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so Mrs Lars works as a teacher, if we're looking to indulge in midweek activities of the nocturnal kind, she either has to be up at like 5am showering which wakes me up or I wear a condom. She can't be smelling of my man juice all day at work. Now the problem is, we got a box of these condoms, your bog standard Durex, only when I put one on it can only get to maybe, past the end of my helmet then it's too tight to roll down any further - my shafts too thick I think (srs) and the condoms real restrictive like to the point I can lose the erection because its stopping the blood flow to it.
any ideas?
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