MMA fighter vs. A chimpanzee , who would win

Mike Wrecka · 07-21-2014, 10:17 PM

you guys are acting like chimps are the super sentinels of the wild

they are scared shitless of anything their size or bigger. they go run up a tree

a leopard sees one alone, he attacks it and kills it instantly. the chimp doesn't put up a fight at all, its just instant death. same as it would do to a human.

chimps cant survive without trees to run up and hide. they cant survive on the plains of Africa, people with sharpened sticks survive there though

the reason I said MMA fighter is because chimps ground and pound. an MMA fighter could possibly have the experience to get out of that situation

07-21-2014, 10:17 PM	#12
Mike Wrecka WOW Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,591 Battle Record: 29-25 Champed - Writing Challenge League I Rep Power: 82779338	you guys are acting like chimps are the super sentinels of the wild they are scared shitless of anything their size or bigger. they go run up a tree a leopard sees one alone, he attacks it and kills it instantly. the chimp doesn't put up a fight at all, its just instant death. same as it would do to a human. chimps cant survive without trees to run up and hide. they cant survive on the plains of Africa, people with sharpened sticks survive there though the reason I said MMA fighter is because chimps ground and pound. an MMA fighter could possibly have the experience to get out of that situation __________________ A.bove T.he R.est