Will you allow VERITAS to enter your dreams and teach you how to become lucid?

[veritas]

This is a new skill set I am offering. I only need your permission to let me enter. Well, I don't really, but don't want it to be weird.

Skills I will teach:

• using a speed bag in your dream to teach you how to focus on your hands

• how to actually fly rather than float (this includes how to culminate the effort from your feet when standing, as well as running and jumping off of things

• How to dream sex

• How to hold conversation which you remember

Many other features, like how to avoid the lucidity wavers, etc.

any takers?