The Bounty of Ronald Wilson

[Judge Chester Charlesworth]

HEAR YE HEAR YE

THE HONORABLE JUDGE HAS HEREBY SIGNED OFF ON A WARRANT FOR NCPD OFFICERS TO TAKE ONE RON OF WAR INTO CUSTODY

ANYONE WITH INFORMATION ON HIS WHEREABOUTS IS TO REPORT TO THE HONORABLE JUDGE OR ADA GARFUNKLE GOLDENFLOW

YOU WILL BE COMPENSATED

THE VICTIM MAY HAVE A KANGAROO AND A CHILD, IF HE IS AGGRAVATED KILL THE KANGAROO FIRSTAND IF NEEDED BRING IN HIS BODY TO NCPD OFFICER BAGS HOTEL, THOUGH YOUR REWARD WILL BE HALF PRICE

THE CHARGES AGAINST RON ARE AS FOLLOWS

- HIGH TREASON
- CONSPIRACY TO COMMIT RAPE OF NCS REPUTATION BY PUTTING RIA INSIDE OF US
- HARBORING A FUGITIVE, MANTITS CHRIT, WHO IS AN ESCAPED CONVICT FOUND GUILTY OF FAGGOTRY ON He whose name shall not be spoken LEVELS

THIS IS AN OPEN INVESTIGATION, SO MORE CHARGES MAY BE PRESSED

THANK YOU ALL, AND MAY RUPTURE PROTECT US ALL