Sooo chyeahhh what do you think about the secrets of the bible?

[...the Nagger]

Originally Posted by Split Eight

Nah its not indecipherable. God is a shitty storyteller and should really stick to his day job. He doesn't have a good command of language, driving character motivations or emotions.

in all fairness God talks of his experience and gives others in the bible their direct experiences, but God himself didn't write the bible

the bible was written by humans who either heard of events straight from God or witness miracles, disasters etc

the language was where it was at that point in time, that has nothing to do with God directly

he didn't take a pen and write a book

that's why there are so many "contradictions" in the bible

they aren't exactly contradictions tho, just differences of perception

but that's a totally diff subject

but yea from a story telling aspect it may be too simplistic but in my opinion you can't avoid it. the bible had to be that way