Any cooking job I go to, I'm instantly the man.

Joe Metts · 01-27-2013, 12:06 AM

I got the cool funny fat guy routine down packed.

Im a dickhead in a joking way mostly just my personality though. Sometimes i get friendzoned some times i don't. Doesn't matter cause female friends leads to other females. Works out. I know most this site doesn't think big dudes get laid but its false. Would never claim to be a pimp but i do fine. Even Frank doesn't understand how i get some of the women i do. Its all about be comfortable and making them feel comfortable. Im older now. Looking for something more solid. Not crazy worried about how fly she is or whatever.

Only job i ever got laid at was when i was managing at home depot. Overnights were the jumpppppp off.

01-27-2013, 12:06 AM	#11
Joe Metts Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Hanover, PA Posts: 2,760 Battle Record: 14-6 Rep Power: 18112003	I got the cool funny fat guy routine down packed. Im a dickhead in a joking way mostly just my personality though. Sometimes i get friendzoned some times i don't. Doesn't matter cause female friends leads to other females. Works out. I know most this site doesn't think big dudes get laid but its false. Would never claim to be a pimp but i do fine. Even Frank doesn't understand how i get some of the women i do. Its all about be comfortable and making them feel comfortable. Im older now. Looking for something more solid. Not crazy worried about how fly she is or whatever. Only job i ever got laid at was when i was managing at home depot. Overnights were the jumpppppp off.