YOU MIGHT BE A DIRT PERSON IF:

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You go time periods without a phone bc it is out of minutes

you have a neck tat

you have forearm tats

your hats have stickers still on them

you are over 25 and still smoke weed

you do not have reliable transportation

you have a felony conviction

you still cop J ' s

you look forward to your income tax return

you stay with your parents

you lie profusely on the internet

your name is Timothy Erlwein

your dietary staple is drugs booze and ramen.