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06-04-2016, 10:28 AM
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NJ Devil
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 12,036
Battle Record: Who Cares
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Ever fell asleep on a bitch
Like legit passed out pinning her in place for hours in some unforeseen unique torture method
lol Bitch was trapped for hour and a half I woke up laughing like a loon She was pissef cuz I got top then got on top to fuck and legit 86'd Dear Diary fuck this hoe |
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06-04-2016, 10:30 AM
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Literally lold at unforseen unique torque method looooool
She couldn't push ur tiny ass off of her tho? Ahaha this is classic I passed out drunk on a bitch before but she was on top lol
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06-04-2016, 10:35 AM
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NJ Devil
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 12,036
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I'm not that small and she was smaller.
First words out her mouth were and I quote "your an asshole" |
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06-04-2016, 10:38 AM
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Lol that's fuckin hilarious. Bitch should've just gone to sleep.
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06-04-2016, 10:54 AM
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Certified Mother’s Boy
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 5,163
Battle Record: 5-1
Accomplishments - Hall of Fame
Champed - NBL Season 4
- GBL Season 1
- Lyric Olympics
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- NBL Picture Roast
- Netcees Battle League (8x)
- NBL Picture League
- Gimmick Battle League
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Back in my conquering days when I spanned empires of self conscious women I fell asleep all the time when I brought them home from the club . This one girl woke me up and said "I'm putting my clothes back on..." as if that's a viable threat . Lol okay heres bus fare get out of my house . For shame
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06-04-2016, 01:33 PM
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Dynomite.. DYNOMITE!!
Join Date: Sep 2015
Posts: 1,408
Battle Record: 42-22
Champed - Netcees Battle League (2x)
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Last time it happened I had a stripper bitch slobbing the God, I fell asleep about 5-10 minutes into it..lol & that dirtbag hoe went in my pockets..smh. Damn near choked the life out her nothing-ass.
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06-04-2016, 01:46 PM
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Super Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 7,420
Battle Record: 70-25
Accomplishments - Hall of Fame
Champed - Battle Arena
- BA Picture
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- Netcees Battle League (3x)
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Done as well.
First words out her mouth was... you're an asshole, also Haha
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06-04-2016, 01:56 PM
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Lime Life
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 16,978
Battle Record: 30-41
Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded
Champed - Lyric Olympics
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When you drink like I do this becomes common place.
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06-04-2016, 02:47 PM
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HALL OF FAME
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: portal 7 to the 9th exponent
Posts: 16,160
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Oh so we all belive hush Is no longer a Virgin now? Cool. Good job buddy! Great thutlebrag potht!
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06-04-2016, 02:55 PM
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Ad mini tator
Join Date: Feb 2013
Posts: 10,024
Battle Record: 26-54
Champed - Lime Green Poetry Association
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1 your irish and a drunk 2. The above make for great stories. So please sir care to respond with a real answer? Also This happened to me cept she fell asleep on me. Lol Bitch popped 2 xanax before i got there. I was 3 inches in when i noticed she passed out. Pull out and left. Took a pop tart |
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06-04-2016, 06:02 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: I live in Florida
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Not really
Depends on mood I give or show something keep him up |
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06-05-2016, 12:35 AM
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that nigga
Join Date: Dec 2013
Location: trailer house
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Legit so gone
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06-05-2016, 09:13 AM
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IN LOVE WITH A STRIPPER
Join Date: Jan 2013
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Lol. Fuck I can vent on here. So I got this homegirl I been saying I'm gonna fuck the shit out of. She starts sucking my dick last night and I was rock hard so of course I go to return the favor but I always play with it first. So I'm playing with it and then I feel a bump, ok maybe it's a razor bump and keep playing but I feel another and another and another. At this point I'm asking here do you got something because they are o. The inside of her pussy?! She proceeds to tell me they are moles that she has had since she can remember and nobody has ever had a problem with them. Well this nigga had a problem with it. Instantly my dick is sucked back into my stomach. I could not get past it. Birth defects or not I could not get past it to fuck her. Yea I just had to share this experience with someone. Never fell asleep while fucking tho lol
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06-05-2016, 09:18 AM
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Senior Member
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Ew yo wtf man. We just trying to have a good time in here. U just ruined my whole fucking week w that story. Yakkkk.
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06-05-2016, 09:22 AM
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IN LOVE WITH A STRIPPER
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Lmfao my bad. What was so fucked up is she expected me to be like ok that's fine and just dive in. Got mad cause she couldn't believe I wasn't going to try lol I got love for her tho just gon keep it friends man.
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06-05-2016, 06:54 PM
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DOHpe since 02'
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Surrounded by white ppl
Posts: 14,690
Battle Record: 43-24
Champed - Netcees Battle League
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Lmao this nigga frog splashed his bitch n died
I'm done I'm an Aztec warrior Ahhhhh head ass nigga lmaoo Vic u still coming through in a cpl montjs
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Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople Last edited by El Muffin; 06-05-2016 at 07:00 PM. |
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06-05-2016, 06:55 PM
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DOHpe since 02'
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Surrounded by white ppl
Posts: 14,690
Battle Record: 43-24
Champed - Netcees Battle League
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N this dude Tyson playing whack a mole w/ the D
I can't Bags why u mention me today fgt
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Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople Last edited by El Muffin; 06-05-2016 at 07:03 PM. |
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06-05-2016, 08:21 PM
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GOAT
Join Date: Jul 2015
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06-05-2016, 10:25 PM
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NJ Devil
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 12,036
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Muff da god
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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