WEEK 6: Zuch 5-0 VS Blue Bayou 5-0 60 LINES / CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH BLUE WINS

[UPN Zuch]

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Good luck, gentlemen

[UPN Zuch]

Max, bestie

[Blue Bayou]

Lmao at your sig

Gluck man.. will go 30 as discussed

[Answer]

going 100 check

[Blue Bayou]

I also accept a 3 way 100

Let's have fun bros

[UPN Zuch]

Will post tonight

[UPN Zuch]

I'm a demon maulin' this mark..
So if you seen Devils Advocate, you KNOW this is a jog in the park.- Rudge1




Listen Ryan, you’re really a bit past prime
If I’m digging’ your style, it’s to bury it in a different place than I did last time
You claim you fathered my child, that’s a perfect bet
Meanwhile, your wife is doublin’ down on her birth control like it’s Percocet
You’ve BEEN trying to have a kid, secret’s out
Wife holds that sad load in her cervix, turtle walks to the toilet and queefs it out
She LOVES the peloton, I get why you let her run that
Cause If you bought her an actual bike she would hop on that bitch and never come back
We know you want to fuck my girl, it made me wonder man
Until I saw your girl on the gram, no filter, and well, now I understand
My career is a life of sin, Zuch is gunnin’ hard believe
Blue’s career is also a life of Sin... acog battles in the BA going a hundred bars a piece
On his tombstone I’ll give dude a bit of credit to start
“Here lies Blue Bayou, he did his style just a little better than Barc”
That’s your legacy, every topic you hit is shifted
Top tier for 12 years, the same 12 years we forgot that this shit existed
Nice accomps! Looks like this kid is the top feared!
You love UPN, which is ironic since you haven’t won shit since we got here
You ain’t worth a ransom, but I’m still hittin’ with ALL shots
Marker on your head? That’s just your mom trying to fill in the bald spots
Empty clips on the dome of the most ungodliest creature
Calm down, this ain’t the same hair-pin trigger from your Bosley procedure
When it comes to girls, all you do is get ‘em to scoff
Sex with women is like the Summer Classic, you never in your life finished one off
Will you lose to me again? Well, these are some deadly times
The answer is in this thread, no not THAT Answer, you already lost to him 7 times
With baldness like his, do NOT tell me this guy’s clever
Speaking of short clips, giving you a fade would be like the funniest Vine ever
That hairline deserves an ESPY, Stuart Scott has the plaque drawn
Chris Berman once described it as “back back back back.. gone”
Your losses need multiple hands, two dozen’s enough
My losses? You can count on these two fingers, like your wife does to get off
I don’t stack old wordplays, that’s the class way for Blue
He’s dumping the whole notepad out on this one like it’s the last day of school
I roll with killers like DC, spread like the touch of a disease
You ain’t snipe SHIT, even though you work out the trunk of a Caprice
Hairline is breaking BAD, bangs are beggin’ to fit
Forehead so desolate I could park an RV and cook meth on that bitch
I got foreign guns, take a single step and ya gone
This Spanish Armada take the top of like Veronica Vaughn
Since ‘01, what I’m preaching to this guy’s sick
You DO have top shelf potential Ryan, but good luck reaching it at five-six
You contribute nothing to this world, don’t mean to mud up ya spot
If Mankind is proud of anything, it’s for the stuff you’ve done with a sock
You ain’t a creator, NO way you can stay hot with me
You’re about as tall as Stanley Kubrick, and that forehead is a Space Odyssey
These are impact statements, don’t forget this lesson homie
Any impact statement you make on me comes in the form of victim testimony
I stay between a bitch legs, I ain’t shook with the nonsense
‘Muff diving’ to you is hitting his archives lookin’ for concepts
Dissin’ my fam, but still can’t come with a sick punch
Go ahead and fuck Jamie my guy, I’ve been trying to dump her for 6 months
You’ll do anything for respect, my crew stays with the favors
Just because you dress like Mr. Rogers doesn’t make you a Neighbor
This is rape, we know that spitting truth is hard
Ajax is gonna come in here to vote and end up giving you his card
This verse was tailored just for you, watch the paradox shift
Homemade BANGER, I’m on my Boston Marathon shit
Mangled at the finish line, fans scream with no interruption
Body is Chess Club, people see it and barely notice a function


.

[Blue Bayou]

Matt Zazucha aka TOP iLL... can't afford a nose job or to feed baby Rudge cuz hes still pouring drinks and waiting tables




Nice mug shot...

so Scout is Barc & Culture’s Ans.. alias test is complete
now you getting votes over Dave is the only mystery left in the league
of course you love the taste of beaver with that facial feature
only guy i know that goes down on his girl & penetrates her deeper
can’t believe dickriding has given you this sort of persona
if you’re cutting up the Lime w/ ANY consistency, somebody just ordered Corona
gave himself the easiest battles, wtf, this is meant to be random
got here cuz the dumbwaiter pulled more strings then 19th century mansions
you fucking stink bro, hygiene’s depressing the clients
last time you ‘took a bath’ you lost 2 stacks to me betting the Lions
you're amazinggg, i haven’t seen such class my whole life
that’s not a compliment.. that was ur message to me after i smashed ya homesite
& i know your prison time is a topic that’s felt..
irony 101: you went thru Hell in a Cell & i'm coming out on top w/ the belt
lookin like Kid Twists kid sis, you were getting dick for days punk
first guy in history to spend all his time in the Hole & never misbehave once
i demand celebrity treatment! nahh i’m just trolling you punk
you rolled out the red carpet slipping outta my hands as i was loading the trunk
resumed my Peloton grind mannn my biking is fast..
but i’ll never be backpedaling as quick as you after recycling raps
i LOVE bloodshed, shot at close range will shatter this herb
when the first round exits it’ll be a worse look for Zuch then his battle w/ serge
it’s no wonder Jaime thinks you're worthless and scum
you got more excited for an SC Finals birth than the birth of your son
aaanddd you didn’t even win.. why you such a cocky prick?!
votes had so many Neigh Neighs Silento popped in & said Watch Me Whip
Jaime loves my penis & says my cock’s got clout
dates w/ me she’s got a crop top out.. pics w/ him she’s gotta Crop Top Out
should see how quick we hold hands to some frisky slow jams..
everyday’s a Freaky Friday bro i stay inside Jamie more than Lindsay Lohan
broke ur heart when she left you for a fun n’ frisky time..
i feel you bro Jamie did a number on me too... the number 69
he can’t find the clit so she’ll never be impressed..
keeps askin Jaime where da hood at.. she’s nicknamed him DMX
i even fucked her out in the open, wasn’t a time i wouldn’t beat it
we were right under your nose this whole time, no wonder you couldn’t see it
& for the record i came every time my dick was in
Rudge is mine, you’re a Bigger Fake Dad then Kanye’s gift to Kim
it’s Mr. Steal yo’ girl.. pulling Jaime was light work
next ‘bachelor’ Rudge has hanging over his crib is you changing his diaper
using rulers for shin pads.. god you’re little dude
you don’t skip leg day, you SKIP leg day cuz a squat would cripple you
those bad genetics makes bitches never holler at all..
how do you even walk? you got some dog legs i wouldn’t pay a dollar to golf
fuck your wedding invitation, i ain’t prone to follow friends
i’m only going to leave paperclips around the house.. in hopes Rudge swallows them
Astra .22 shoot ya baby grab the nine n’ ringgg
when you see Young Zazu pummeled by a Cub it ain’t The Lion King
i know you’re not a narc Zuch, you ain’t that kinda animal dawg
your Covers Blown cuz there’s NO WAY a kleenex could handle the job
my blood is my unit, i’ll gather every single can n’ then..
Caulkin to clap when you home alone.. question ever seeing your fam again
you’re simple as fuck man, i guarantee the hype’ll fade
got a Direct Approach that couldn’t Blow Up w/ the help of Michael Bay
if you wanna improve & stop getting mauled in cyphers..
so many Minor Changes are needed you told Jamie u’d handle allll the diapers
fuck Masters conditions & every golfer testin the shit..
only guy worried about Augusta Wind is Zuch on a hike next to a cliff
pack a swisher at the same time my cash delivers..
that’s why i’m not taking any Top Lip, he’s got a smaller ‘stache then Hitler
make em sign out cryin from my crazy finish
it’s nothin’ to push a faggot out.. shiiiit even Jaime did it



and NEW

[Universe]

This was amazing, guys. Read both twice. We'll do most quotables wins... but I'm going to be REALLY picky cuz there's an argument to be had that both verses were two giant quotables. Anyway, let's get into it...

Zuch:

1.) On his tombstone I’ll give dude a bit of credit to start
“Here lies Blue Bayou, he did his style just a little better than Barc”

- Ouch

2.) That’s your legacy, every topic you hit is shifted
Top tier for 12 years, the same 12 years we forgot that this shit existed

- lol damn

3.) You ain’t worth a ransom, but I’m still hittin’ with ALL shots
Marker on your head? That’s just your mom trying to fill in the bald spots

- lol

4.) Empty clips on the dome of the most ungodliest creature
Calm down, this ain’t the same hair-pin trigger from your Bosley procedure

- lmao

5.) That hairline deserves an ESPY, Stuart Scott has the plaque drawn
Chris Berman once described it as “back back back back.. gone”

- Dead. Lotb maybe...

6.) I roll with killers like DC, spread like the touch of a disease
You ain’t snipe SHIT, even though you work out the trunk of a Caprice

- Fuck

7.) Since ‘01, what I’m preaching to this guy’s sick
You DO have top shelf potential Ryan, but good luck reaching it at five-six

- Blue's 5'6? lol...

8.) I*stay between a bitch legs, I ain’t shook with the nonsense
‘Muff diving’ to you is hitting his archives lookin’ for concepts

- Yikes

9.) You’ll do anything for respect, my crew stays with the favors
Just because you dress like Mr. Rogers doesn’t make you a Neighbor


Blue Bayou:

1.) of course you love the taste of beaver with that facial feature
only guy i know that goes down on his girl & penetrates her deeper

- haha

2.) & i know your prison time is a topic that’s felt..
irony 101: you went thru Hell in a Cell & i'm coming out on top w/ the belt

- doooope

3.) aaanddd you didn’t even win.. why you such a cocky prick?!
votes had so many Neigh Neighs Silento popped in & said Watch Me Whip

- hahahahaaa

4.) Jaime loves my penis & says my cock’s got clout
dates w/ me she’s got a crop top out.. pics w/ him she’s gotta Crop Top Out

- Fuck. Lotb potential

5.) i even fucked her out in the open, wasn’t a time i wouldn’t beat it
we were right under your nose this whole time, no wonder you couldn’t see it

6.) using rulers for shin pads.. god you’re little dude
you don’t skip leg day, you SKIP leg day cuz a squat would cripple you

- damn

7.) my blood is my unit, i’ll gather every single can n’ then..
Caulkin to clap when you home alone.. question ever seeing your fam again

8.) fuck Masters conditions & every golfer testin the shit..
only guy worried about Augusta Wind is Zuch on a hike next to a cliff

- LOVED this

Blue had some crazy nice bars, but also a couple played ones. (Did a number... 69. C'mooon.) Personals were on point, although I didn't get a few (not your fault). You're one of the most creative guys I've seen in a battle environment... and when you're on... there's no one better.

Zuch was masterful throughout with killer personals and concepts. I liked his flow a little better too. Just a clean verse to read and I really enjoyed it.

I'm edging it to Zuch here. Razor close though. Blue can definitely win this. I've been wrong before...

Vote - Zuch

[Ajax]

I’m too lit to vote on 120 lines. But, both were dope... good stuff, fellas. After my hangover is gone, I’ll try to vote properly. But, right now, this is the only legitimate tie I’ve given in years. Cheers.

[dull boy]

Zuch; I liked Sinacog, Barc, ESPY, two fingers, meth, Muff, Neighbor and rape. I thought you wasted a lot of opportunities in your set ups with builds that were irrelevant to the punch. Your style in this battle often de-emphasized wordplay and that approach made the bars feel more simple and direct insult wise. It worked the few times you hit him with some truthfully digs, but overall it took the edge off the severity of the punch. 60 lines is a lot to write and I got a sense there were some corners cut and watering down. This was a good verse, especially considering the length and limited time it took to get it up.

Blue; I liked facial feature, Corona, recycling, Silento, Crop top, 69, DMX, fake dad, dog legs, Lion King, Kleenex, Michael Bay, a gust and Hitler. Thought you utilized your set ups really well. They were generally tied to the punch and had a few relevantly worded multis, which I always enjoy seeing. I thought 'covers blown' was the line of the battle, but 'dog legs' and 'facial features' was close. The lines I didn't name directly I either didn't catch (red carpet?) or felt they were worded in a way that took away from the punch (if he was getting dick for days would other people be spending time in the 'hole'?). Overall this was consistent as shit considering the time and length. Good stuff.

On his tombstone I’ll give dude a bit of credit to start
“Here lies Blue Bayou, he did his style just a little better than Barc”

you’re simple as fuck man, i guarantee the hype’ll fade
got a Direct Approach that couldn’t Blow Up w/ the help of Michael Bay

These two lines encapsulate the contrast in styles that defined this battle and both of them are commenting on those styles. Blue was much more wordplay-centric, where as Zuch kept it simple and direct. Over 60 lines Blue's style seems to have a higher level of difficulty and makes it more impressive.

Vote - Blue

[Fracture]

Originally Posted by Ajax

I’m too lit to vote on 120 lines. But, both were dope... good stuff, fellas. After my hangover is gone, I’ll try to vote properly. But, right now, this is the only legitimate tie I’ve given in years. Cheers.

Gone


Blue wins. Shit was fire from both sides. Its a preference thing

In the first 16 id give it to zuch but blue hit a stride and went off

Very dope battle

Top shelf and Chris Berman were sicko


Blue said crop top and caulkin type shit


Heavyweights doing their thing.

Vote blue

[Scout]

Zuch

Listen Ryan, you’re really a bit past prime
If I’m digging’ your style, it’s to bury it in a different place than I did last time
We know you want to fuck my girl, it made me wonder man
Until I saw your girl on the gram, no filter, and well, now I understand
You ain’t worth a ransom, but I’m still hittin’ with ALL shots
Marker on your head? That’s just your mom trying to fill in the bald spots
Empty clips on the dome of the most ungodliest creature
Calm down, this ain’t the same hair-pin trigger from your Bosley procedure
When it comes to girls, all you do is get ‘em to scoff
Sex with women is like the Summer Classic, you never in your life finished one off
That hairline deserves an ESPY, Stuart Scott has the plaque drawn
Chris Berman once described it as “back back back back.. gone”
Your losses need multiple hands, two dozen’s enough
My losses? You can count on these two fingers, like your wife does to get off
I don’t stack old wordplays, that’s the class way for Blue
He’s dumping the whole notepad out on this one like it’s the last day of school
I roll with killers like DC, spread like the touch of a disease
You ain’t snipe SHIT, even though you work out the trunk of a Caprice
I got foreign guns, take a single step and ya gone
This Spanish Armada take the top of like Veronica Vaughn
Since ‘01, what I’m preaching to this guy’s sick
You DO have top shelf potential Ryan, but good luck reaching it at five-six
You contribute nothing to this world, don’t mean to mud up ya spot
If Mankind is proud of anything, it’s for the stuff you’ve done with a sock
You ain’t a creator, NO way you can stay hot with me
You’re about as tall as Stanley Kubrick, and that forehead is a Space Odyssey
You’ll do anything for respect, my crew stays with the favors
Just because you dress like Mr. Rogers doesn’t make you a Neighbor
Mangled at the finish line, fans scream with no interruption
Body is Chess Club, people see it and barely notice a function

Not the crazy consistent Zuch I was expecting
You had some fire in there, don't get me wrong. Imo though, the excessive # of lines took away from your creative side. I saw a lot of personals that deserved more early, and rhyming shit like deadly times & 7 times didn't help the cause. You definitely picked it up though. 15/30 hits, 6 lotw potentials
Not bad at all. Props


Blue

so Scout is Barc & Culture’s Ans.. alias test is complete
now you getting votes over Dave is the only mystery left in the league
of course you love the taste of beaver with that facial feature
only guy i know that goes down on his girl & penetrates her deeper
can’t believe dickriding has given you this sort of persona
if you’re cutting up the Lime w/ ANY consistency, somebody just ordered Corona
gave himself the easiest battles, wtf, this is meant to be random
got here cuz the dumbwaiter pulled more strings then 19th century mansions
you fucking stink bro, hygiene’s depressing the clients
last time you ‘took a bath’ you lost 2 stacks to me betting the Lions
& i know your prison time is a topic that’s felt..
irony 101: you went thru Hell in a Cell & i'm coming out on top w/ the belt
lookin like Kid Twists kid sis, you were getting dick for days punk
first guy in history to spend all his time in the Hole & never misbehave once
i demand celebrity treatment! nahh i’m just trolling you punk
you rolled out the red carpet slipping outta my hands as i was loading the trunk
resumed my Peloton grind mannn my biking is fast..
but i’ll never be backpedaling as quick as you after recycling raps
i LOVE bloodshed, shot at close range will shatter this herb
when the first round exits it’ll be a worse look for Zuch then his battle w/ serge
aaanddd you didn’t even win.. why you such a cocky prick?!
votes had so many Neigh Neighs Silento popped in & said Watch Me Whip
Jaime loves my penis & says my cock’s got clout
dates w/ me she’s got a crop top out.. pics w/ him she’s gotta Crop Top Out
he can’t find the clit so she’ll never be impressed..
keeps askin Jaime where da hood at.. she’s nicknamed him DMX
i even fucked her out in the open, wasn’t a time i wouldn’t beat it
we were right under your nose this whole time, no wonder you couldn’t see it
& for the record i came every time my dick was in
Rudge is mine, you’re a Bigger Fake Dad then Kanye’s gift to Kim
using rulers for shin pads.. god you’re little dude
you don’t skip leg day, you SKIP leg day cuz a squat would cripple you
those bad genetics makes bitches never holler at all..
how do you even walk? you got some dog legs i wouldn’t pay a dollar to golf
Astra .22 shoot ya baby grab the nine n’ ringgg
when you see Young Zazu pummeled by a Cub it ain’t The Lion King
i know you’re not a narc Zuch, you ain’t that kinda animal dawg
your Covers Blown cuz there’s NO WAY a kleenex could handle the job
my blood is my unit, i’ll gather every single can n’ then..
Caulkin to clap when you home alone.. question ever seeing your fam again
you’re simple as fuck man, i guarantee the hype’ll fade
got a Direct Approach that couldn’t Blow Up w/ the help of Michael Bay
if you wanna improve & stop getting mauled in cyphers..
so many Minor Changes are needed you told Jamie u’d handle allll the diapers
fuck Masters conditions & every golfer testin the shit..
only guy worried about Augusta Wind is Zuch on a hike next to a cliff

You killed this
The # of lines seemed to work for you. 23/30 hits, 9 lotw potentials...jesus. SC finals birth would've hit too, had you not used birth twice. And I still don't fully grasp the Barc thing but I do understand it now..thanks to that opener. You are an animal for this verse man, props

Props to both of you for doing this, but I don't know if I'd be willing to spend 45 minutes on a single vote again tbh
A ton of quality bars coming out of this one though
Monsters, both of you

Voting Blue, comfortably

[JaysonFresh]

amazing verses from both you guys.
if there is an opportunity to sticky a classic match in the archive this is it.

1) Zuch
love your style man. Its smooth & easy to read. Your concepts are simple, funny, with lots of misdirection.

That’s your legacy, every topic you hit is shifted
Top tier for 12 years, the same 12 years we forgot that this shit existed

that hit hard. LOTB.



2) Blue

love your wordplays and your concepts. I think your more inventive and creative than anyone else writing right now.


you're amazinggg, i haven’t seen such class my whole life
that’s not a compliment.. that was ur message to me after i smashed ya homesite

Overall, this felt like a boxing match. I thought Zuch and Blue were close with delivery in the first 20 lines. Blue started to fade for me in the last third of his verse. Lines were coming off a bit dry for my taste. Blue's got the more superior concepts but Zuch's disses hit the hardest.

i think consistency matters in a long battle like this and I felt Zuch was in attack mode thruout. Blue had high highs and low lows (especially towards the end) but when he was on his lines were dope as f.

great battle fulla lots quotables.
congrats fellas

vote : Zuch

[Culture]

Listen Ryan, you’re really a bit past prime
If I’m digging’ your style, it’s to bury it in a different place than I did last time
She LOVES the peloton, I get why you let her run that
Cause If you bought her an actual bike she would hop on that bitch and never come back
My career is a life of sin, Zuch is gunnin’ hard believe
Blue’s career is also a life of Sin... acog battles in the BA going a hundred bars a piece
On his tombstone I’ll give dude a bit of credit to start
“Here lies Blue Bayou, he did his style just a little better than Barc”
That’s your legacy, every topic you hit is shifted
Top tier for 12 years, the same 12 years we forgot that this shit existed
Empty clips on the dome of the most ungodliest creature
Calm down, this ain’t the same hair-pin trigger from your Bosley procedure
When it comes to girls, all you do is get ‘em to scoff
Sex with women is like the Summer Classic, you never in your life finished one off
With baldness like his, do NOT tell me this guy’s clever
Speaking of short clips, giving you a fade would be like the funniest Vine ever
Your losses need multiple hands, two dozen’s enough
My losses? You can count on these two fingers, like your wife does to get off
I don’t stack old wordplays, that’s the class way for Blue
He’s dumping the whole notepad out on this one like it’s the last day of school
Hairline is breaking BAD, bangs are beggin’ to fit
Forehead so desolate I could park an RV and cook meth on that bitch
I got foreign guns, take a single step and ya gone
This Spanish Armada take the top of like Veronica Vaughn
Since ‘01, what I’m preaching to this guy’s sick
You DO have top shelf potential Ryan, but good luck reaching it at five-six
You contribute nothing to this world, don’t mean to mud up ya spot
If Mankind is proud of anything, it’s for the stuff you’ve done with a sock
These are impact statements, don’t forget this lesson homie
Any impact statement you make on me comes in the form of victim testimony
I stay between a bitch legs, I ain’t shook with the nonsense
‘Muff diving’ to you is hitting his archives lookin’ for concepts


so Scout is Barc & Culture’s Ans.. alias test is complete
now you getting votes over Dave is the only mystery left in the league
of course you love the taste of beaver with that facial feature
only guy i know that goes down on his girl & penetrates her deeper
gave himself the easiest battles, wtf, this is meant to be random
got here cuz the dumbwaiter pulled more strings then 19th century mansions
you're amazinggg, i haven’t seen such class my whole life
that’s not a compliment.. that was ur message to me after i smashed ya homesite
& i know your prison time is a topic that’s felt..
irony 101: you went thru Hell in a Cell & i'm coming out on top w/ the belt
broke ur heart when she left you for a fun n’ frisky time..
i feel you bro Jamie did a number on me too... the number 69
i demand celebrity treatment! nahh i’m just trolling you punk
you rolled out the red carpet slipping outta my hands as i was loading the trunk
resumed my Peloton grind mannn my biking is fast..
but i’ll never be backpedaling as quick as you after recycling raps
Jaime loves my penis & says my cock’s got clout
dates w/ me she’s got a crop top out.. pics w/ him she’s gotta Crop Top Out
should see how quick we hold hands to some frisky slow jams..
everyday’s a Freaky Friday bro i stay inside Jamie more than Lindsay Lohan
he can’t find the clit so she’ll never be impressed..
keeps askin Jaime where da hood at.. she’s nicknamed him DMX
i even fucked her out in the open, wasn’t a time i wouldn’t beat it
we were right under your nose this whole time, no wonder you couldn’t see it
those bad genetics makes bitches never holler at all..
how do you even walk? you got some dog legs i wouldn’t pay a dollar to golf
i know you’re not a narc Zuch, you ain’t that kinda animal dawg
your Covers Blown cuz there’s NO WAY a kleenex could handle the job
you’re simple as fuck man, i guarantee the hype’ll fade
got a Direct Approach that couldn’t Blow Up w/ the help of Michael Bay
if you wanna improve & stop getting mauled in cyphers..
so many Minor Changes are needed you told Jamie u’d handle allll the diapers


i'm still re-reading this and making some modifications, i'll get back with my vote, This is a dope battle from both sides. I've seen a few posts from people wanting to do 50 and 100 line battles and I really hope this doesnt become a trend, because not everyone is worth reading 50 bars from. You both did it justice though

zuch had more effective wording, blue had more creative concepts. i looked at a few times and I think zuch had some bars like the turtle walking bar, mr rogers, and the bar about dumping jaime that i thought were pretty strong misses that should've been throwaways. blue had some misses, but his worst bar imo was his closer and even that was still only slightly below average

v/ blue with a bit more consistency

[Ajax]

All right. I’m gonna try to do this. Although it feels like a goddamn homework assignment when I expected to be day drinking with my boys.

Next time, if you want to go epic, drop 32 apiece like normal humans.

I hate couplet by couplet voting, because verses aren’t just a collection of couplets like some stand up comic routine from the 50s. But, since you guys took the time, I’ll do it here.

Seriously though. Don’t pull this shit again. It’s exhausting.

Originally Posted by Zuch

I'm a demon maulin' this mark..
So if you seen Devils Advocate, you KNOW this is a jog in the park.- Rudge1

Sweet opener. Although there are better Rudge lines, the fact I actually remember this 18 years later goes to show how influential that cat was.


Listen Ryan, you’re really a bit past prime
If I’m digging’ your style, it’s to bury it in a different place than I did last time

Clever.

You claim you fathered my child, that’s a perfect bet
Meanwhile, your wife is doublin’ down on her birth control like it’s Percocet

Also clever.

You’ve BEEN trying to have a kid, secret’s out
Wife holds that sad load in her cervix, turtle walks to the toilet and queefs it out

Clever again. Plus the visual, now that we know what Blue’s wife looks like. Bonus.

She LOVES the peloton, I get why you let her run that
Cause If you bought her an actual bike she would hop on that bitch and never come back

No one runs a peloton. It’s a bike. Which you acknowledged in the second bar. Strange incongruence here. But, I like where your heads at.

We know you want to fuck my girl, it made me wonder man
Until I saw your girl on the gram, no filter, and well, now I understand

Well worded. But, we all now know that Blues girl is moderately attractive. So, this doesn’t hit as hard.

My career is a life of sin, Zuch is gunnin’ hard believe
Blue’s career is also a life of Sin... acog battles in the BA going a hundred bars a piece

I can’t condone this one.

On his tombstone I’ll give dude a bit of credit to start
“Here lies Blue Bayou, he did his style just a little better than Barc”

I like it. In a music video, this scene would be black and white and you’d be standing over your dead opponents grave. Cool visual.

That’s your legacy, every topic you hit is shifted
Top tier for 12 years, the same 12 years we forgot that this shit existed

Now, that’s a personal I can get behind. Although it was more like 15 years.

Nice accomps! Looks like this kid is the top feared!
You love UPN, which is ironic since you haven’t won shit since we got here

Accomps isn’t a word. Even Destroyer knows that. But, the UPN punch is on point.

You ain’t worth a ransom, but I’m still hittin’ with ALL shots
Marker on your head? That’s just your mom trying to fill in the bald spots

Ha. Typical Blues mom move. She would totally do that.

Empty clips on the dome of the most ungodliest creature
Calm down, this ain’t the same hair-pin trigger from your Bosley procedure

Ungodliest creature is a multi I’d come up with. Slightly awkward, but borderline brilliant too. I think you could have done more with the hair-pin concept, but all in all. Cool.

When it comes to girls, all you do is get ‘em to scoff
Sex with women is like the Summer Classic, you never in your life finished one off

Yeah. That’s a punchline.

Will you lose to me again? Well, these are some deadly times
The answer is in this thread, no not THAT Answer, you already lost to him 7 times

Ok. Don’t rhyme times with times. It’s just uncouth. But, the Answer dig is kinda cool, I think.

With baldness like his, do NOT tell me this guy’s clever
Speaking of short clips, giving you a fade would be like the funniest Vine ever

I also cannot condone this.

That hairline deserves an ESPY, Stuart Scott has the plaque drawn
Chris Berman once described it as “back back back back.. gone”

I love this because it’s a reference for my generation. Chris Berman jokes. Classic.

Your losses need multiple hands, two dozen’s enough
My losses? You can count on these two fingers, like your wife does to get off

I don’t think enough and get off rhyme. But, conceptually this is cool. Although there’s a moderate chance Blues wife has entered the 21st century and discovered batteries and plastic.

I don’t stack old wordplays, that’s the class way for Blue
He’s dumping the whole notepad out on this one like it’s the last day of school

Probably accurate. That’s all I have to say about that.

I roll with killers like DC, spread like the touch of a disease
You ain’t snipe SHIT, even though you work out the trunk of a Caprice

Gotta be honest. I didn’t get this.

Hairline is breaking BAD, bangs are beggin’ to fit
Forehead so desolate I could park an RV and cook meth on that bitch

Back to the hairline. Let it go already.

I got foreign guns, take a single step and ya gone
This Spanish Armada take the top of like Veronica Vaughn

GODDAMNIT, MAN. I told you not to do it, and you did it anyway. You shouldn’t have gone here.

Since ‘01, what I’m preaching to this guy’s sick
You DO have top shelf potential Ryan, but good luck reaching it at five-six

LOL. Blue does seem short. And he totally looks like a Ryan.

You contribute nothing to this world, don’t mean to mud up ya spot
If Mankind is proud of anything, it’s for the stuff you’ve done with a sock

Gotta be honest again. I also don’t understand this one. (Wait. I get it. He threw away children by masturbating, thereby saving the world from his hideous offspring. BRILLIANT!)

You ain’t a creator, NO way you can stay hot with me
You’re about as tall as Stanley Kubrick, and that forehead is a Space Odyssey

These old school references make me smile. Technically, the title is 2001: A Space Odyssey. But, I’ll give you credit for trying.

These are impact statements, don’t forget this lesson homie
Any impact statement you make on me comes in the form of victim testimony

Yeah. I don’t know.

I stay between a bitch legs, I ain’t shook with the nonsense
‘Muff diving’ to you is hitting his archives lookin’ for concepts

Is Muff a person that is archived here?

Dissin’ my fam, but still can’t come with a sick punch
Go ahead and fuck Jamie my guy, I’ve been trying to dump her for 6 months

Dude. That’s really uncalled for. You are lucky to have Jamie, you inconsiderate prick.

You’ll do anything for respect, my crew stays with the favors
Just because you dress like Mr. Rogers doesn’t make you a Neighbor

Why you gotta diss Mr. Rogers like that. Did you see the testimony he gave before Congress? The man is a saint.

This is rape, we know that spitting truth is hard
Ajax is gonna come in here to vote and end up giving you his card

FINALLY. My name drop. It happens in every battle these days. Not sure why it took 50-whatever lines to get there, but better late than never.

This verse was tailored just for you, watch the paradox shift
Homemade BANGER, I’m on my Boston Marathon shit

Umm. That was a tragedy. Don’t make light of their suffering.

Mangled at the finish line, fans scream with no interruption
Body is Chess Club, people see it and barely notice a function

No. Just.... no.


.

so Scout is Barc & Culture’s Ans.. alias test is complete
now you getting votes over Dave is the only mystery left in the league
of course you love the taste of beaver with that facial feature
only guy i know that goes down on his girl & penetrates her deeper
can’t believe dickriding has given you this sort of persona
if you’re cutting up the Lime w/ ANY consistency, somebody just ordered Corona
gave himself the easiest battles, wtf, this is meant to be random
got here cuz the dumbwaiter pulled more strings then 19th century mansions
you fucking stink bro, hygiene’s depressing the clients
last time you ‘took a bath’ you lost 2 stacks to me betting the Lions
you're amazinggg, i haven’t seen such class my whole life
that’s not a compliment.. that was ur message to me after i smashed ya homesite
& i know your prison time is a topic that’s felt..
irony 101: you went thru Hell in a Cell & i'm coming out on top w/ the belt
lookin like Kid Twists kid sis, you were getting dick for days punk
first guy in history to spend all his time in the Hole & never misbehave once
i demand celebrity treatment! nahh i’m just trolling you punk
you rolled out the red carpet slipping outta my hands as i was loading the trunk
resumed my Peloton grind mannn my biking is fast..
but i’ll never be backpedaling as quick as you after recycling raps
i LOVE bloodshed, shot at close range will shatter this herb
when the first round exits it’ll be a worse look for Zuch then his battle w/ serge
it’s no wonder Jaime thinks you're worthless and scum
you got more excited for an SC Finals birth than the birth of your son
aaanddd you didn’t even win.. why you such a cocky prick?!
votes had so many Neigh Neighs Silento popped in & said Watch Me Whip
Jaime loves my penis & says my cock’s got clout
dates w/ me she’s got a crop top out.. pics w/ him she’s gotta Crop Top Out
should see how quick we hold hands to some frisky slow jams..
everyday’s a Freaky Friday bro i stay inside Jamie more than Lindsay Lohan
broke ur heart when she left you for a fun n’ frisky time..
i feel you bro Jamie did a number on me too... the number 69
he can’t find the clit so she’ll never be impressed..
keeps askin Jaime where da hood at.. she’s nicknamed him DMX
i even fucked her out in the open, wasn’t a time i wouldn’t beat it
we were right under your nose this whole time, no wonder you couldn’t see it
& for the record i came every time my dick was in
Rudge is mine, you’re a Bigger Fake Dad then Kanye’s gift to Kim
it’s Mr. Steal yo’ girl.. pulling Jaime was light work
next ‘bachelor’ Rudge has hanging over his crib is you changing his diaper
using rulers for shin pads.. god you’re little dude
you don’t skip leg day, you SKIP leg day cuz a squat would cripple you
those bad genetics makes bitches never holler at all..
how do you even walk? you got some dog legs i wouldn’t pay a dollar to golf
fuck your wedding invitation, i ain’t prone to follow friends
i’m only going to leave paperclips around the house.. in hopes Rudge swallows them
Astra .22 shoot ya baby grab the nine n’ ringgg
when you see Young Zazu pummeled by a Cub it ain’t The Lion King
i know you’re not a narc Zuch, you ain’t that kinda animal dawg
your Covers Blown cuz there’s NO WAY a kleenex could handle the job
my blood is my unit, i’ll gather every single can n’ then..
Caulkin to clap when you home alone.. question ever seeing your fam again
you’re simple as fuck man, i guarantee the hype’ll fade
got a Direct Approach that couldn’t Blow Up w/ the help of Michael Bay
if you wanna improve & stop getting mauled in cyphers..
so many Minor Changes are needed you told Jamie u’d handle allll the diapers
fuck Masters conditions & every golfer testin the shit..
only guy worried about Augusta Wind is Zuch on a hike next to a cliff
pack a swisher at the same time my cash delivers..
that’s why i’m not taking any Top Lip, he’s got a smaller ‘stache then Hitler
make em sign out cryin from my crazy finish
it’s nothin’ to push a faggot out.. shiiiit even Jaime did it

Dope.


All right, after all that. Both of you guys are solid, competent, comedic writers. You make poor judgments regarding verse length, but all in all that’s a minor flaw. You’re good men... and thorough. And I commend you on your verses.


But, I’m gonna have to call this a tie.


Cheers.

[Aero]

Wow Ajax just Wow. I admire that but Zuch will need an answer.

Reserving this spot to vote.

[Coop]

Listen Ryan, you’re really a bit past prime
If I’m digging’ your style, it’s to bury it in a different place than I did last time
Avg
You claim you fathered my child, that’s a perfect bet
Meanwhile, your wife is doublin’ down on her birth control like it’s Percocet
Ok
You’ve BEEN trying to have a kid, secret’s out
Wife holds that sad load in her cervix, turtle walks to the toilet and queefs it out
Lol
She LOVES the peloton, I get why you let her run that
Cause If you bought her an actual bike she would hop on that bitch and never come back
Lol
We know you want to fuck my girl, it made me wonder man
Until I saw your girl on the gram, no filter, and well, now I understand
My career is a life of sin, Zuch is gunnin’ hard believe
Blue’s career is also a life of Sin... acog battles in the BA going a hundred bars a piece
Meh
On his tombstone I’ll give dude a bit of credit to start
“Here lies Blue Bayou, he did his style just a little better than Barc”
Meh
That’s your legacy, every topic you hit is shifted
Top tier for 12 years, the same 12 years we forgot that this shit existed
Lol
Nice accomps! Looks like this kid is the top feared!
You love UPN, which is ironic since you haven’t won shit since we got here
Meh
You ain’t worth a ransom, but I’m still hittin’ with ALL shots
Marker on your head? That’s just your mom trying to fill in the bald spots
Ok
Empty clips on the dome of the most ungodliest creature
Calm down, this ain’t the same hair-pin trigger from your Bosley procedure
Lackluster
When it comes to girls, all you do is get ‘em to scoff
Sex with women is like the Summer Classic, you never in your life finished one off
Meh
Will you lose to me again? Well, these are some deadly times
The answer is in this thread, no not THAT Answer, you already lost to him 7 times
I hate these types of bars
With baldness like his, do NOT tell me this guy’s clever
Speaking of short clips, giving you a fade would be like the funniest Vine ever
Another bald joke?
That hairline deserves an ESPY, Stuart Scott has the plaque drawn
Chris Berman once described it as “back back back back.. gone”
Meh
Your losses need multiple hands, two dozen’s enough
My losses? You can count on these two fingers, like your wife does to get off
Meh
I don’t stack old wordplays, that’s the class way for Blue
He’s dumping the whole notepad out on this one like it’s the last day of school
Bland
I roll with killers like DC, spread like the touch of a disease
You ain’t snipe SHIT, even though you work out the trunk of a Caprice
Meh, losing steam
Hairline is breaking BAD, bangs are beggin’ to fit
Forehead so desolate I could park an RV and cook meth on that bitch
I got foreign guns, take a single step and ya gone
This Spanish Armada take the top of like Veronica Vaughn
^^Keyed
Since ‘01, what I’m preaching to this guy’s sick
You DO have top shelf potential Ryan, but good luck reaching it at five-six
Haha
You contribute nothing to this world, don’t mean to mud up ya spot
If Mankind is proud of anything, it’s for the stuff you’ve done with a sock
Meh
You ain’t a creator, NO way you can stay hot with me
You’re about as tall as Stanley Kubrick, and that forehead is a Space Odyssey
Meh
These are impact statements, don’t forget this lesson homie
Any impact statement you make on me comes in the form of victim testimony
Ok
I stay between a bitch legs, I ain’t shook with the nonsense
‘Muff diving’ to you is hitting his archives lookin’ for concepts
Ok
Dissin’ my fam, but still can’t come with a sick punch
Go ahead and fuck Jamie my guy, I’ve been trying to dump her for 6 months
Uhhhh...?
You’ll do anything for respect, my crew stays with the favors
Just because you dress like Mr. Rogers doesn’t make you a Neighbor
Ok
This is rape, we know that spitting truth is hard
Ajax is gonna come in here to vote and end up giving you his card
Idk
This verse was tailored just for you, watch the paradox shift
Homemade BANGER, I’m on my Boston Marathon shit
Filler
Mangled at the finish line, fans scream with no interruption
Body is Chess Club, people see it and barely notice a function
Way better closer options in this verse



VS



so Scout is Barc & Culture’s Ans.. alias test is complete
now you getting votes over Dave is the only mystery left in the league
Ok
of course you love the taste of beaver with that facial feature
only guy i know that goes down on his girl & penetrates her deeper
Lol
can’t believe dickriding has given you this sort of persona
if you’re cutting up the Lime w/ ANY consistency, somebody just ordered Corona
Creative but meh
gave himself the easiest battles, wtf, this is meant to be random
got here cuz the dumbwaiter pulled more strings then 19th century mansions
Eh?
you fucking stink bro, hygiene’s depressing the clients
last time you ‘took a bath’ you lost 2 stacks to me betting the Lions
Wtf am i slow
you're amazinggg, i haven’t seen such class my whole life
that’s not a compliment.. that was ur message to me after i smashed ya homesite
Meh
& i know your prison time is a topic that’s felt..
irony 101: you went thru Hell in a Cell & i'm coming out on top w/ the belt
Eh?
lookin like Kid Twists kid sis, you were getting dick for days punk
first guy in history to spend all his time in the Hole & never misbehave once
Meh
i demand celebrity treatment! nahh i’m just trolling you punk
you rolled out the red carpet slipping outta my hands as i was loading the trunk
Coulda worded the punch better
resumed my Peloton grind mannn my biking is fast..
but i’ll never be backpedaling as quick as you after recycling raps
Simple but ok
i LOVE bloodshed, shot at close range will shatter this herb
when the first round exits it’ll be a worse look for Zuch then his battle w/ serge
Im unfamiliar
it’s no wonder Jaime thinks you're worthless and scum
you got more excited for an SC Finals birth than the birth of your son
Lol
aaanddd you didn’t even win.. why you such a cocky prick?!
votes had so many Neigh Neighs Silento popped in & said Watch Me Whip
Okkkkkkkkkkk
Jaime loves my penis & says my cock’s got clout
dates w/ me she’s got a crop top out.. pics w/ him she’s gotta Crop Top Out
A little wordy
should see how quick we hold hands to some frisky slow jams..
everyday’s a Freaky Friday bro i stay inside Jamie more than Lindsay Lohan
Ok
broke ur heart when she left you for a fun n’ frisky time..
i feel you bro Jamie did a number on me too... the number 69
Lol
he can’t find the clit so she’ll never be impressed..
keeps askin Jaime where da hood at.. she’s nicknamed him DMX
Lol
i even fucked her out in the open, wasn’t a time i wouldn’t beat it
we were right under your nose this whole time, no wonder you couldn’t see it
New topic plz
& for the record i came every time my dick was in
Rudge is mine, you’re a Bigger Fake Dad then Kanye’s gift to Kim
Meh
it’s Mr. Steal yo’ girl.. pulling Jaime was light work
next ‘bachelor’ Rudge has hanging over his crib is you changing his diaper
Eh?
using rulers for shin pads.. god you’re little dude
you don’t skip leg day, you SKIP leg day cuz a squat would cripple you
Meh
those bad genetics makes bitches never holler at all..
how do you even walk? you got some dog legs i wouldn’t pay a dollar to golf
Ok
fuck your wedding invitation, i ain’t prone to follow friends
i’m only going to leave paperclips around the house.. in hopes Rudge swallows them
Meh
Astra .22 shoot ya baby grab the nine n’ ringgg
when you see Young Zazu pummeled by a Cub it ain’t The Lion King
Meh
i know you’re not a narc Zuch, you ain’t that kinda animal dawg
your Covers Blown cuz there’s NO WAY a kleenex could handle the job
Meh wtf pick it up
my blood is my unit, i’ll gather every single can n’ then..
Caulkin to clap when you home alone.. question ever seeing your fam again
No
you’re simple as fuck man, i guarantee the hype’ll fade
got a Direct Approach that couldn’t Blow Up w/ the help of Michael Bay
Ok
if you wanna improve & stop getting mauled in cyphers..
so many Minor Changes are needed you told Jamie u’d handle allll the diapers
Meh
fuck Masters conditions & every golfer testin the shit..
only guy worried about Augusta Wind is Zuch on a hike next to a cliff
Ok
pack a swisher at the same time my cash delivers..
that’s why i’m not taking any Top Lip, he’s got a smaller ‘stache then Hitler
Meh
make em sign out cryin from my crazy finish
it’s nothin’ to push a faggot out.. shiiiit even Jaime did it
Lol


Zuchs best bars were the funny ones, blues best bars were the creative ones. In a 60 line battle, there's bound to be a shit ton of filler, idc how good you are. Also repeating concepts more than twice downgraded some bars for both of you. Decent battle though, here are the lines that stood out to me:



You’ve BEEN trying to have a kid, secret’s out
Wife holds that sad load in her cervix, turtle walks to the toilet and queefs it out
She LOVES the peloton, I get why you let her run that
Cause If you bought her an actual bike she would hop on that bitch and never come back
That’s your legacy, every topic you hit is shifted
Top tier for 12 years, the same 12 years we forgot that this shit existed
Since ‘01, what I’m preaching to this guy’s sick
You DO have top shelf potential Ryan, but good luck reaching it at five-six



VS

of course you love the taste of beaver with that facial feature
only guy i know that goes down on his girl & penetrates her deeper
it’s no wonder Jaime thinks you're worthless and scum
you got more excited for an SC Finals birth than the birth of your son
aaanddd you didn’t even win.. why you such a cocky prick?!
votes had so many Neigh Neighs Silento popped in & said Watch Me Whip
broke ur heart when she left you for a fun n’ frisky time..
i feel you bro Jamie did a number on me too... the number 69
make em sign out cryin from my crazy finish
it’s nothin’ to push a faggot out.. shiiiit even Jaime did it


I can't decide the battle on top punches, its too close. There was roughly the same amount of misses too. Fuck lemme read it one more time
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Aight

So I got blue. Main reason is I fuck with his wording a bit more than zuchs. Over a beat his shit sounded a lil better too. Solid match

[Wanderer]

You’ve BEEN trying to have a kid, secret’s out
Wife holds that sad load in her cervix, turtle walks to the toilet and queefs it out
On his tombstone I’ll give dude a bit of credit to start
“Here lies Blue Bayou, he did his style just a little better than Barc”
That’s your legacy, every topic you hit is shifted
Top tier for 12 years, the same 12 years we forgot that this shit existed
You ain’t worth a ransom, but I’m still hittin’ with ALL shots
Marker on your head? That’s just your mom trying to fill in the bald spots
When it comes to girls, all you do is get ‘em to scoff
Sex with women is like the Summer Classic, you never in your life finished one off
That hairline deserves an ESPY, Stuart Scott has the plaque drawn
Chris Berman once described it as “back back back back.. gone”
Your losses need multiple hands, two dozen’s enough
My losses? You can count on these two fingers, like your wife does to get off
Since ‘01, what I’m preaching to this guy’s sick
You DO have top shelf potential Ryan, but good luck reaching it at five-six
These are impact statements, don’t forget this lesson homie
Any impact statement you make on me comes in the form of victim testimony
I stay between a bitch legs, I ain’t shook with the nonsense
‘Muff diving’ to you is hitting his archives lookin’ for concepts


Vs


so Scout is Barc & Culture’s Ans.. alias test is complete
now you getting votes over Dave is the only mystery left in the league
of course you love the taste of beaver with that facial feature
only guy i know that goes down on his girl & penetrates her deeper
can’t believe dickriding has given you this sort of persona
if you’re cutting up the Lime w/ ANY consistency, somebody just ordered Corona
i demand celebrity treatment! nahh i’m just trolling you punk
you rolled out the red carpet slipping outta my hands as i was loading the trunk
it’s no wonder Jaime thinks you're worthless and scum
you got more excited for an SC Finals birth than the birth of your son
aaanddd you didn’t even win.. why you such a cocky prick?!
votes had so many Neigh Neighs Silento popped in & said Watch Me Whip
Jaime loves my penis & says my cock’s got clout
dates w/ me she’s got a crop top out.. pics w/ him she’s gotta Crop Top Out
should see how quick we hold hands to some frisky slow jams..
everyday’s a Freaky Friday bro i stay inside Jamie more than Lindsay Lohan
he can’t find the clit so she’ll never be impressed..
keeps askin Jaime where da hood at.. she’s nicknamed him DMX
i even fucked her out in the open, wasn’t a time i wouldn’t beat it
we were right under your nose this whole time, no wonder you couldn’t see it
& for the record i came every time my dick was in
Rudge is mine, you’re a Bigger Fake Dad then Kanye’s gift to Kim
using rulers for shin pads.. god you’re little dude
you don’t skip leg day, you SKIP leg day cuz a squat would cripple you
fuck your wedding invitation, i ain’t prone to follow friends
i’m only going to leave paperclips around the house.. in hopes Rudge swallows them
i know you’re not a narc Zuch, you ain’t that kinda animal dawg
your Covers Blown cuz there’s NO WAY a kleenex could handle the job
if you wanna improve & stop getting mauled in cyphers..
so many Minor Changes are needed you told Jamie u’d handle allll the diapers


Finally got around to this. Amazing battle. Packed with witty punches.. one brought more heat than the other

Vote Blue

[sral]

Wild battle

I got you though