LMAO SO PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW I NEED TO FUCKING VENT!!!!! GET IN HERE, BROS!!!!

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am so pissed off right fucking now man. I don't know what to do. I need to VENT!!!!!!

So, Ive been to Asda this morning to get a few things for the weekend. I noticed this lady was staring at me on the same aisle I was on. No biggie. I moved to the next aisle and here she comes again...STARING!

So now I'm like, "WTF", but finish up my shopping and head to the check out line. Of course this same lady was ahead of me...starts staring again. Awkward. So I start playing with my phone so I don't have to look at her. Finally she says "I want to apologise for staring at you, but you look exactly like my son who just passed away."

I felt really bad after that and gave her my condolences. She says "thank you...but I have a favor to ask. I understand if you don't want to. Can you give me a hug and say 'bye mum' to me?" Inside I was like "wth", but me being the softie that I am, I went ahead and did it. She smiles, thanks me, and leaves.

The cashier rings up my stuff and the total comes out to £100.87. I knew something wasn't right, because after my vouchers it should have been like £40.00 or so. The girl tells me that my total was included with my mum's. I'm like, "What?!!!"

she said, "Your mum said you were paying for her last few items along with your things. I told her that the woman was most definitely NOT my mum. She said, well I saw you hug her and heard you call her mum.

Iflew out of the store looking for this Woman, ready to confront her ass, while also being chased by the security! I see her loading up her car, She saw me and jumped in, I got to her as she was pulling her leg in, so I started pulling her leg just like I'm pulling yours.


Got ya!