lmao I legit think I may have worms this week, bros :(

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so it started a week or so ago maybe when I'm taking a shit at work

I wipe my ass and checked the paper before I threw it away, right?

anyway as I'm looking down at the toilet tissue and this shitty mound of ass waste it's covered in, I see something strat wriggling around out the top of it like WTF?

so I pulled it out with my hand, forefinger and thumb

shit looked like a small white/transparent little thread maybe a centimetre long?

maybe smaller, it's hard to exact a fucking reading when you're pulling a goddamn WORM OUT OF YOUR OWN FUCKING ASS knamsayin?

anyway I rooted this little bastard out

had been eating like crazy prior to that, too

after pulling this parasitic motherfucker from the paper I noticed I felt a lot of gas as well yo, farting and belching and shit?

anyway on the plus side I feel like all the gas in my stomach is gone now, body feels a lot lighter, stomach looks flatter, I've less gas emissions and my bowel movements have been regular again

anyone else ever have worms and is my condition normal? I never had this before, or at least not noticed previously

That shit nasty though felt like something that only happen in the third world hahaha