my verse against orc last week

[PancakeBrah]

Originally Posted by BWHAHA

pancake no.

I don't have the amount of Writing Forums in my Chrome Favorites that you do, but I'd be willing to guess my self-awareness and perception of interaction put into novel format would at least come close to the spastic, beauty from chaos book you'd write. Or just pure hilarious chaos that English majors would jerk off to. Your command of language and ideas of structuring said novel would be more refined, too. I'm guessing.

I'd ape Jonathan Franzen's style but with a more emotional slant and a bad ending. I still think I'd win. In this hypothetical novel writing competition that will never happen that I started.