Oatmeal vs J.Hens

[trap.]

Oatmeal

Fuck this shit, you shouldn’t even be here in the first place
cuz I read your battle with Arkansas…you rob him with that forced ass wordplay
talked tough about it in chat, then PM’d me like “sorry, I didn’t mean it like that, O”
are you serious? I’d call you a cockroach, but even they have a backbone
This Seattle fag fronts he’s thug, like he sprays kids and bombs first
But the only thing he’s waisted…is flannel jackets at Pearl Jam concerts
and I call bullshit on anyone who thinks this chubby kid isn’t soft
he’s such a big Husky bitch…he got recruited by UW women’s lacrosse
He wants you to think he’s done dirt, like duckin techs is the norm
And he does walk with a limp…away from any heterosexual porn
you’ve never talked to a female, with that face and back so oil-y
you’re such a fuckin scrub, every time you go online you owe Neutrogena royalties
he’s tried to be social, but every attempt was just awkward before
only time you’ve had a bitchin party…is when you walked in the door
I fuck hot bitches, there’s no way you can replicate Oats’ swag
you only get cold play…by jerking off while you’re jamming to those fags
your dumbass been textceeing for a decade, that shit’s no easy feat
So he claims he’s an “old school head”…since he’s 30 and still working on his GED

J.Hens



Money fills my pants, How u winnin with no skill or chance?
Ur here cuz Lesnar no showed.. but how come the Broke one still advanced?
Switch up ya style, Actin' smart don't got U surpassing any scholars.
I suggested 'change for Meal'... but this bum keeps harassing me for dollars.
U shouldn't be here. as if U didn't know.. I'm not kiddin' tho.
It's not a Miracle u made it this far when every 1 of your opponents didn't show.
My bitches play dress up, & I can tell that u need some help.
But a hot nurse is only Spooning Oatmeal cuz he can't eat solids or feed himself.
You gettin' laid is all pretend. I'll bring ur Rep's inflation to an end.
You only go 'from One Pussy to Another' starting a conversation with your friends.
I see this fagot dartin', run homo, I got the panic startin'.
Cuz the only bitch that'd BoneMeal is just using his skeleton for Organic Gardens.
U got no clout & no bread. U could win, but I'll doubt it instead.
if he 'Visualized Taking It'.. he can't get the thought of his BF out of his head.
Livin at home.. suckin at text.. he ain't fixin the drought.
Rap star?.. he got his Foot in the Door.. trying to stop Moms from kicking him out.
U think dumb is cool. I'm laughin at this ugly fool.
Sorry bitch, you're more of a 'Drain on Society' than the ones at Public Pools.

Winner: J.Hens