Battle Rap 8

Vulgar · 02-19-2014, 11:59 AM

The best known epitome of written prose with efficiency,
With the best skill hooked up to a treadmill in a lunar facility to track motor agility and neuronal activity.
^lol

My newest method is like fuel injected motorcycle pistons -
I keep things moving with a codified precision like a poltergeist had risen.
^Ha

Each one of my dominant lines has an ergonomic design,
Formed from a logical mind with micro-processors inside, each one is automated to find the optimal rhyme.
^What's funny is this is actually true

You beating me? That’s a ridiculous thought, you’re a paper thin wall trying to halt an irresistible force.
^Ridiculous

I touch opponents and they fold up like convertible cars. You touch opponents and they thank you for the perfect massage.
It’s the return of the Czar. My style is refined like observing some art and describing the thing as ‘post-conservative noir.’
You’re a Saint Bernard and a carp – I’m a Cerberus dog and a circling shark.
I’ve disposed of so many opponents I deserve a reward, a long service award from all the Earth’s morgues and emergency wards.
My purpose is war and I’m purchasing arms. Battle the gote? Better hope there’s a merciful god.
^Bahaha..

02-19-2014, 11:59 AM	#7
Vulgar Razor-thin derision Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,422 Battle Record: 40-25 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night LIV - Gimmick Battle League (2x) - Write Week II - Art of Writing League - Storytelling And Topical Invitational Tournament - STI - Haiku Writer Challenge - GWL Picture Challenge(2x) Rep Power: 49604320	The best known epitome of written prose with efficiency, With the best skill hooked up to a treadmill in a lunar facility to track motor agility and neuronal activity. ^lol My newest method is like fuel injected motorcycle pistons - I keep things moving with a codified precision like a poltergeist had risen. ^Ha Each one of my dominant lines has an ergonomic design, Formed from a logical mind with micro-processors inside, each one is automated to find the optimal rhyme. ^What's funny is this is actually true You beating me? That’s a ridiculous thought, you’re a paper thin wall trying to halt an irresistible force. ^Ridiculous I touch opponents and they fold up like convertible cars. You touch opponents and they thank you for the perfect massage. It’s the return of the Czar. My style is refined like observing some art and describing the thing as ‘post-conservative noir.’ You’re a Saint Bernard and a carp – I’m a Cerberus dog and a circling shark. I’ve disposed of so many opponents I deserve a reward, a long service award from all the Earth’s morgues and emergency wards. My purpose is war and I’m purchasing arms. Battle the gote? Better hope there’s a merciful god. ^Bahaha..