Two people this week seem to think I have a mancrush on them.

[uh-oh]

Originally Posted by The Rabid Jackal Wilson

You are mentally ill. That isna fact. And I have beem genuinely concerned about you

have you diagnosed me yet?

maybe im just further evolved from you?

like you are a stupid filthy damned dirty ape

we're both bald and have beards. i got some pretty epic tits tho. i got these foot locker T's, they used to be dope. remember when tall tee's were a thing? well i liked those type of t shirts. not the tall long dresses, but back then foot locker used thicker shit, with the sturdy neck that wouldnt bacon and crinkle and roll. i needed some new plain t shirts so i sent a fat woman i fornicate with to pick me up some with birthday money my grandmother sent me. she brought them back and foot locker changed. these are like the skinny jeans of t-shirts. they are some weird stretchy cotton and are tight fitting and thin. from certain angles i have excellent pec's and look like a body builder. from another angle its like wtf i can't go outside with this on. i got titties

but then i remember I COULD BODY ANY OF YOU

and i put on a hoody and a hat to hide my bald fat shame and eat gas station hot dogs on the way to work