LMAO THE OFFICIAL "BIGGEST EVER FAGGOT TO DISGRACE NC'S" THREAD 2015

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LMAO OKAY, OKAY... SO I KNOW WE HAVE MORE THAN A FEW CONTENDERS IN THIS ULTIMATE CHAMPIONSHIP...

AND A FEW WHO WILL BE EXPECTING ME TO NAME THEM FOR TEH LOLZ, BUT LETS KEEP THIS SERIOUS FOR A SECOND

FOR REAL, I THINK EVEN DIA HAS BEEN BEATEN AND I JUST STUMBLED ACROSS A WEBSITE HE'S STILL POSTING ON, I'D COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT THIS HIDEOUS ICE AGE EYES EITHER SIDE HIS HEAD CREATURE LOOKING FAGGOT ROFLZZZ

HOW ON EARTH DID I FORGET HIM? wowzers



SO WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, LETS GET READYYYYY TOOOOOOOOOOO RUMBLEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!


INTRODUCING FIRST!


THE DAD STABBING IN REAL LIFE LAME MOTHERFUCKER THAT IS... PANDEMIKK OF BODYBAGSENT.COM! AHAHAHAHAHAHHAA



HIS REAL NAME IS JON RICHARD DICKINSON ROFLZZZZ

FOR THOSE NOT FAMILIAR WITH HIS HISTORY OF FAGGOTRY AND NEGALULZ, A QUICK WORD FROM OUR SPONSORS:

REDWOOD CITY -- A 20-year-old San Jose son faces trial on charges he attacked his father with a knife -- seriously wounding him -- as his dad urged him to do something with his life, a prosecutor said.

Jon Richard Dickinson's trial on assault and battery charges for the Jan. 3 attack in Daly City is scheduled to begin this week in San Mateo County Superior Court.

District Attorney Steve Wagstaffe said Dickinson stabbed his father in the stomach, back and shoulder with a folding hunting knife at his mother's home. Dickinson's parents are divorced, but the father was called to the home early on the morning of the attack because of allegations that the son stole pain pills from his mother.

The father tried to counsel his son about stealing from his mother and "about doing something with his life," but it only made the son angry at his dad for "nagging him," Wagstaffe said. Dickinson allegedly then attacked his father with the knife and hit him several times in the head, according to police.

However, in the midst of the attack the son calmed down, allegedly told his father he didn't want him to die and called for help. The father was rushed to the hospital with serious stab wounds.

Wagstaffe said the son now claims his father was the aggressor, and he only attacked in order to defend himself. The son is out of jail on $25,000 bail.

LADIESSSSS ANDDDDDDDDDD GENTLEMENNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!! (MAINLY GENTLEMEN, admittedly, ROBREEZY THIS MEANS YOU!!!)

TONIGHT WE DECIDE THE BIGGEST FAGGOT TO DISGRACE THESE HALLOWED GREEN WALLS

IN THE PINK CORNER, FIGHTING HIS WAY OUT OF COMMON SOCIETAL NORMS, AND STILL THE UNDISPUTED HIDE AND SEEK CHAMPION FROM NATURAL SUNLIGHT.... THE REIGNING NC BIGGEST FAGGOT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD...

SCOTT AKERS OF ALBANY HIMSELF -

DIAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... SICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!







OKAY, SO WHO WINS?


DIASUCKS OR STABDEMIKK IN A FIGHT TO THE DEATH?

EITHER OR LOSS OF LIFE WOULD BE BENEFICIAL TO THE HUMAN RACE, BUT THESE TWO ARE EASILY THE SADDEST OF THE MOST SAD LONELY AND PATHTIC BOARDERS IN HISTORY ROFLZZZ

WHO YOU GOT WINNING/LOSING MORE?!