The roast of kawl!ty

[Batty]

Bros... this nigga lookin like Dr. Sheldon Cooper went to Comic Con as Freeza.

When he contemplates shit, 3 blocks of his hood loses Wi-Fi.

Lookin like Tito Ortiz in jr. high and shit

V said "Remember the Future" and this nigga did it

His necklace is the fertility idol from Indiana Jones eating a big ass turkey drumstick.

He got a high speed USB port in his neck

Dude got a headache and now the year 2035 can't exist anymore

He can read comic books before they are written

He sneezes spoilers for movies

He can troll jedi

looking like Casey Anthony in the face and shit

invented a battery operated couch while he was sleeping

To get a good idea of his actual size, in that pic he has his hands on the shoulders of a 47 year old Columbian business man.

Pixar got a new movie.....WIGGAMIND

This nigga got a brainfreeze once from drinking a snowcone truck and invented the Occulus Rift and the NVIDIA Shield in one sitting.

This nigga got The Borg's entire collective stored in his central cortex


Looks like Blake Griffin's final form


This nigga wears a wrestling ring as a headband