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Senior Citizen
Join Date: Aug 1997
Posts: 3,870
Battle Record: 4-3
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Name: Phant, Phantom, Reflexx
Repped: Underworld, Fource Where: Pittsburgh, PA Repped: HG, Mentalz, UPN vs ThaJoker TJ's dope, but I'm doper....that's it, my confessional's over/ Now Im 'takin out Tha Joker' like playin professional poker/ I got...weapons and holsters, shoot for spines, don't doubt my aim/ I'll leave you like O'Dogg---you'll 'never walk without a Cane'/ In this bout you'll get slain by the disses that Phantom's droppin/ So how ya hangin with ME when ya couldn’t handle Batman and Robin?/ I'm jabbin and bobbin, ya never gonna wake from this poundin/ Beatin Tha Joker so bad even his fuckin face-paint is frownin... The Internet "Pimp"....lmao Keep tellin ya personal lies, I've never heard so much trash/ Only porn star you've fucked has chest hair and a mustache/ So fuck that, a "pimp"??? That really takes a lotta balls, T/ Cuz I fuck broads and phone them just to tell em not to call me/ A "pimp" babblin raps, but you're really just a faggot in rap/ And the only 'tricks you pull' are involvin rabbits and hats/ Ya rappin is wack, not clever, ya verses played with wack shit/ While I 'bring tons of personals'---kinda like ya dating tactics/ Ask ThaJoker about his virginity, I guarantee this fag'll lie/ Heads call you a 'fuckin fruit'-- cuz you've banged ten apple pies... Never done a verse in audio, in spittin you're defeated by dorks/ But someone told me your best work got 3 keyboards in The Source vs Galv Sir Galv? You a knight? I'll laught at ya braggin...why?/ Cuz you be like "I'M MEDIEVAL AND CAN SLAY A DRAGON...fly"/ Ya just a faggot, guy...too old and grumpy to be bringin pain/ Cops in Singapore drool over the way you be 'swingin canes'/ A King of reign? A vet, but ya seem like a headless pupil/ Was that a match-up or were you and aGG fightin over Metamucil?/ Ya shed ya scruples, forfeits are how you get through, clown/ Saw I posted and was like, "What the hell do i do now?!"/ Ya beatin this dude, how? I'll leave you alarmed and stunned/ Galvatron? What are you--A Robocop minus the armor and guns?/ I'll be unharmed when done, ya too RUSTY to trouble or floor me/ Fuck mase, I'll do ya a favor, blast ya ass with WD-40/ I'll double the gore, G...burn ya face and extinguish features/ Have you feelin like failure--worse than Nasif's English teacher/ Go find the bleachers, cuz here, the fans just sit and boo ya/ So I'll beat ya with 'no mercy' like askin the french to listen to ya/ I'm rippin thru ya, ya gettin eaten alive and then chewed out/ Cuz bitch, 'I stick to my guns' like Spiderman in shootouts/ So try a new route, I'll use my anger to prove the winner/ Thats why I hide my rage drunk just so i can lose my temper/ Now choose a winner, you aint drunk--since 40 you been sober/ So I'll crack ya all ya bones, even more than when ya bend over/ This is an new generation, old fella, your plank's at end/ Looks like you shit your pants, but dont worry, just thank Depends vs Lazarus This Afghani aint near my level, and these aint just useless facts/ Youll 'never be on my plane'--but I guess you're used to that/ Just a stupid cat, slash terrorist, Security! Scoop this kid!/ WE fly into buildings when late for work--yall do it when you get pissed/ Laz, "the airport pimp" aka the 'CAMEL-toed' whore collector/ That aint your pager goin off, your just under the metal detector/ And tryin to thug at Prowlers? In beef, this kid is far back/ Probably try pullin off drive-bys and end up gettin car-jacked/ Ya scripts and bars lack.....you cant touch the reigning champ/ 'Got more space for improvement' than NASA’s new training camp/ Plus you look like a faggot, fantasizing about nuts and peters/ Prowlers got 'sluts and skeezers', you beggin for 'butts and weiners'/ And don’t brag bout rockin a stage, that aint a moshpit you got, dude/ Its guys poundin their friend cuz he convinced em to come watch you..... vs Yuno I must make the bitches drool, according to you Im Mister Cool/ Cuz ya stared at my pic for hours and didn't even diss my picture, fool Yuno? A Chinese rapper? Haha! This gook's soft/ Run up in ya house and pound ya--WITHOUT takin my shoes off/ Racist? That views false...hunger to win is what my raps display/ Yes, its sad to say, but I 'kill cats’'quicker than ya dad's buffet/ Blow this fag away...Ill rip your heritage in front of you/ Look at your avatar faggot, Im ALREADY just sonnin Yu/ ThaJoker? YOU learned from me...mimicked everything I did/ But I 'always eclipse my pupils'---kinda like ya eyelids/ And why no Chink audio?--Nobody's heard ya spittin before/ Cuz that shit prolly sounds like silverware hittin the floor/ My writtens is raw, even this fake-Yao-thinks-that-Im-winnin/ My bomb's grinnin—it just 'took out a Chink' like John Lennon.... vs Square I'll hit you in the snot-box, the shit that Phant's displayin is top notch/ I'll 'run up and stomp on square' like I was playin fuckin hop scotch/ Fag, you're not hot, you a puss, why don't ya bring ya guys to tangle?/ I'll dropkick MC Circle and give a forearm shiver to Mr. Triangle/ You'll die strangled, ya fucking sissy, I'M one helluva soldier/ I've never been robbed kid, 'square gets held up' by Elmo and Grover/ Ring the bell this shit's over, young buck never threw fire on a page/ Probably the only tourney cat whose seed is higher than his age/ I'm wired with rage, tired of gays, but this square cat's not hearing/ Yea, he's in the driver's seat---On his daddy's lap and steering/ Kid, you ran past the clearing, caught up in scriptures that's arrogant/ Do ya a favor and knock ya out quick---save ya from picture embarassment/ My scripts are just tearin men, take a chance to roll and gamble/ And I'll smoke squares like Joseph Camel, son squares like solar panels/ I control the angles, the sick vet, YOU need experience in the worst way/ Cuz you aint even allowed to reach the sweet 16 until you reach that birthday/ The bleeding hurts, mate, and ya raps make heads doze off and sleep more/ If I keep readin your verses, I'ma have to invest in a softer keyboard/ Head offed with P's sword, sorry, but youre just a beginner, Urkel/ You just saw Phant 'point out' that square cant fit in the winner's circle/ My winnin verse will....kill ya, round 2 won't be a fixture for you/ Want a piece of the action? I'll let ya choose the picture I use.... Im sicker than you, the BEST, I hammer kids that second guess/ I'll 'kill the nicest dude you know' like cancer did to PBS.... |
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