tbh me dull boy and manhattan

[big baby]

if we were to battle all u guys on a mythical warfield we'd take you all out like first

id go first, this is almost like yu-gi-oh where the skills transcend the platform and onto the battlefield and its realy a card game but theres like real live dragons and shit burning you and shit, word.

so id be the first one

id be a god amongst men, dull boy and manhattan watching from the top like fucking in gladiator, just chillin like roman emperors or w.e

id go out on my stallion and bb stance with gold fucking armor, it'd be all of you fucking weak ass mortals terrified against my godly stance, my writing skills would translate and shit and i'd spit some hot crazy bars and that'd transform onto the battlefield as a kamehameha, first chyeah would be obliterated, with the least reaction and fucking DEMOLISHED

hush would try to save the bunch of you with a little gay ass set up punchline effort with mediocre flow and that shit would translate into a fucking puny shuriken being thrown at me which i deflect with my 9 foot tongue made out of fucking STEEL. I'd quickly spit some hot shit and run up to him the speed of light. Fast. Nobody could see it, whisper (suth this dith faggot) and take him out in a fucking instant. Blood spatters everywhere, and his lifeless body comes crushing down on his knees which i use to fuckign PUNT out of the fucking stadium and that shit makes a noise like PHEWWlike a firecracker thats finishing cracking. Pussy. hush+ chyeah fucking DEAD.
@El Pancake would be up next, swinging his emotional blades towards me with certain and lars backing him up in fear, SWOOSH SWOOSH his emotional blades go. My eyes following his every moment, slow motion, everybodys like WHOA PANCAKES SO FAST. little dot hey know my eyes are tracking his every moment in 1/10000000000 tenth of a second per frame and shit. He's virtually moving backwards in my eyes.

id laugh and spit some fumigating cockroaches just to fuck with you. Clobbered. Zen goes to pick him up with his beard powers he has in this new mythical land. Healing him somehow.

uh oh would go out on his battallion and spit some pretty good worded ALL CAPS shit but id handle him with a quick blow that'd send him into his place, nearly mortally wounded, where allen knight would tend to his wounds and id spot him and spit some fucking hot ass bars to fucking obliterate his fucking head off his torso then use my tongue to drag his torso and fling it around and spit some more bars that translate into me throwing allens body at diode+bags+nik+fig at the same time, this mixture of mythical topical and battle heads would be the fucking BASTION of the battle and pancake+certain+lars would still be recovering from my WHIRLWIND OF ATTACKS


hattan talking to dull "BIG BABYS JUST FUCKING WITH EM LMAO!""

dull boy: life isnt to be fucked with

soon you guys would need to band together to defeat bb, hundred of you niggas in fuckign phalanx formation like IN 300 AND SHIT. Scared of this FUCKING CLOVERFIELD MONSTER nigga

I LAUGH. @Diode GETS UP WITH HIS BIG TOPICAL MUSCLES, and unleashesa furious attack that knocks the wind outta my sail, i get up quickly and decapitate him and eat him from the inside out. Just for him to be a fucking example. I get blood all over you guys and a fucking pack of METRX protein bars falls out of his armor.

diode + chyeah + hush all gone at this point. anima boners comes ffrom nowhere and tries to end me from behind, i quickly use my tentacle to tentacle rape him through his buttholio out his mouth THEN THROUGH HIS BUTTHOLIO AGAIN, double penetration in and out his fucking body like a fucking KRAKEN OCTOUPUS POKEMON GARADOS in this bitch and fling him approximately 3 miles from the GLADIATOR STADIUm

i scream IS NO ONE ENTERTAINED, pancak and @Bags band together and throw their most furious attack at me, which i take the FULL BRUNT OF THEIR TOPICAL BATTLE HUMOR and it takes a toll on me, hattan worried, dull boy scuffing. I fall to one knee, breathing deeply. With a smug grin on my face, i say "is this all you have?"

quick OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE, TO SAVE THE DAY

OATS pops out of nowhere holding hands with certain doing some fucking FUSION TECHNIQUE and turn into COATS which have about 1/1000000 of my current power level but closer than any of the remaining contestants. BUT ONLY BECAUSE ITS COMBINED POWER. They make me put my guard up, the battle is dead-lock. 400 weak netcees writers vs a fucking bb gawd

TIC TAC comes barging at me and i laugh. everybody tries to stop him. i start chanting

KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


everybodys like tic TAC NOOOOOOOOO. mY EYES GLEAMING UP. NYC spitz in the corner shivering. Veritas clutching his bible vortex.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

aerolina tries to save him. Holding his prewritten bars close to him ready to counterattack.

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

tic tacs still running. screaming. flailing his fucking arms. Trying to kamikaze his way intoa weakness.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


AT THE LAST MOMENT. fucking everybody jumped in as a team effort to block my attack and saved tic tacs wrekcless mistake. huge explosions.

you all took the brunt of my attack and are moderately injured. i withdraw from battle moderately injured as well, dull boy steps in the arena with all of you muttering and fearing for death.

to make it worse

hattan steps in too

BUT WAIT

WHO IS THAT

IS THAT HATTANS CLONE??

HOW CAN

ITS NEIGHBOR FOR THE OPPOSING SIDE?!?!?!!


stay tuned for part 2