Don't have your dad get punched over a can of soup.

[dull boy]

I did my little two step dance and let it go. There's something oddly sexual about the way Lebron hugs that guy.

Watching old sports players newly transitioning to analysts is hilarious.

I hate Steven A. Smith.

The Saints might win today (lol)

Bill Belichick is my hero. ITT: I tell you which NFL coach you are based on you're stupid.

I want to see a sketch show where Chris Berman and Tom Jackson act out scenes from various buddy movies.

Chris Carter's eyebrows.

#toomanyblackpeople

Is @Coup @big baby?

I think everyone is big baby now.

My cat shit blood this morning.

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