West: 4. ThaJoker vs 5. Turnstiles

trap. · 02-02-2013, 03:44 PM

ThaJoker:

*yawn* *stretch*

PBA tourney...just woke up...eyes are barely workin'...
Let's see who - HOLY SHIT, I'M BATTLING ERICK SERMON!!
Where's Parrish lurkin'? Think that shirt makes you smooth and clean?
Looks more like you punched a hole through a movie screen.
Keep that shit ironed for when you mackin' the freaks;
You can use the starch from the mashed potatoes packed in your cheeks.
And if you don't mind me saying, you should tighten your belt
Cuz your bottom lip's so fat it could fight for itself.
Say what you want about my dome, it'll come thunderin' back
Cuz it looks like you got a football stashed under that hat.
TJ got the best flows, best hoes, already lookin' for my next foe
But I can't see past your black version of Shrek's nose.
I'm a man, I can admit I love to shit talk
BUT IF YOU FEELIN' LIKE A PIMP, NIGGA, GO ON, BRUSH YA UPPER LIP OFF.
You heard right, homie, cuz I'm also lovin' the gunplay;
They call you Turnstiles cuz, what, you always get jumped in the subway?
Homie made a large skully out of a medium beret
Plus I wanna bust your lip just to hear the helium escape.
Fuck PBA, take it to the street, you'll need stitches in the alley
Cuz I ain't sweatin' noone with three bitches in they avy...

Tha Joker...Wildest in tha Deck
Illamentals

Turnstiles:

aint no shakin me this week, this assholes waitin to be beat
ya domes more lumped up than the.. “Mashed potatoes in my cheeks”?
admit that shit was garbage. dont pretend you still a threat son
and i’ll pretend ya right eye aint an inch higher than the left one
even got Evo mailin me for you, yall actin we made friends
ya hairline aint receeding.. it started flankin and attackin ya brainstem
splittin two ways, leavin that little patch of depressed greys
so now ya bald heads lookin like an 8 ball thru an x-ray
tryin to diss our pictures? fuck all this wigga’s done recorded
when u got ebro’s face, ajax nose, and ill nika’s lumpy forehead
and those double gold hoop earings...quit seekin to fool me
sayin u date strippers when u just stealin they jewelry
so lets finally set straight something noone understands
u aint never had ya nuts rubbed without a roll of ones in ya hand
n ya relations with proof, loe n galv make the status of this man doubt
cause WHO THE FUCK flies across 12 states just to “hang out”?
that aint a gay joke, i’m serious. is that how you dudes is down?
oh yeh and since when do 5o’clock shadows extend to unibrows?
so wait for proof votes n galvs...the only friends this dude has got
and pay nate another months hosting fee so He can jew my spot

02-02-2013, 03:44 PM	#1
trap. Senior Citizen Join Date: Aug 1997 Posts: 3,870 Battle Record: 4-3 Rep Power: 0	West: 4. ThaJoker vs 5. Turnstiles ThaJoker: yawn stretch PBA tourney...just woke up...eyes are barely workin'... Let's see who - HOLY SHIT, I'M BATTLING ERICK SERMON!! Where's Parrish lurkin'? Think that shirt makes you smooth and clean? Looks more like you punched a hole through a movie screen. Keep that shit ironed for when you mackin' the freaks; You can use the starch from the mashed potatoes packed in your cheeks. And if you don't mind me saying, you should tighten your belt Cuz your bottom lip's so fat it could fight for itself. Say what you want about my dome, it'll come thunderin' back Cuz it looks like you got a football stashed under that hat. TJ got the best flows, best hoes, already lookin' for my next foe But I can't see past your black version of Shrek's nose. I'm a man, I can admit I love to shit talk BUT IF YOU FEELIN' LIKE A PIMP, NIGGA, GO ON, BRUSH YA UPPER LIP OFF. You heard right, homie, cuz I'm also lovin' the gunplay; They call you Turnstiles cuz, what, you always get jumped in the subway? Homie made a large skully out of a medium beret Plus I wanna bust your lip just to hear the helium escape. Fuck PBA, take it to the street, you'll need stitches in the alley Cuz I ain't sweatin' noone with three bitches in they avy... Tha Joker...Wildest in tha Deck Illamentals Turnstiles: aint no shakin me this week, this assholes waitin to be beat ya domes more lumped up than the.. “Mashed potatoes in my cheeks”? admit that shit was garbage. dont pretend you still a threat son and i’ll pretend ya right eye aint an inch higher than the left one even got Evo mailin me for you, yall actin we made friends ya hairline aint receeding.. it started flankin and attackin ya brainstem splittin two ways, leavin that little patch of depressed greys so now ya bald heads lookin like an 8 ball thru an x-ray tryin to diss our pictures? fuck all this wigga’s done recorded when u got ebro’s face, ajax nose, and ill nika’s lumpy forehead and those double gold hoop earings...quit seekin to fool me sayin u date strippers when u just stealin they jewelry so lets finally set straight something noone understands u aint never had ya nuts rubbed without a roll of ones in ya hand n ya relations with proof, loe n galv make the status of this man doubt cause WHO THE FUCK flies across 12 states just to “hang out”? that aint a gay joke, i’m serious. is that how you dudes is down? oh yeh and since when do 5o’clock shadows extend to unibrows? so wait for proof votes n galvs...the only friends this dude has got and pay nate another months hosting fee so He can jew my spot