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White Earl
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as for the whole penis thing @Witty and @uh-oh
man, worst dick story i have is this.. i was shaving and trimming up my facial hair. decided i wanted to make the rest of my body nice and smooth for the ladies/or the one i was with at the time anyway. i decided to remove the guard from my beard and mustache trimmer, (i kept one for facial and one for body hair guys) so that i could get a nice low cut on my everything from neck down. the shape up job was going well until i came to the below the belt area. without getting to much into details here on a prominantly male board.. the no guard clippers pinched me somehwere rather sharply and cause a lot of bleeding. the bleeding wouldnt stop. i had to litterally go to the hospital because i thought i sliced a bad vein or something. told the nurse that i cut my dick off with my clippers -should have seen the look on her face. they immediately took me in the back. by the time the doctor showed up -the bleeding had stopped though from applying pressure with whatever the nurse had given me a towel or something. it was pretty much just embarrassing all the way around.
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