Netcees Worst Boarder Ever?

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Someone who contributes little lulz, at his or her expense or otherwise
Post to content ratio is trash (content being Discussion material)
Any and all shadowboarders
Multiple thread backfires
Responds negs with "I don't even care about rep". Every. Single. Time.
adopts VERITAS jokes with enthusiasm
From LB
Still has a soul
Returns after permaban
Considers "one word cypher" to be a valuable asset to the site
Little individuality/ sheeplike tendencies
Is Gamble
Usually audio heads
WKs when not being blatantly racist and/or ignorant
Inflated sense of self-worth
Heavy acne
"Haha wooow that's not even my picture you're roasting that's my friend Al...fron...dard"
Often complains without offering solutions
Poor understanding of basic boarding tactics
Pretends to be black
No OM feed. Not even once
Believes rhyming to be subjective
Believes the best mode of transportation to be abstinence
Cannot find a "niche" for their posting habits
Bad boarding enabler
Calls out Bags to a battle within two weeks of join date*
Steals Reddit jokes
Frequently uses memes
Seems to think he will come out of this site a better man
Always must have last word
"Lol I trolled you all"
Reluctant to post pictures
passive aggressive tags
Not reluctant to post
Sense of solidarity among other bad boarders
> i.e. feels persecuted rather than admonished
> consigns other butthurt faggots relentlessly
From the Midwest 63% of the time
Matching theme in user title/avy/sig
Develops strong attachment to NCs despite having never "gotten it" or derived any conceivable sense of enjoyment from it
Frequents the BA
"No really I trolled you so hard"
Has the most posts in their own roast
Strong red
age<20 or age>27
Pizza toppings include muffled sobs
Threatens legal action
Cannot searchbar
"Are you mad I trolled you so hard"
Non-ironic, non-meta-ironic "TL;DR"
Internet is serious bizness
Frequent slang: "dickryders, Michael Kay, fo real, herb, jizzercise, hatevote, [reference to Bags + word for shit], smh, fk, Macro Fi, mackin, jawn, Jah, s'why, govt, emcee, subs, niqqa, f'real, lame, Re:, srs, lyke, hai, much ___, very ____, guise"






*regardless of whether or not they have ever made contact with Bags, or if they even know who he is. It's preternatural and very common for reasons beyond scientific explanations