The proposal and the denial.

[Ghost1]

So YO....it's like 915 she says...I'll be over in like 10. I put down my glass of makers mark. Go to the kitchen an begin chugging water. If things go according to plan I will not be caught off guard with an unloaded pisstol (heh pisstol). So she gets to my place....she talking to me....an I'm like.....wtf why r u talking? Give me a cigarette I'm gonna finish this glass of whisky then we can take a shower. So we are in the shower messing around......I'm a little buzzed but still trying to work up the nerve to pop the question. So I'm like gimme sum head. In my mind I'm like.....good....now she's in prime positioning. I'll simply asking her, she will oblige and then I will soak her down an subsequently tell her we are over. So she gagging on my hog an I look down while she's takin a break (lazy whore) an I'm like.....AY BUT UHMMM CAN I PEE ON YOU THO!?!? This fuckin chink loving slut sprung off her knees like she had jet thrusters on her hips.....WAT!?!??! NOO!?!?!? U WANT TO FUCKING PEE ON ME!!?!??! WTF!?!?! like just way overboard.....an I'm laughing in her face hard aa fuck....like....yea...I'm sayin tho....lemme just pee on u...again she's like...NO WTF WHY WOULD U WANT TO DO THIS TO ME!?!? I'm loling hard at this point an still trynna haggle with her...like....it won't even be that bad....we in the shower for fuck sake....it'll just wash over u.....now she puts on her serious face an she's like...NO DONT FUCKING ASS ME AGAIN UR NOT GOING TO CCNVINCE WHY WOULD U WANT TO DO THIS!?! SO U CAN ALWAYS THINK OF ME AS THE GIRL U FUCK KING PPED ON !?!? I'm weaping in laughter at this point. I'm like wat if u got stung by a jelly fish? Sum 1 gotta pee on u then! She not goin for it. We get out the shower an fuck ....then she left....I should've just blasted her while she was on her knees. I fear this conquest will be far harder then I had once assumed.

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