ITT I go into detail about how I'd shoot you unexpectedly

[Badweather]

Originally Posted by Sharp

I'll bite

Don't bomb Phil I believe in you

first i'd find your address on people finder, from there i'd create a facebook account and target your friends for friendship...

after that i'd befriend you and get your birthday information.


after two years, i'd have some of my friends mail me over in a large box to your door step.

by the time i get there, i'd have already defecated and urinated inside the box, so i'm sure you'd be vocal about it. which in turn would give me an idea of where you are in the room, i'd blindly aim the gun in that direction and shoot all the bullets. I'd aim low, in hopes that the bullets would strike anywhere from your thighs to stomach.

i'd pop out of the box while you're writhing on the ground and say something really cliche like

"we don't give a fuck 'cause it's yo' birthday...you can find me in the club"

and take an uber to the airport where i'd never been seen or heard from again.



FUCK YOU!!!!