A Nessy Journey: The Quest for Lama's Lime

[veritas]

Originally Posted by Orc

Women line my bed at night. The day is a time for action. There are more pressing matters at hand, sir

fair. Good luck.

[El Muffin]

Originally Posted by Knucklehead

K but no more groups til you meet one

4ever alone

Darinoc Bloodbreather
Race: Orc
Class: Warrior
Level: 4
AP: 4
DP: 4
HP: 28
Weapons: iron schimatar +3 AP
Armor: worn iron gauntlets, cuirass and boots +5 DP

You're just arriving at Port Jorl. Now that the war back home is over you've decided to come to the melting pot for work, hoping your battle tested skills can make you some steady coin. Or maybe you'll just enjoy the culture and find other ways to make your way.

Another fella on the boat nods your way. "What brings ya?"

"Coin HUMAN ..nothing more ..nothing less ."

I warily eye this man for what seems like minutes on end. I wonder if he'll provide the information I wish to obtain.

"Do y00 noe of a mage by the name of Victroth Patreza?"

A resounding Hush washes over the remaining passengers

The man replies "but but..Vicyroth? He's one of the Undead !" His moustache is as dark as the deepest abyss!

I stand up in rage .snarling n shit coz ima orc nigga

Vicroth,? Let me tell u bout Vicroth!

He's brought shame to my family. Hrs stolen my name and has betrayed me countless times on end

I was supposed to be the leader of his Suicide Squad!

Damn you Victrothhhhh!

[Hush]

Originally Posted by Orc

We ignore the woman; wenches are none of our concern. We must catch this man.

I will feast on this mans flesh and that of his family. Villages will burn ere nightfall elf lord.

[~RustyGunZ~]

Sorry Bros have had a 103 fever and threw chunks all over my office

[Mr. J]

My character casts 'Cure'

[Sharp]

Originally Posted by Mr. J

My character casts 'Cure'

My character pays you a tribute of (1) ether


Take notes knuck

[Chamber]

lol yah'll bugged out.

[Split Eight]

Originally Posted by Knucklehead

The goblin whispers, still mouth shut, about a really cool touch football game he needs to get to at the Port. Let him out and he'll let you tag along and finger his wench.

I ask him why he's in jail

[Split Eight]

Muff: a lifetime of doing it wrong

when will it end?!?????

[Split Eight]

I hope this is actually a quest for Lama's lime

[El Muffin]

Originally Posted by Dr Dog

Muff: a lifetime of doing it wrong

when will it end?!?????

I did it wrong?

[sral]

@Knucklehead finish what you started yo

[~RustyGunZ~]

Will continue in an hour or so

[Ghost1]

I've decided I'm going to read this entire thread out loud to my daughter for a bed time story and use different voices for each character

Here's hoping u guys didn't say "faggot" 17 times per post

[Kenny the OG]

These niggas here

[Pharaohs Army]

weirdos.
I feel like this is the kind of thread Knuck would be making fun of, not orchestrating.

[Inno]

How come u didn't see this before lol

[Ghost1]

Lmao

Yea but take this shit down

[~RustyGunZ~]

Originally Posted by Pharaohs Army

weirdos.
I feel like this is the kind of thread Knuck would be making fun of, not orchestrating.

You don't know me bitch

[Pharaohs Army]

Originally Posted by Knucklehead

You don't know me bitch

That's more like it.

Na I just don't have context for this game/exercise. I'm sure it's a hoot for those who know about it. Nice work. People had a good time.