OK FOLKS. MY PERMISCUIS WAYS MAY HAVE CAUGHT UP TO ME......

[PancakeBrah]

Originally Posted by Neighbor

1. Put on a burgundy bath robe & matching slippers

2. Tell him to meet you at McDonald's & have a chessboard set up at one of the tables when he gets there

3. When he arrives, greet him at the door w/ a bow, look him in the eye & say, "I knew you'd come. Fate has been launched, now we will see just what kind of demon you are... FANCY THIS!" & sit down at the chess table

I think this will sort the whole issue out in a calm & respectful manner

Also, before your first move scoot your chair back and do the Sharon Stone. Pull back to the table, don't move a piece, and say 'Your move'