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obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,709
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
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testerone dont test me i gogtz" testerone tough .anvy. joined it. tough. coast guard. got a job. risking it. hands. bloody. licks the blood. spits it back out. on the wall, wall says "dont fuck with phil" doesnt know how he makes graffiti blood art with his mouth, just does. born with it. blood on his shirt. moms spaghetti. or is it, who's spaghetti is it? blood spaghetti. blood. vomited on his shirt already. spaghetti. moms machette. dead. shirt already. blonde and ready. moms. spaghetti. eats spaghetti. eats spaghetti off your fucking chest. eats it. bloody knuckles. eating it. navy seals. tough. training. has suit of armor. bayonette he bought. does twirls with it like in the old movies. HUT, SET, SHOOT SOLIDER, *shoots pelican flying in air* very much. hella shoot. much bullet. tough. black. anger. punches the air and sonic boom forms. Genocide video taping it. genos mom gives phil rimjob to ***lm him down. penicicliin is just not real enough, amoxiccilin. serious.srs. phil . tuff. alcohol. "might jsut have to beat this guy up" facing assault charges. faces them, with his own face. punches them. no more assault charges. judge dropped them. dead. lol. lmao tough. scary. hadouke stance, kimono on, scary. suit of armor srs blck guy. Balrog from street fighter. srs punch u with fists. many fists so fast cant evne see punching just animation of fists in one direction cant see it so fast like e.honda when you press x repeatedly just so many hands so fast boobm hear him say "HUHUHUHH" fast. srs fast huhuhmauhmauhmauah FAST srs black blackness got a job FAST |
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amen has a butt chin, breiv, dr.philgood?, falconpunch abortion, phil the white afroman, stfu butt chin |
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