Allen Knight vs. Flak {Allen Knight wins}

[~RustyGunZ~]

The Summer Classic V
The Premier Text Battling Tournament

@Allen Knight vs. @Flak


Rules

Due Dates:

• Verses are due Friday,
  June 7th 2013 11:59 PM PST.
• Check Ins are due Monday, June 3rd 2013
• Voting ends Tuesday 11:59 PM PST.
• Battles that lack votes may close later.
• One sided battles may get closed early.
• Extensions are normally 24 hours
  (unless requested otherwise, that is),
  can be no longer than 48 hours
  and have to be granted by your opponent.

Line Limit:

• Min. = 10 lines
• Max. = 16 lines
• The max. can be higher if different is agreed upon by both. If no line agreement is made you CANNOT go above 16 lines

General Rules:

• 1st person to post can't edit after the 2nd person posts.
• 2nd person to post can't edit after a vote has been made.
• Feeding = DQ.
• Recycling = DQ.
• Biting = DQ.
• No freeposting, swaying or bitching.
• Unless a picture battle is agreed upon,
  linking to your opponent's picture or posting it
  means you will disqualified.
• A check in IS mandatory.
• Competitors should agree on a line limit in their check in.
• If no line limit is agreed on, then the 2nd person to post
  must match the 1st person's line amount.

[Flak]

Check 1 2

[Allen Knight]

Check, goin 10

[Flak]

Allen Knight? Asked around the board they said that gal ain't right. that gal can't write.
Bitch don't wanna battle, you lonely. just want a pal to write. You ain't nice,
Allen you Lame tho, i'ma treat this battle like a fuckin gameshow
Lets go with the insane flow and dazzle you presto change-o
It's really none of my business but princess you better keep that fake phallus in check
Or I'll have you in more jeopardy than Alex Trebek
Bounty on head next, who wants to be a millionaire?
Fuck a Knight, this is for all my villains here!
Imposters on your roster, now you wanna play with the real
Have you on your knees hostage like "let's make a deal"
Your skill don't show up like dark letters on black background.
What is this? Slut, dismissed! cause slurpin on the mic is NOT a good rap sound.
Allen "Hooker" Knight, you're a delusional female wigger of the worst case
You're shooker than a Parkinson's patient holding a centrifuge in an earthquake
Nobody here likes you, and you got no flow.
We only let you on the net so they have somethin to make fun of on Tosh.O

[Allen Knight]

really LMAOOOO

ur gonna make ur mark here, but its not to see him rated
its cuz u were the 1st fagg0t to drop in the classic & the 1st to be eliminated
think actin emo will get u pussy?, must really suck dude
wen i say bitches dont give a F...i mean they would never ever care to fuck u
wit the blade im slashin, no way this scrub'll win
& leave ur face Split in so many deep areas it'll resemble a topical from him
got my fist draped wit rings blingin', my hooks'll hollow plans dealt
n smash ur face wit more gold than gettin beat wit million dollar mans belt
no1 wants to peep ur verses, u deserve a smack bitch
we'd only push a F-Key if its wit the 1 to help us escape from readin ur wack shit
this is like king kong vs a fly, easy destroyin this wack head
u got sucha bad netcees beat down u'd swear i said ur name in that thread
popin' the ruger at ur temple, bullets doin u wrong bitch
u'll be a dream chaser wen ur brain falls out ur head & u faceplant on it
u'd neva win this torney LOL, this is wat the G's say
the closest u'll ever come to winnin a classic is a throwback jersey on ebay

& U STILL LOST THAT U BITCHASS NIGGA

Keydizzle

[Lifted]

pretty obv who won this one.

Flak's verse was like a flex verse, and allen had some nice punches that were more than enough.

v/allen

[Allen Knight]

votes??

[mimic]

Allen Knight? Asked around the board they said that gal ain't right. that gal can't write.
Bitch don't wanna battle, you lonely. just want a pal to write. You ain't nice,
what...
Allen you Lame tho, i'ma treat this battle like a fuckin gameshow
Lets go with the insane flow and dazzle you presto change-o
no...
It's really none of my business but princess you better keep that fake phallus in check
Or I'll have you in more jeopardy than Alex Trebek
no...
Bounty on head next, who wants to be a millionaire?
Fuck a Knight, this is for all my villains here!
seriously?
Imposters on your roster, now you wanna play with the real
Have you on your knees hostage like "let's make a deal"
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE PUNCHLINE...
Your skill don't show up like dark letters on black background.
What is this? Slut, dismissed! cause slurpin on the mic is NOT a good rap sound.
no...
Allen "Hooker" Knight, you're a delusional female wigger of the worst case
You're shooker than a Parkinson's patient holding a centrifuge in an earthquake
played...
Nobody here likes you, and you got no flow.
We only let you on the net so they have somethin to make fun of on Tosh.O
terrible..

vs

ur gonna make ur mark here, but its not to see him rated
its cuz u were the 1st fagg0t to drop in the classic & the 1st to be eliminated
okay...
think actin emo will get u pussy?, must really suck dude
wen i say bitches dont give a F...i mean they would never ever care to fuck u
wasn't feeling...
wit the blade im slashin, no way this scrub'll win
& leave ur face Split in so many deep areas it'll resemble a topical from him
cool...
got my fist draped wit rings blingin', my hooks'll hollow plans dealt
n smash ur face wit more gold than gettin beat wit million dollar mans belt
solid...
no1 wants to peep ur verses, u deserve a smack bitch
we'd only push a F-Key if its wit the 1 to help us escape from readin ur wack shit
solid...
this is like king kong vs a fly, easy destroyin this wack head
u got sucha bad netcees beat down u'd swear i said ur name in that thread
okay..
popin' the ruger at ur temple, bullets doin u wrong bitch
u'll be a dream chaser wen ur brain falls out ur head & u faceplant on it
eh...
u'd neva win this torney LOL, this is wat the G's say
the closest u'll ever come to winnin a classic is a throwback jersey on ebay
nah..

It's blatently OBVIOUS Allen didn't try and he had no need to either... He took this hands down and STILL won by a land-slide. Flak you had NO punchlines whatsoever... It isn't a swag & flow battle my dude... Sorry but I wasn't feeling any of your lines atall..

V/Allen

[R!canTheoryz]

Yeah Allen def. came swinging all those punches landed
I'm sure he barely tried or keyed it up but it was enough over flak
Verse which seem more like a rushed key some concepts I felt he didn't execute like he should of but Allen get this for consistency.

V: Allen knight

[Spoken]

...AK got this with ease more punches formulated and directed.... Flak just put the ED in his name and just had his verse do that compared to AK's seriously!!!!!

[Sharp]

Allen "Hooker" Knight lmaoooooooo

v

think actin emo will get u pussy?, must really suck dude
wen i say bitches dont give a F...i mean they would never ever care to fuck u
wit the blade im slashin, no way this scrub'll win
& leave ur face Split in so many deep areas it'll resemble a topical from him
no1 wants to peep ur verses, u deserve a smack bitch
we'd only push a F-Key if its wit the 1 to help us escape from readin ur wack shit
popin' the ruger at ur temple, bullets doin u wrong bitch
u'll be a dream chaser wen ur brain falls out ur head & u faceplant on it


& all that

Flak hit the tutoring section and NBL, get a handle for how to make punches and whatnot. but yeah

v/ AK

[anime_boners]

Million Dollar Man's belt and ebay lines won this IMO

Allen clearly didn't need to put much effort in

Flak had decent flow, but, overall his verse was just words that rhymed.. he made attempts on a few punchlines but they didn't really land at all.

V/ Allen Knight

[Celph Taut]

v. AK.



I don't know what the fuck the other guy was doing but obviously nothing of value or substance, AK came in not too bad, but just enough for a victory.

[Undead.]

AK won

pure punches n bunches. Flak peep some battles & tutoring section. if you care to elevate better do that.

[Flow]

Allen "Hooker" Knight, you're a delusional female wigger of the worst case
You're shooker than a Parkinson's patient holding a centrifuge in an earthquake

Ha - this had me in a fit of laughter - tear to the eye.....


Vote AK
Totally one sided and doesn't need a breakdown

[KZVR]

Nothing

vs

no1 wants to peep ur verses, u deserve a smack bitch
we'd only push a F-Key if its wit the 1 to help us escape from readin ur wack shit

AK didn't try and Flak didn't know what he was doing basically.



Vote.. AK