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Old 12-16-2013, 01:26 AM   #1
Certain
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Obnoxioucrat. Literarary litterer.
I glittered when I wrote this. Unfocused.
Would you like socks with that? Red or White?
I've got you dead to writes.
Spray bottles of insecticide to infect the hive,
but pests survive.
She came with the crescent thighs. Hurry up with my damn crescent rolls.
She came undressed with eyes. Uglitoris with the scent of mold.
I'm sentient. Subterfuge centerfold
in this week's edition of Playpenthustlajuggs.
Pitch a tent.
It's cold, so don't forget to start a fire.
Unlike Truman, Day, China, Ray or DiMaggio.
Laced in Versace, though I just learned what's a Bugatti.
Ghost.
Lugging a saké toast. Rugby or hockey pose?
Smile for the proof that I'm not morose.
Known to lock and load, so don't get cocky, bro.
The block is hot, better call the fireman.
Got brews? I'll swallow entire cans.
I'd shake on it, but you didn't wash and dry your hands,
you fucking animal.
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