ITT I OFFER GAMBLE A CHANCE AT REDEMPTION

[PancakeBrah]

Originally Posted by The Mind Assassin

sighs....time for the famous pumping of the breaks...this is gonna hurt you.


EEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRT

YOU SIR, are the fraud. you are depressed, and you have been for some time. Breaking you down is easy, but pointless because you are a dirt person and a fool. Think about how basic your character is, how boring, how unidimensional. yawns. Consider the paradox, how on one hand you desperately try to downplay me, while in the other hand you desperately fiend for my approval. You still do not understand anything, nor will you ever because on top of being a fool, you are blind. that is dangerous. consider also that you are slowly drinking yourself into a shame spiral. You are lonely. You are a hipster. you are a douchebag, and you look like a snarky egret. I would rather have no hair, then have your haircut, etc etc etc. the real point is that you have this need to make me out to be a fraud, which is pointless....I have not only taken pics, BUT LIVE VIDEOS of my life and my degrees, so suck my dick, I am not a fraud, I am a shark swimming in this small bowl, eating your subconscious as an after workout snack. bitch. furthermore, I want you to know that if you feel all of my tactics rudimentary it is only because that is what you deserve. you look up to me, yet have to downplay me, because your twisted and tortured subconscious NEEDS me to be wrong about God. simple. cough. this dick.

tl'dr

strong duck