REAL NIGGA SHIT ITT. ONLY OG's STEP IN. BE WARNED THO: STUNTERS GET TOSSED AT WILL

[Batty]

THIS DISCUSSION IS ONLY FOR O.G. STATUS REAL. ALL STUNTERS MAY BE SUBJECT TO FUCKING.


BASICALLY THIS THREAD IS FOR VALIDATE OR PUT ON BLAST TIME.



For real nigga shit…

-Like when you got your dick in a chick and she coughs. It feels like the coochie is a retreating snapping turtle ducking off into it’s shell.

-Or that look a nigga makes when you look at them and say “What the fuck did you just say?” then they look like Wile E. Coyote when he goes off the side of a cliff and he’s suspended in the air. It’s like their soul folded up and we all know the eyes are the windows to the soul.

-Or when you fuck a bitch and then you gotta go somewhere or dip out right after sex (which is always). When your dick is in post-wood phase and sawce is still dripping, put that shit in a sock and dip out so you won’t fuck up the boxers for wherever you goin next.

-Like when you been meeting up and fucking a chick for awhile and then you in the car or something with her and she starts trying to have a serious discussion with you and you realize she’s getting some emotion. While she’s talking you are actually talking to yourself inside your head and you say “IS THIS BITCH BOUT TO SAY SHE LOVES ME OR WHATEVER” and then the other part of you is like “Oh fuck, we gotta dip” and none of that is even crazy at all when you look back on it.

-Or when you bang her and refuse to throw her a towel afterwards because that shit would be way too personal for your relationship with her.

-Or like when you’re so fucking G that you can say anything and not have to add NO HOMO to that shit. Johnny Depp is handsome as fuck, I can’t even lie.


I stand by my shit.