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WITTY STFU W THAT AWFUL THREAD. UVE HAD TOO MANY. I HOPE SUICIDE COMITS CANCER IN UR BRAIN AN U DIE TWICE FCUKBOY FAGOT.
NOW THEN. ANNOUNCING THE 3RD ENTRY INTO WATS SHAPING UP TO BE ONE OF THE MOST MEMORABLE TEXTRAVAGANZAS IN RECENT MEMORY............................................ .................................. ........... ....... @NAQTADEF COMMONLY KNOWN FOR BEING AS TALL AS DANNY DEVITIO. BALD. VEINY HEAD. (YES GAY) AND SPEAKING IN INCOHERENT RIDDLES WHILE CONSTRUCTING SKELETON BEATS REMINISCENT OF RZA IF HE SUFFERED SEVERE HEAD TRAUMA AT AN EARLY AGE AND CONTINUED PRACTITIONING HIS BEATMAKING W A FORK. OH WAIT NAH MY BAD I THOUGHT IT WAS 2012 SMH ANNOUNCING THE ACTUAL ENTRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY @Schadenfreude ANOTHER GUY WHO HAS PARTICIPATED FOR BASICALLY THE ENTIRE SEASON AND IS RESPECTIVELY ABOVE .500 IN DOING SO. HE HAS SEEN HIMSELF IN 2 CHAMP MATCHES THIS SEASON. LOST BOTH. FIRST OF ALL LETS JUST SAY EVEN GETTING INTO THE CHAMP MATCH IS NO EASY FEAT AND TAKING AN L TO @Orc AND @Cashius DEFINITELY IS NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED ABOUT. AS I LOOKED THRU HIS PREVIOUS BATTLES I NOTICED THAT HIS MORE RECENT BATTLES WERE NOTICIEABLY DOPER THEN HIS OLDER ONES WHICH MEANS ONE THING.......THIS DUDE IS ONLY GETTING BETTER WITH EVERY BATTLE HES IN AND MOVING FORWARD TO THE PLAYOFFS WILL BE THAT MUCH MORE OF A THREAT TO ANYBODY SLEEPING ON HIM A COUPLE BANGERS THAT CAME TO MIND WHEN I DECIDED TO ANNOUNCE SCHAD Quote:
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IM TELLING U RIGHT NOW EVERY BODY GETTING INTO THIS TOURNEY IS ON SUM NEXT SHIT. ID HONESTLY BE JUST AS ENTERTAINED READING THE MAJORITY OF BATTLES THAT ARE GONNA GO DOWN. I HAVE AN UPDATE FROM COMMISIONER @sraL WHO WILL BE GETTING ME A PRE HYPE VID MAG THAT WILL BE GOING UP TUESDAY (SAME DAY WEEK 20 BATTLES ARE DUE) AND ALSO @Sharp WHO IS GETTING DRUNK AS WE SPEAK AT WHAT I CAN ONLY ASSUME IS A FAMILY TRIP TO THE LAKE WHERE THIS SKINNY FAGIT IS GONNA GET DRUNK OFF DADS MUSKY COLOGNE AND BUG SPRAY WHILE HE ATTEMPTS TO FINALLY LOSE HIS VIRGINITY AT AGE 26 TO HIS NEIGHBOR RONNIES STEP DAUGHTER BECKY WHOS JUST A BIT MORE SEXUALLY EXPERIENCED THEN THIS POINT DEXTER PIECE OF SHIT. THEY WILL SIT UNDER THE STARS AFTER SNEAKING AWAY FROM THE FIRE WHERE SHARPS FAGOT DAD SINGS SONGS OF HOW TO HAVE A COWARD FOR A SON AND MOM COOKS HER HEART ON A STICK IN HOPES THAT SHE WILL FINALLY LEAVE THIS MORTAL COIL THAT HAS DONE NOTHING BUT SERVE HER THE MOST SEVERE DISH OF DISAPPOINTMENT SINCE YOUNG SHARPS EXISTENCE, AS BECKY REACHES DOWN SHARPS AMERICAN EAGLE KHAKI CARGO SHORTS SHE REALIZES,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, TO BE CONTINUED FAGOTS. PUT UR DICK BACK IN UR PANTS. U SICKEN ME. MORE PARTICIPANTS TO BE ANNOUNCED TOMORROW FUCK W ME. 06/06/16
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Bags will be avenged
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that UZ in the trap bar almost made me quit text it's that good
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Legit.
It's bars like those that escalate the game |
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obsessed
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can bb b 3 my fav numbers thx fgt
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SOBER
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K w/e
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Pancake is number 3 too
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Bisky-chama <3
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I got excited at first because I thought naq was actually back ;~;
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Dynomite.. DYNOMITE!!
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BB & Pan just said fuck my aspirations of text glory..smh.
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HE / HIM / FRAC
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Holy fuck
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Schadenfreude the dude
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NJ Devil
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I will partake in this tomfoolery
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He lives.
Been waiting on ur sign up tbc. I'll put u on the list. |
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This is where I start punching holes in all my enemies
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100%
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I HAVE AN UPDATE FROM COMMISIONER @sraL WHO WILL BE GETTING ME A PRE HYPE VID MAG THAT WILL BE GOING UP TUESDAY (SAME DAY WEEK 20 BATTLES ARE DUE) AND ALSO @Sharp WHO IS GETTING DRUNK AS WE SPEAK AT WHAT I CAN ONLY ASSUME IS A FAMILY TRIP TO THE LAKE WHERE THIS SKINNY FAGIT IS GONNA GET DRUNK OFF DADS MUSKY COLOGNE AND BUG SPRAY WHILE HE ATTEMPTS TO FINALLY LOSE HIS VIRGINITY AT AGE 26 TO HIS NEIGHBOR RONNIES STEP DAUGHTER BECKY WHOS JUST A BIT MORE SEXUALLY EXPERIENCED THEN THIS POINT DEXTER PIECE OF SHIT. THEY WILL SIT UNDER THE STARS AFTER SNEAKING AWAY FROM THE FIRE WHERE SHARPS FAGOT DAD SINGS SONGS OF HOW TO HAVE A COWARD FOR A SON AND MOM COOKS HER HEART ON A STICK IN HOPES THAT SHE WILL FINALLY LEAVE THIS MORTAL COIL THAT HAS DONE NOTHING BUT SERVE HER THE MOST SEVERE DISH OF DISAPPOINTMENT SINCE YOUNG SHARPS EXISTENCE, AS BECKY REACHES DOWN SHARPS AMERICAN EAGLE KHAKI CARGO SHORTS SHE REALIZES,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Don't leave us hanging, asshole |
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He's got a small weiner bro.
The end. |
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I'M A MONSTER!
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Other dudes names on tags was dope from this week.
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Noted *
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HE / HIM / FRAC
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Useless looking for Sharp Nine erotica????
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100%
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I thought it was gonna be a lesbian story
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impend a dick fwgit, your impending doom |
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