ABL Mag, Week 4 Edition - 12/9/06 by Te_Ora

God Of War · 01-24-2013, 02:18 PM

09-13-06

Te Ora (http://www.anotha.com/member.php?u=36)

ABL Mag : Week 4 Edition
12/9/06

Intro
to say last week was a shambles would be an understatement. we had over half of the league no show and only three battles were able to recieve any votes. of those three battles one recieved only two votes, while another was closed when one of the competitors bitched asbout votes and left the league (more about that later). http://www.anotha.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif considering how much time i've personally put into this.. it was very dissapointing. there won't be much point continuing this league if we get a repeat of last week. let's take a look of the action that did take place last week..

Battle Reviews

Top 10

1. Te Ora (2-0) vs. 2. Nyce (2-0)
Nyce no shows against T.O for the second time in a row, allowing Te to win by default.

3. Fohkus (2-0) vs. 4. ThaMenace (2-0)
TheMenace forgets to ask for an extension and Fohkus wins by default.

5. prozpekt (1-1) vs. 6. JonJonOyes (1-1)
Jon spends the weekend in hospital, giving prozpekt the win by default.

7. Fletcha (1-1) vs. 8. da big glassman (1-1)
Fletcha failed to deliver on the promise he showed last week. da big glassman came more personal and more consistent and it was enough to take out the win in this one, even though there was a real absence of voters.

9. Bob (1-1) vs. 10. MIC REKKIN BASTARD (1-1)
Bob seemed afraid to show his name……. meaning MIC REKKIN BASTARD wins by default.

ABL

11. presyce (1-0) vs. 12. Pyr0 (0-2)
Pyr0 no shows, and presyce wins by default for the second time since he joined the league.

13. Joe Native (1-1) vs. 14. Dilated Eyes (0-2)
Joe Native seems more concerned with dissing random crews, allowing Dilated Eyes to win by default.

15. MC J3RSEY (1-1) vs. 16. sp!tf!r3 (1-1)
sp!t utilized the concepts he had a lot better than J3RS, who came more personal but used personals we’ve all read before. sp!t did enough and took all the votes, winning one of the only two battles where both battlers showed up.

17. westkeptsecret (0-2) vs. 18. Franchise (1-1)
Double no show. westkeptsecret is a real fag for begging to get into this and then no showing two weeks a row even though he manages to find the time to post up in dodge. Because of his gayness he is booted from the league.

19. doodydean (0-1) vs. 20. nickenron (0-0)
Both showed pretty average, but doody atleast attempted punches. nickenron bitched and said he was out of the league as soon as votes went against him.. and then didn’t understand why he wasn’t allowed to vote in the weeks battles!

Top Punches

in no particular order..

doodydean @ nickenron
While im cruisin in the rankings im always one better,
Back to the battles, so have you actually won…ever?

Te Ora @ Nyce
it pains me to pound on how your a fag and net geek
cause you’ll write ALL the “Top Punches”..
if you do the mag next week

Dilated Eyes @ Joe Native
an its qualitity over quanity joe..so im hurtin ya routes
by doing 10...tell ya put weight on a bar
..cuz its not "workin out"

prozpekt @ Jon
We all feel-ya-very-soft so just chill-n-bear-the-loss
and 'keep the bugs away'.. cuz your skill-is-'wearin-OFF'!

da big glassman @ Fletcha
yea fletcha u in killer instinct but we all kno ud hesitate to do it
n honestly ur above whack... only cuz ur an addict (attic) to it

MIC REKKIN BASTARD @ Bob
Tries to rhyme and attempts to fake an artist
But bob’s the pick of the litter…
… Seeing as he’s straight up garbage

sp!tf!r3 @ MC J3RSEY
Where's the props? The fans must be leavin' early
First weed is outlawed...
...now there's no "e" in Jersey?

Fohkus @ ThaMenace
Your wack verses lacking traction, skills aint even a fraction
I sum up all your verses....but end up just doing subtraction

MC J3RSEY @ sp!tf!r3
Im writin fine, Spit bitin rhymes, Homie, Lines Will Harm You
His win's are like watchin a movie, Thas the only Time He 'Saw 2'

Fletcha @ da big glassman
Under the illusion fighting's a good thing in your glass clan
You ain't no G, take it out your name and you'll be last man

MIC REKKIN BASTARD @ Bob
Bob’s fucked, so he’s down to spawn text
Our battles are confused…
… Cuz I keep takin wins out of kontext

Te Ora @ Nyce
your the hottest new cat on the scene.. with lines that’s bitten poorly
i was going to put a chink in your armor.. it seems you did it for me

Battle of the Week : Fletcha vs da big glassman

Fletcha
3 days of school and it fucks my brain up http://www.anotha.com/images/smilies/undecided.gif, but I rustled summit up

Only tips you take are from all Etienne Sauret's shit
Cause the nearest you can get to a punch is filming it*
You will even swim with rays to become like 'a win' (Irwin)
But even under my chest you could only provide a tame sting
Can't make the 'Sum 41' so you're lacking in 'Motivation'
You'll be fucked as Pitt's marriage but without the compensation
Like you live in an igloo the way you're getting cold feet
You're having nightmares that won't go if you count sheep
Lacking in the tackle so you can only make fantasy football
Illiterate so you can never put the writing on the wall
Under the illusion fighting's a good thing in your glass clan
You ain't no G, take it out your name and you'll be last man (bi lassman)

*(http://www.anotha.com/forum/showthread.php?t=16259)

vs.

da big glassman
first line.. jus butterin u up cuz my words r gon fry ya
n leave u goldenbrown (gold n brown) like last years style
u aint gon win.. n i feel sorry for u if u thinkin u r
cuz then ur barkin up the rong tree... n u bitin lines from bizarre (real roxanne)
dudes a pussy.. if i tell him ill kill him he'll prolly start havin night tremors
n fletcha please dont join b-unit... wat they need is some tight members
fletchas a bitch... sorry dude but i cant tell ppl lies
i saw ur battle.. it got hard n u choked... wat a surprise
fletcha u mad ugly.. i aint gay dont get it twisted dawg
but from the looks of it... goin to france actually turned u into a frog
yea fletcha u in killer instinct but we all kno ud hesitate to do it
n honestly ur above whack... only cuz ur an addict (attic) to it

uppin for votes

v/ da big glass man 2-0

Verse of the Week : Te Ora

your a known drunk & i'll be downin you shortly.. str8 clownin you shorty
the most shocking thing about this battle?
you DIDN'T want to drown in a 40!

Quote: Originally Posted by Jin
last time you had a fan..
..it was spinning on the ceiling
Quote: Originally Posted by Nyce
dude that's bad company, but your a loner, so i'll never laugh,
& i looked at your ceiling... & saw the only FAN you'll ever have
http://community.rapverse.com/showthread.php?t=234455

the pics you post look chinese.. or so cats have been saying
it seems you took it to heart.. and now your concepts are aging / asian
your the hottest new cat on the scene.. with lines that’s bitten poorly
i was going to put a chink in your armor.. it seems you did it for me
what’s your favorite brew? quite irrelevant.. ya writing sucks dude
recently you been gettin drunk off that Jin N Juice..
so i guess you'll be biting Pac too?
you exemplify wack.. shouldn’t have crossed my limbs
i’d give you an ex………… but you already lost to him
i box for wins.. and it’s safe to say your verses need quotes
i’ll strip you of Pride.. and take away one guaranteed vote
your not what ya built to be.. you’ll faint to the ground
cause of you there’s no Mag..
..nificent lines against me this round
it pains me to pound on how your a fag and net geek
cause you’ll write ALL the “Top Punches”..
if you do the mag next week
all you do is run your tonsils.. your bullshit never evens out
your very remarkable.. but only lame ones leave your mouth
you’ve established net fame.. by yaself w/ no one else
it’s apt i call you bitchmade.. seeing you really made yourself

bitch.

No Show Shine : MIC REKKIN BASTARD

Quote: Originally Posted by bob
would i be able to change my name? cos i dont want people to know my real name....it makes me feel scared
You bringin spits, I just brought you the facts
Didn’t even know you were bob…
… I just thought you were whack
This the 2nd time I gotta battle this broken punk
Bitch, if you no show again…
… You stand a better chance than postin up
Bob’s fucked, so he’s down to spawn text
Our battles are confused…
… Cuz I keep takin wins out of kontext
I wasted my time, and thought it wasn’t fair
But look on the bright side…
… And still bob wasn’t there
Tries to rhyme and attempts to fake an artist
But bob’s the pick of the litter…
… Seeing as he’s straight up garbage
Diarrhetic drops due to the fact his flows ass
Shows a day late and a dollar short…
…proof he got broke raps!

01-24-2013, 02:18 PM	#1
God Of War The Landlord Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 5,822 Battle Record: 12-10 Rep Power: 10493983	ABL Mag, Week 4 Edition - 12/9/06 by Te_Ora 09-13-06 Te Ora (http://www.anotha.com/member.php?u=36) ABL Mag : Week 4 Edition 12/9/06 Intro to say last week was a shambles would be an understatement. we had over half of the league no show and only three battles were able to recieve any votes. of those three battles one recieved only two votes, while another was closed when one of the competitors bitched asbout votes and left the league (more about that later). http://www.anotha.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif considering how much time i've personally put into this.. it was very dissapointing. there won't be much point continuing this league if we get a repeat of last week. let's take a look of the action that did take place last week.. Battle Reviews Top 10 1. Te Ora (2-0) vs. 2. Nyce (2-0) Nyce no shows against T.O for the second time in a row, allowing Te to win by default. 3. Fohkus (2-0) vs. 4. ThaMenace (2-0) TheMenace forgets to ask for an extension and Fohkus wins by default. 5. prozpekt (1-1) vs. 6. JonJonOyes (1-1) Jon spends the weekend in hospital, giving prozpekt the win by default. 7. Fletcha (1-1) vs. 8. da big glassman (1-1) Fletcha failed to deliver on the promise he showed last week. da big glassman came more personal and more consistent and it was enough to take out the win in this one, even though there was a real absence of voters. 9. Bob (1-1) vs. 10. MIC REKKIN BASTARD (1-1) Bob seemed afraid to show his name……. meaning MIC REKKIN BASTARD wins by default. ABL 11. presyce (1-0) vs. 12. Pyr0 (0-2) Pyr0 no shows, and presyce wins by default for the second time since he joined the league. 13. Joe Native (1-1) vs. 14. Dilated Eyes (0-2) Joe Native seems more concerned with dissing random crews, allowing Dilated Eyes to win by default. 15. MC J3RSEY (1-1) vs. 16. sp!tf!r3 (1-1) sp!t utilized the concepts he had a lot better than J3RS, who came more personal but used personals we’ve all read before. sp!t did enough and took all the votes, winning one of the only two battles where both battlers showed up. 17. westkeptsecret (0-2) vs. 18. Franchise (1-1) Double no show. westkeptsecret is a real fag for begging to get into this and then no showing two weeks a row even though he manages to find the time to post up in dodge. Because of his gayness he is booted from the league. 19. doodydean (0-1) vs. 20. nickenron (0-0) Both showed pretty average, but doody atleast attempted punches. nickenron bitched and said he was out of the league as soon as votes went against him.. and then didn’t understand why he wasn’t allowed to vote in the weeks battles! Top Punches in no particular order.. doodydean @ nickenron While im cruisin in the rankings im always one better, Back to the battles, so have you actually won…ever? Te Ora @ Nyce it pains me to pound on how your a fag and net geek cause you’ll write ALL the “Top Punches”.. if you do the mag next week Dilated Eyes @ Joe Native an its qualitity over quanity joe..so im hurtin ya routes by doing 10...tell ya put weight on a bar ..cuz its not "workin out" prozpekt @ Jon We all feel-ya-very-soft so just chill-n-bear-the-loss and 'keep the bugs away'.. cuz your skill-is-'wearin-OFF'! da big glassman @ Fletcha yea fletcha u in killer instinct but we all kno ud hesitate to do it n honestly ur above whack... only cuz ur an addict (attic) to it MIC REKKIN BASTARD @ Bob Tries to rhyme and attempts to fake an artist But bob’s the pick of the litter… … Seeing as he’s straight up garbage sp!tf!r3 @ MC J3RSEY Where's the props? The fans must be leavin' early First weed is outlawed... ...now there's no "e" in Jersey? Fohkus @ ThaMenace Your wack verses lacking traction, skills aint even a fraction I sum up all your verses....but end up just doing subtraction MC J3RSEY @ sp!tf!r3 Im writin fine, Spit bitin rhymes, Homie, Lines Will Harm You His win's are like watchin a movie, Thas the only Time He 'Saw 2' Fletcha @ da big glassman Under the illusion fighting's a good thing in your glass clan You ain't no G, take it out your name and you'll be last man MIC REKKIN BASTARD @ Bob Bob’s fucked, so he’s down to spawn text Our battles are confused… … Cuz I keep takin wins out of kontext Te Ora @ Nyce your the hottest new cat on the scene.. with lines that’s bitten poorly i was going to put a chink in your armor.. it seems you did it for me Battle of the Week : Fletcha vs da big glassman Fletcha 3 days of school and it fucks my brain up http://www.anotha.com/images/smilies/undecided.gif, but I rustled summit up Only tips you take are from all Etienne Sauret's shit Cause the nearest you can get to a punch is filming it* You will even swim with rays to become like 'a win' (Irwin) But even under my chest you could only provide a tame sting Can't make the 'Sum 41' so you're lacking in 'Motivation' You'll be fucked as Pitt's marriage but without the compensation Like you live in an igloo the way you're getting cold feet You're having nightmares that won't go if you count sheep Lacking in the tackle so you can only make fantasy football Illiterate so you can never put the writing on the wall Under the illusion fighting's a good thing in your glass clan You ain't no G, take it out your name and you'll be last man (bi lassman) *(http://www.anotha.com/forum/showthread.php?t=16259) vs. da big glassman first line.. jus butterin u up cuz my words r gon fry ya n leave u goldenbrown (gold n brown) like last years style u aint gon win.. n i feel sorry for u if u thinkin u r cuz then ur barkin up the rong tree... n u bitin lines from bizarre (real roxanne) dudes a pussy.. if i tell him ill kill him he'll prolly start havin night tremors n fletcha please dont join b-unit... wat they need is some tight members fletchas a bitch... sorry dude but i cant tell ppl lies i saw ur battle.. it got hard n u choked... wat a surprise fletcha u mad ugly.. i aint gay dont get it twisted dawg but from the looks of it... goin to france actually turned u into a frog yea fletcha u in killer instinct but we all kno ud hesitate to do it n honestly ur above whack... only cuz ur an addict (attic) to it uppin for votes v/ da big glass man 2-0 Verse of the Week : Te Ora your a known drunk & i'll be downin you shortly.. str8 clownin you shorty the most shocking thing about this battle? you DIDN'T want to drown in a 40! Quote: Originally Posted by Jin last time you had a fan.. ..it was spinning on the ceiling Quote: Originally Posted by Nyce dude that's bad company, but your a loner, so i'll never laugh, & i looked at your ceiling... & saw the only FAN you'll ever have http://community.rapverse.com/showthread.php?t=234455 the pics you post look chinese.. or so cats have been saying it seems you took it to heart.. and now your concepts are aging / asian your the hottest new cat on the scene.. with lines that’s bitten poorly i was going to put a chink in your armor.. it seems you did it for me what’s your favorite brew? quite irrelevant.. ya writing sucks dude recently you been gettin drunk off that Jin N Juice.. so i guess you'll be biting Pac too? you exemplify wack.. shouldn’t have crossed my limbs i’d give you an ex………… but you already lost to him i box for wins.. and it’s safe to say your verses need quotes i’ll strip you of Pride.. and take away one guaranteed vote your not what ya built to be.. you’ll faint to the ground cause of you there’s no Mag.. ..nificent lines against me this round it pains me to pound on how your a fag and net geek cause you’ll write ALL the “Top Punches”.. if you do the mag next week all you do is run your tonsils.. your bullshit never evens out your very remarkable.. but only lame ones leave your mouth you’ve established net fame.. by yaself w/ no one else it’s apt i call you bitchmade.. seeing you really made yourself bitch. No Show Shine : MIC REKKIN BASTARD Quote: Originally Posted by bob would i be able to change my name? cos i dont want people to know my real name....it makes me feel scared You bringin spits, I just brought you the facts Didn’t even know you were bob… … I just thought you were whack This the 2nd time I gotta battle this broken punk Bitch, if you no show again… … You stand a better chance than postin up Bob’s fucked, so he’s down to spawn text Our battles are confused… … Cuz I keep takin wins out of kontext I wasted my time, and thought it wasn’t fair But look on the bright side… … And still bob wasn’t there Tries to rhyme and attempts to fake an artist But bob’s the pick of the litter… … Seeing as he’s straight up garbage Diarrhetic drops due to the fact his flows ass Shows a day late and a dollar short… …proof he got broke raps!