Reporting live from Hutchinson MN ...again..

[Geno]

..so im at the coffee spot. Per my norm. And im fixing my americano as i like it.. And in the back Theres a chalk board that often asks a question to all the guests And everyone who visits writes answers on it.. So the question today is.. "What makes you happiest?". And there was one answer i thought was dirty.. Like she needs a good a fucking for this, (in my mind a chick wrote it. Idk rly tho).. She said being single. Ok acceptable. But dirty. More than half the rest of the board says jesus though i mean jesus is written ALOT. Like holy wtf kinda farcry 5 town is this man. Theres a church on every fucking corner the way theres a liq in philly. The 1 liq in this town is confrolled by someone or thing in the ciity and no one else is allowed to put a liquer store in town. THIS IS LAW HERE. I mean jesus of all things makes you happiest??? Man. I was raised catholic.. and if there is one person that depresses me and makes me the least happiest ever i in my life... Its goddamn swinging from the cross whoa is me fucking someone please chop me down so i can get a band aid mr jesus fucking christ. Such a buzz kill. That question did not make me happy.


Jesus makes you happiest my ass. Did your cult leader, HutchJimson Jones, tell you to write that after you drank the juice???? Fuck