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i was drivin around today through town and eventually i hit a redlight. my windows were halfway down, and i was blasting bone thugs n harmony. i felt someone lookin at me so i glanced over at these 2 middle-aged black dudes drivin a huge dump truck both smiling/laughin at me, at the same time bobbin their heads to the music. even though i was embarrassed, i turned up the volume and they started wavin their arms and dancin in their seats. that shit made my day. the passenger guy was like "damn girl, whatch you know about that?" and i started saying this back "whatch you know about that? hey i know all about thattt" and they started freaking out laughing, i thought i was gonna give them heart attacks.
that's the most excitement i've had in my entire day. gotta love gettin caught vibin to your music by complete strangers who seem to be vibin with ya. i mean, that had to look funny. little white girl cranked up with bone thugs lol fuckin right |
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i dont know EXACTLY what you mean cuz im a big white dude but i feel ittt |
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yo a few weeks ago i got the bad stare in traffic. it was daytime, and i didnt have my onehitter on me, the one that looks like a cigarette. instead, i had an obnoxiously designed glass pipe with a thick stem. i had to drive 20 minutes so naturally i packed a bowl and would hit it as i was drivin through traffic. at least 3 different times on the way ot my destination, i fuckin got caught in the act by nearby drivers. and every one of them had the same reaction:
the double take, the expression of disapproval, the concern, the madness! i got no thumbs up from any of these people and it ruined my hit every tiem cuz i'd start laughing. then i'd start wonderin how much time they had on their hands. were they gonna call the cops and turn me in? nope. cuz i'm stayin behind them. you cannot and will not read my license plate |
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lmao they prolly thought it was crack. i got a glass piece like that. and word to the one hitter cigarrette.
but yea most of the time when im bumping and people take notice its always dudes my age and they give that nod like yooo one time it was a dude smoking a blunt. i thought he'd be cool, i nodded my head like watsup and he mean mugged the shit outta me like this cracker wtf?? it was at like 8 in the morning tho |
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8 in the morning I'm mean mugging everything on the road unless I know u lmao
I don't smoke bowls in the car tho, I mean in my car... I'll hit someone elses bowl if I'm riding in THEY car tho. & I keep my windows tinted & rolled up on the Delta 88.. RIDING CLEAAAN |
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lmao 8 in the morning, he probly wasnt mean muggin you, he was probly just wakin up and squinty cuz he's smokin weed on top of wakin up hahaha
i love those unspoken moments between people though, the ones you dont know. not even just in traffic either. i was a cashier at this pizza place once and we were completely dead at the time, which probly made this even funnier this teenage kid walks in, orders his shit, i tell him the total, he digs in his pocket and puts a buncha money on the counter to ocunt it out. and i notice a dime-sized ball of weed in the mix of his change and bills. and i looked up at him at the same time as he looked at me, and we both just kinda smiled as he quickly grabbed it all embarrassed and adorable about it. he walked away with his food and ate it at the table. after he left, i went to go bus his table and there was a buncha shake scattered around his plate lmao i was like waht is this kid, the dirt guy from charlie brown? but instead of leaving dust and dirt everywhere he goes, he leaves weed? funniest shit |
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I gets love when I'm on that trick daddy ride out tip
And I hit bowls in my car
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Lmao you fuckers are awesome, I have never met anyone who hits bowls in their car unless it's on a loooong ass journey.
That's true dedication you guys have, keep up the good work. |
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You're white? Damn. You Italian or something? Your skin's too olive to be a regular whitey. Cough up the details.
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Bodey is white as fuck?
An i liked all these posts Also What is a prop 1? |
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Prop 1 is when life bans u from having hair
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welcome to America. . Don't mean that sarcastically, its commkn here
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i love shit like that bode..im used to it..but to others its a culture shock..reminds ppl that you cant assume anything based on pplz appearance
i smoke bowls in my car too yo, btw tinnnnnnnnted windooooooows yaheard |
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nothing like getting blown and cruising
i cruise along the gulf coast high out of my mind allllllll the time
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cuz that's totally not hte same thing as smokin and cruisin. i got places to go and people to see and shit to do, i dont have time to set a few minutes aside ahead of the trip to get high BEFOREhand. that takes away from my cruise. you gotta hit it while you're goin. know this. life's short, blaze up
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I have this moment all the time with black people blasting Transatlanticism
We both exchange awkward glances, adjust our flannel shirts, lock the doors and drive off in silence
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you left out the part of the story where the black guys from the trash truck double team you
I've seen enough porn to know that black guys always double team the white girl. ALWAYS
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