veritas, i think my old therapist is tryna fuckkk

uh-oh · 10-09-2013, 05:26 PM

im confused dog. your a psychologist/therapist or some shit right

how does this work

awhile back i think i told you, but word i went to the crisis center cuz i was suicidal and sick of life and depression was hovering around the kid

well anyways the chick therapist lady i was seeing is aight. she's like a tall white bitch of average proportions with a pretty face. body probably looks like a vikings. saggy pointy boobs. flat wide butt.

but anyways. i spilled my soul to this whore, told her everything in my brain, about how i had crazy violent thoughts, like wanting to bash someone in the head with a wrench and i would play it out in my head like what i would do after etc. about how i looked at old ladies coming out the bank and i was broke and jobless at the time and contemplated murking the life out of them with super man punches and stealing their purses. i talked about how all the bitches walking around with yoga pants i just wanted to tackle and forcefully eat there vaginas etc. told her about how this modern world aint made for a dude like me and i need a cabin in the woods and need to get away from everybody

she told me i had social anxiety and tried to put me on drugs. i tried them for like 4-5 months yo, in which time they doubled them on me (lexapro) and they gave me some other shit too, which is for blood pressure but supposed to help anxiety. well anyways none of that did anything so i stopped, but before that i stopped the therapy bullshit because i thought it was retarded. she kept trying to put my problems onto my parents and friends. like bitch stfu. but anyways i stopped and she was disappointed i could tell. it was like i dumped her

a few times when i went to get my script i would see her there and she'd give me that ex girlfriend from elementary school look, like she aint know who i was and was avoiding eye contact on purpose

well ANYWAYS

i roll up in subway. beard thuggin. dirty as fuck from work. she is there, when i sit down to eat and fuck with twitter she asks to sit down im like AIGHT. so she's just bullshittin about nothing and says some shit like i remember you saying you dont like doing stuff anymore cuz you always get into trouble (whenever i go out to bars and shit i fight or get pulled into fights and other dumb shit.) but i was like word i've been just chillin. told her im still blowing LOUD like a fucking champion, best meds in the world, and that i just chill inside and fucking recluse out now. so she gave me her cell number and said for me to call her if i wanna go see a movie or something. i was like ... and she was flirty the whole time and even pulled my beard

is this normal behavior yo

is she trying some jedi shit on me? if i call are they gonna tranq me like an elephant and run me down

or does she just want some meat? i'll throw her some THO

10-09-2013, 05:26 PM	#1
uh-oh DA GOD Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canton Ohio Posts: 12,362 Battle Record: 1-0 Champed - Beat Battle II - Beat Battle V - Beat Bags Rep Power: 84181420	veritas, i think my old therapist is tryna fuckkk im confused dog. your a psychologist/therapist or some shit right how does this work awhile back i think i told you, but word i went to the crisis center cuz i was suicidal and sick of life and depression was hovering around the kid well anyways the chick therapist lady i was seeing is aight. she's like a tall white bitch of average proportions with a pretty face. body probably looks like a vikings. saggy pointy boobs. flat wide butt. but anyways. i spilled my soul to this whore, told her everything in my brain, about how i had crazy violent thoughts, like wanting to bash someone in the head with a wrench and i would play it out in my head like what i would do after etc. about how i looked at old ladies coming out the bank and i was broke and jobless at the time and contemplated murking the life out of them with super man punches and stealing their purses. i talked about how all the bitches walking around with yoga pants i just wanted to tackle and forcefully eat there vaginas etc. told her about how this modern world aint made for a dude like me and i need a cabin in the woods and need to get away from everybody she told me i had social anxiety and tried to put me on drugs. i tried them for like 4-5 months yo, in which time they doubled them on me (lexapro) and they gave me some other shit too, which is for blood pressure but supposed to help anxiety. well anyways none of that did anything so i stopped, but before that i stopped the therapy bullshit because i thought it was retarded. she kept trying to put my problems onto my parents and friends. like bitch stfu. but anyways i stopped and she was disappointed i could tell. it was like i dumped her a few times when i went to get my script i would see her there and she'd give me that ex girlfriend from elementary school look, like she aint know who i was and was avoiding eye contact on purpose well ANYWAYS i roll up in subway. beard thuggin. dirty as fuck from work. she is there, when i sit down to eat and fuck with twitter she asks to sit down im like AIGHT. so she's just bullshittin about nothing and says some shit like i remember you saying you dont like doing stuff anymore cuz you always get into trouble (whenever i go out to bars and shit i fight or get pulled into fights and other dumb shit.) but i was like word i've been just chillin. told her im still blowing LOUD like a fucking champion, best meds in the world, and that i just chill inside and fucking recluse out now. so she gave me her cell number and said for me to call her if i wanna go see a movie or something. i was like ... and she was flirty the whole time and even pulled my beard is this normal behavior yo is she trying some jedi shit on me? if i call are they gonna tranq me like an elephant and run me down or does she just want some meat? i'll throw her some THO