew a verse could fall in love...
.................................till I saw the amount of weak spots your shit had
your overrated man, n your bars are like times we fight through...
so we say phew after your verses & wish thats how many lines youd write too
simple man, n I wont prejudge – that aint what my plan was...
but on the face of it your shit...is ugly as FUCK and needs a damn wash
no joke, so know that my punches will amount to hell, ugly...
n youll be in such a state...the Palestinians will count themselves lucky
fucking cunt, typing raps I expect you fighting back...
‘cause your shits a wonder...
......the way it keeps me guessing how someone can write that whack!!!

like this stretched piece of a motherfucker:

Quote:
Originally Posted by Butler Vs. Mercules
that goes for U.. Ya whole rhyme 'n' shit
fuck teabag, the sack im bout to put on ya foreheadll bring LT outta retirement

but...I wont doubt the fact you worked hard becoming a star...
I know youve gone to great lengths...all I had to do was read one of your bars!
fucking homo, I can see your upset knowing I will win, shit
but your not at your wits end...when you never really had any to begin with
I aint being harsh, I just hope you never live amongst me...
n Im not even close to a bitch...you live in a completely different country
seen your crooked pic & well, I wont diss it you fucking prick...
so just count yourself lucky...actually...dont...you fucking UGLY bitch!!!

Butler won 8-0.

Butler vs Shake-Zula (13th August 2006)

Butler

Shake-zula?
.
.
1st, i heard Ya rhymes. 2nd, i heard ya lectures
3rd, with my index over my mouth, saw ya name, n said the 1st 2 letters
Zula's utter trash. I had to way till friday just so he might show.
then empty my bank account in ordr to buy Shake enuff time to write dope,
cozzzzz.. i came here lookin for competition. an u can't speak gawd.
if i knew id be battlin' over-rated clones, I'da just stayed @ PR..
so, I gotta dash - to find some iller heads that i can rip to poultry
Shake gotta dash - surrounded by 2 letters representing his difficulty
YA still a net-zero Shake. 11 wins means shit wen i beast it all down
Put ya run on pause.............. 4 legs & leash in the dog house.
while U waxin ya tranny girflriend.. is she a G? yup..
.......wit a sack so low, its almost time for her re-up.
Ya simpl metaphors r too plain. ya homo Similies ill mangl an rip
son, only thing Id say symbolic about u... is, Shake is a #!@%$
i went to see wat movies were playin. saw the titles at the spot fucker
n all i came up with was wat 'must happen' to UR style & John Tucker
hoppd on the football field. hiked Shakes rhymebook aftr i drewup the play
no one was open, so i stepped outside the tackles.. an threw it away
nah it aint tranny. but his girls huge. meteoroligists luv this fuckn guy
they can now measure storm distance based solely off her thunder thighs
No. For real. she big as fuck.. im not just tryna offend ya
Shake's girl mooned a crowd - an offset the earths tide agenda.
this is just last weeks sequal. i mimmick the whole business.
coz Shake got Slick wording,
i broght the Nife & champ match asswhoopin to go with it
id stomp ya face thru the concrete. n pop ya bean for instance
wit the Tool on my hip - but that wuld put Shake an my dick in reachin distance
I switch ya whole rep nigga. watch it get caught up an hurt..
went from the "iLL" projectrhyme kid, to just my warm-up for Merc..
Ya recyclin' dont bother me.. its win-win against this gay fool.
cuz im also simultaneously smashin his best PRBA shit too...
an dont worry. i wont finish all the weed. so its not a problem.
see, i WILL leave Shake in a bag - except it'll b fully zipped from top to bottom

Shake-Zula

How bout some originalty?
Quote:
Originally Posted by butler vs. Krylon
While u waxin ya tranny girlfriend. is she a G? yup,
wit a sack so low, its almost time for her to re-up.

Quote:
Originally Posted by butler vs. Yzeone
i even hyped ya sorry ass. Now it's the beast wit ya'll clowns
Put ya run on pause.... 4 legs and leash in the doghouse.



Looks like we both came with shovels in our clutches...
I used mine to dig ya grave, u used urs to come up with some punches
Meant to drop last night. I apologize, u've been patient...
I started reading ur verse, next thing I know, I'm woke up and it's 10am
Kid, I'd never imitate ya shit. I don't even respect u...
If I was doin that, half these lines would've been written before I met u
But u ain't recycling...I can see it well...
U're actually stuttering...
...u just so slow, it takes u a few weeks to repeat urself
U saw the match-up and got nervous. I ain't exaggeratin'...
Ya colon must'a been havin' a fire drill, the way ya bowels evacuated
32 lines? I guess u're tryn'a make this shit "classic"...
Hopin' that I'm consistent...at getting screwed in champ matches
I assume u rushed. Coz that's some awful shit, dork...
It's a soft key that's got me ready to use a soft key, Alt and F4
If u think I'm gonna let u win, don't hold ya breath...
U are leavin' ur mark here...coz u planned to kill me, with no success
I get sick when I think about how long u've held the shit...
Only way I ain't snatchin the title, is if it's an expert in self-defense
See, if u could avoid punches, that might be a problem...
But u ain't light on ya feet...
...u just wearin' those shoes with the lights on the bottom
U know u're less than me, i'll spell it out for u plain, brotha...
See, I ain't tryn'a do html codes when I type Butler<shake>Butler
Ya shit's horrible, dude. Just another stretched verse...
U THINK people are following u...but that's just ur Verizon network
Plus the ladies don't even want ya penis...
And u couldn't be gobblin' up the pussy if u were Norm Osborne's fetus
If u say I'm wack, u're either lyin' thru ur filfthy teeth...
Or somebody's been hacking ur account...
...and voting for me EVERY week
U overrated. So calm down, I could take u anyday...
Only way u'll bring moore to the table is if Demi agrees to a pity date
I don't think anybody's gonna acknowledge ya weak shit...
U should'a typed "Kill President" in ya verse...
...so at least the feds would bother to read it





...

Butler won 3-1.

Butler vs Mercules (20th August 2006)

Butler

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mercelus vs. Sonny Dimebags 8-18-06

Dimebags? heh.. save ya criminal tale
Mercules will Tare you... AND my digital scale


Quote:
Originally Posted by butler vs. Mets 11-16-2004

i'm halfassin', you little punk. call me the i-don't-care vet
but i'll re-invent scale mechanisms after how well i tare Mets.


okay,

get dumpd in the lake for bitin my damn concepts.. the dead MC,
Merc likes Scales? good, cuz he gon' need a cuple sets on his neck to breathe
Im glad U feelin' my shit. & i guess kissin girls hasn't been hard guy,
clearly, uv had MORE then enuff practice swappin spit wit my archives.
..I take back evrything bad i said. this leagues the phattest dood
see, i not only got dickryders... i apparently get to battle em' too
& my rosco gotta degree in psychology... so it steppd in the thread,
called it his office, laid U on ya back n proceeded to get in ya head.
unoriginal dudes like him? get shook quick when they brawl wit the beast
but Mercs amp'd.. mobile, is up on the wall of every gay stall in the east
Merc. I hope u didnt expect me to halfass. & not pound on u ngga
yea i WILL wing it - ya rank that is, n watch it fly south for the winter
ur an old head.. wit old concepts.. wish i culd see ya hardest b.
i'd push back the hands of time - but this week ya wigs #1 priority......
ass fuckin.. butttt bangin. his boyfriend booty poundin this prick.
his mans gettn more strict on Mercs cock wit the crack down on his dick
..i thought sperm banks held alot. but this cum characters up.
iverson crossover look legal as hell the way ya throat carry so much
^an it doesnt stop there. the officials even wanna leave to diss u
they went on strike soon as you claimed ya flow was clean as a whistle
snaps dont stop. Even ya hubby been callin' ya dick pint size.
turns out theres a thin line b/w luv, hate, ya left, & right thigh...
ask the writers of southpark.. they tried warnin' U that ya spit was shaky..
now, Mercs shit scripts been charged for plagerism on account of Mr. Hanky
^see, My jokes hit the top.. & they'll break shortys neck
but as soon as THIS joke hit the top - the LBLs #1 supporter left
U do nothing for this league. but dissin me like ya raw duke?
sorry, 8-1 doesnt mean shit when i was the person u lost too
Honestly. I may use alotta words. an yea, its hot too
my bars ARE stretchd, but so is the idea of me beatin Shake, an NOT you
but the bitin' works. he shuld keep it up. Otherwise, he'll never get live.
cuz poorly re-wordin my 04 shits a biggr insult then a Merc punch'll EVER provide

Mercules

yeah yeah herb ...you're talk is cheaper than Ramen
I reword ya shit from 04??? ..then we got something in common
heh, you didnt invent this wordplay shit.. so kill those fake bars
you just stretched it out enuff that it could go n hit the weights hard
what kinda "fire" you bring this match son? ...not alot
so put a sock in it.. soaked with booze, comin out a bottle top
i hate the same over-used shit.. thats all B got
Golf lines are played.. but its the only Fairway for me to drop
you motherfucker.. winning your battles on mosty gay lines
Butler so flaming ...bro, we can't see you in daytime lolz
^i never do this! ...or mom disses.. ya ignorant kid
I damage opponents.. so how you think I'm flipping YOUR shit?
you aint hardcore! Peace Corps is what ya seeking
you In voluntary movements? ..well you'll have them after this beating
Dont you know i break bones for postin wack flows dummy?
now Butler in 4 casts.. clear skys and part sunny 16
You cant get shit from me, except a L and a cracked jaw
while Cutting you.. the look in ya eyes is what a Hack Saw
Punk.. i'm on some slasher flick shit... what'd you expect
put The Ring around your eye.. and the sequel 'round ya neck
I'm better than you! dont say i aint Evolved.. thats hate kid
but either way you're finshed.. these punches are still Ape shit
fuck ya 30 line battles! cmon champ, you're faking moves
so i'm ending ya Streak.. like game security do naked dudes
Looking for the fast way out? ...well peep the mental
take this short-cut on ya face.. to the hole in ya temple
i'm brutal.. i'll wreck you.. no one will look for you kid
see ya chick begged me "Spare him" ..so i cooked her you're ribs
you're terrified of losing.. so the pressure keeps you writing
yeah dude ya underweight... like the division you fight in
n you look Blue in the face.. not getting ass at all
so it seem like your complexion... is matching ya balls

muhfucka

Mercules won 5-2 to become the 5th ever LBL champion.