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lets clarify some things though. i make 800 a week now. back when i was poor i still made enough to support me and my disabled pops btw, but now i live in a literal suburb, in a townhouse, surrounded by blonde white people. i just made myself a porkroll egg and cheese ommelette with eggs from the clear land o lakes carton yo, the free range joints. with taylor ham/porkroll i imported around 12 bucks a pound. and deli american cheese. not the fake american pre packaged slices

im balling now.

but i am bald.

you are also under the misconception that paying for pussy is something i HAVE to do. its not. its convenient. i don't like going out though so there is that, if you enjoy getting coffee/lunch and meeting people cool. i don't. so calling a chick and giving her 80 bucks to come to my house, get under my desk, and blow me while i watch VR porn in my overpriced occulus rift is just about as dope as it gets bro.

then she leaves. that all occurred in a half hour. it wasn't hanging out and being a human. im in the fucking matrix bro

and lets face it, i'd just blow that 80 bucks on records/video games/etc so its not like its even something that i have to make into something. if that makes sense. it ain't like i'm putting money back lol its money im trashing on entertainment

but now that everything is clarified lets get you back onto the path of positivity

have fun at disney world. stay away from the lagoons plz