Any cooking job I go to, I'm instantly the man.

[Bodey]

she sounds liek a whore but get it

i never understood that either. girls being attracted to straight dickheads. i couldnt give a shit less about them. but it is true i have less of a reaction toward someone when they're super nice to me. especially the overly-nice ones. dickheads stick out more, they catch your attention. for some reason, girls need their approval. and mistakenly think sleeping with them is gonna get that. ahh to be young

i like me a good playful dickhead. the ones who arent totally mean and awful to a point of being turned off, but the annoying ones. that you like to argue with. that you can laugh with while being annoyed with them at the same time. couldnt get enough of that dumb shit. why oh why.