The Ascent of N00B

Concrete · 02-13-2014, 09:45 AM

Part 1: Pandemonium

without any warning the faint noobs emerged
truly worthless crude worms tainting the pure earth
we must instigate the purge, precipitate a rebirth
felicitate our leaders
what a novelty tale of loyalty & betrayal
the holy grail overflowed from all souls overthrown
overall, overlords holds the throne over all
oh behold, a legion of ludicrous losers on a warpath
a disturbance in the force was forecast
witnessing all that shiny and fictitious bling
glistening under the moonlight is a spooky sight
we detect them within grim and gloomy nights
a band of dabblers and dilettantes, riding together for the creed, attacking
in a wave of bloody teenage faces, breaking out from the red sea of Acne
meagerly rapping, moaning and groaning
chinless creatures chased by their own shadows, squealing in the mist
deceived by whispers, twisted dream eclipsers, seal them with a diss
acknowledged trash-talk rap-lords stands back all appalled
as the lyrical assault from false cults descends
stemming from a living hell, reppin' to the bitter end
situation critical, luckily the citadel have sentinel MCs that can spit again
war of words at it's pinnacle, the battlearena scenery is splendid
relentless, the hellbent pretenders definitely surrenders
only one chapter, bones fracture as we own and capture
maintain high positions like cold stoned statues
all captured is suffering, from severe inability
the remaining intruders is ushered to a nearby facility
for medical tests, is it ethical? yes
we may take a tenable guess
that the examiners might find a cure against this terrible pest

Part 2: Outbreak

crushed, crunched, the corrupted
was rushed to custody for abduction
post-ruckus, we succumbed to justice
sub-par reluctance busted by pure substance
subsequently captured noobs stand accused
of grand crimes against mankind
bad lines intertwined, bland rhymes designed
damned lies to be completely honest
inadequate artists found guilty on all charges
no pardons, incarceration regardless
conducted to complex Newbie
secured in cubicle Rookie
labeled "suitable pupil"
recommended "crucial schooling"
anticipated "useable sooner"
suddenly one unusual ruler
hailing the Ascended Crew
yelled Attention NOOBS!!
I felt impending doom lacking comprehension
trapped in pretension, shackled by apprehension
attention rearranged, replaced in a mental cage
where derangement shaped the restraining
wires and lines confiding the mind
the great divide between The Primes and deprived
this trial was previously processed
my context a perceivable prospect
the feeble novice being reprocessed
as test subject for feasible concepts
they graced phrases right in front of our faces
as if displaying
the very bars separating us from greatness
on that basis
fellow noobs broke down and shed tears
some betrayed their brethren
biting hands that fed them
I dreaded, deterioration eternally
certainly
I needed to learn this shit internally
before returning it to latitude
liberating this ordeal of outclassed outcasts
relieve all doubt as: inability to express poetry
notably, this condition had sorely broken me
I spoke freely to myself
obliged to absolve wackness
how can I resolve the patterns and evolve as a rapper?
bashing my brain against the barricade until blood splattered
I asked myself what the hell is the matter?
matter of fact every factor is the matter
so fuck what matters
fuck rankings and procrastination
fuck endless quests for validation
fuck rudely entitled biters
fuck pseudo enlightened writers
fuck the weak slack, fuck the feedback
I don't need that, just fucking relax
and express how I feel rap
I truly believed that, as transparence dawned upon
transcending my character back to the drawing board
fragments of humanity gradually restored to norm
as I picked up the pen again my brain began to chain arrays
paving a way, retracing their trail
recognizing the reason they failed
oh, my demised friends - I cried for them
and firmly declared: The Noobs shall rise again!

02-13-2014, 09:45 AM	#1
Concrete Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Oslo Posts: 179 Battle Record: 5-0 Rep Power: 2158978	The Ascent of N00B Part 1: Pandemonium without any warning the faint noobs emerged truly worthless crude worms tainting the pure earth we must instigate the purge, precipitate a rebirth felicitate our leaders what a novelty tale of loyalty & betrayal the holy grail overflowed from all souls overthrown overall, overlords holds the throne over all oh behold, a legion of ludicrous losers on a warpath a disturbance in the force was forecast witnessing all that shiny and fictitious bling glistening under the moonlight is a spooky sight we detect them within grim and gloomy nights a band of dabblers and dilettantes, riding together for the creed, attacking in a wave of bloody teenage faces, breaking out from the red sea of Acne meagerly rapping, moaning and groaning chinless creatures chased by their own shadows, squealing in the mist deceived by whispers, twisted dream eclipsers, seal them with a diss acknowledged trash-talk rap-lords stands back all appalled as the lyrical assault from false cults descends stemming from a living hell, reppin' to the bitter end situation critical, luckily the citadel have sentinel MCs that can spit again war of words at it's pinnacle, the battlearena scenery is splendid relentless, the hellbent pretenders definitely surrenders only one chapter, bones fracture as we own and capture maintain high positions like cold stoned statues all captured is suffering, from severe inability the remaining intruders is ushered to a nearby facility for medical tests, is it ethical? yes we may take a tenable guess that the examiners might find a cure against this terrible pest Part 2: Outbreak crushed, crunched, the corrupted was rushed to custody for abduction post-ruckus, we succumbed to justice sub-par reluctance busted by pure substance subsequently captured noobs stand accused of grand crimes against mankind bad lines intertwined, bland rhymes designed damned lies to be completely honest inadequate artists found guilty on all charges no pardons, incarceration regardless conducted to complex Newbie secured in cubicle Rookie labeled "suitable pupil" recommended "crucial schooling" anticipated "useable sooner" suddenly one unusual ruler hailing the Ascended Crew yelled Attention NOOBS!! I felt impending doom lacking comprehension trapped in pretension, shackled by apprehension attention rearranged, replaced in a mental cage where derangement shaped the restraining wires and lines confiding the mind the great divide between The Primes and deprived this trial was previously processed my context a perceivable prospect the feeble novice being reprocessed as test subject for feasible concepts they graced phrases right in front of our faces as if displaying the very bars separating us from greatness on that basis fellow noobs broke down and shed tears some betrayed their brethren biting hands that fed them I dreaded, deterioration eternally certainly I needed to learn this shit internally before returning it to latitude liberating this ordeal of outclassed outcasts relieve all doubt as: inability to express poetry notably, this condition had sorely broken me I spoke freely to myself obliged to absolve wackness how can I resolve the patterns and evolve as a rapper? bashing my brain against the barricade until blood splattered I asked myself what the hell is the matter? matter of fact every factor is the matter so fuck what matters fuck rankings and procrastination fuck endless quests for validation fuck rudely entitled biters fuck pseudo enlightened writers fuck the weak slack, fuck the feedback I don't need that, just fucking relax and express how I feel rap I truly believed that, as transparence dawned upon transcending my character back to the drawing board fragments of humanity gradually restored to norm as I picked up the pen again my brain began to chain arrays paving a way, retracing their trail recognizing the reason they failed oh, my demised friends - I cried for them and firmly declared: The Noobs shall rise again!