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Certified Mother’s Boy
Join Date: Jan 2013
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Scream
Join Date: Jun 2015
Posts: 3,251
Battle Record: 63-35
Accomplishments - 50 Wins
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Shoot at us then we shoot back, my team keep them cans movin movin
Apply force and get it returned in equal measure... thats how we Blam Newtons unit |
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Member
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I'm here.
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Posting soon.
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One-Punch Man
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No verses?
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I took your hoe for a spin, then spilled a load on her chin
She said You're so much of a joke you could cause the Tanganyika incident all over again And Tic made your champ dreams go all topsy turvy It's funny how we saw you in a "Spotlight" yet the performance wasn't Oscar worthy You don't wanna see me put the machine guns to test I'll splatter your brains all over the place, even Witty's ocd couldn't help clean up the mess Destined to be mid tier forever, that's a position that you can't escape Writing punchlines is just something that u haven't mastered yet like Kendrick's tape Go against me is suicide, you can't wait to die Your style is so 2nd grade, Sharp's about to make it cry |
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#7 |
Scream
Join Date: Jun 2015
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Posting soon..
Last edited by Saint; 03-04-2016 at 10:19 PM. |
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Scream
Join Date: Jun 2015
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U have a nasty freak bitch. I WOOO'd that pretty bird
Call her Arn Anderson. I just lay on my back Enforcer to do all the dirty work + ya date games wrong; Ur approach to sex is mad primal Gotcha rape face on. forcing yourself in more women than Orc in his mag titles U dirts come in cycles; put ya life on the line if u down to die Heat'll ruin you. So I'll wash u cold then leave ya delicate ass hung out to dry We can hustle together but pull a shady move & its a no go I'll put the metal to your body & see how that resonates if u play w/ my dobro The K is loaded and I'll keep firing til your frames exploded Fuck the Law, Newton. objects travel thru ya & make body parts stay in motion Last edited by Saint; 03-05-2016 at 05:23 AM. |
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2015
Posts: 734
Battle Record: 33-9
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lets see i got ocd vs inf's closer and that orc line was funny
v inf |
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2013
Posts: 863
Battle Record: 23-19
Accomplishments - OM HOF
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Blam
Had to google the opener. Set up had great rhyming, but punch lacked. Spotlight was pretty hard. Again, rhyming was crazy. Witty line is dope. Kendrick line is alright. I get the reference, but it's not that killer. Sharp line is cool. vs. Inf Arn Anderson line is crazy dope. The mag title is a concept I just used last week. I think you executed it better, but still too similar for me. Laundry line is alright. Dobro is a pretty light concept. Closer is decent. Inf came out with guns blazing, but lost some steam as things went on. Blam had good construction but nothing really slayed for me. It was consistently pretty good. Overall, I gotta say that nothing Blam put up rivalled Inf's opener, which was fuckin hilarious and well constructed. It's what I'll remember from this battle, so it's what I'm voting for. Vote -- Infiltration
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neckties
Join Date: Jul 2014
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I took your hoe for a spin, then spilled a load on her chin
She said You're so much of a joke you could cause the Tanganyika incident all over again ^dope setup, blah punch And Tic made your champ dreams go all topsy turvy It's funny how we saw you in a "Spotlight" yet the performance wasn't Oscar worthy ^not too much of an impact You don't wanna see me put the machine guns to test I'll splatter your brains all over the place, even Witty's ocd couldn't help clean up the mess ^lol dope Destined to be mid tier forever, that's a position that you can't escape Writing punchlines is just something that u haven't mastered yet like Kendrick's tape ^kinda filler Go against me is suicide, you can't wait to die Your style is so 2nd grade, Sharp's about to make it cry ^creative, dope Vs. ave a nasty freak bitch. I WOOO'd that pretty bird Call her Arn Anderson. I just lay on my back Enforcer to do all the dirty work ^dope + ya date games wrong; Ur approach to sex is mad primal Gotcha rape face on. forcing yourself in more women than Orc in his mag titles ^funny U dirts come in cycles; put ya life on the line if u down to die Heat'll ruin you. So I'll wash u cold then leave ya delicate ass hung out to dry ^lotta tie-ins but overall just an ok bar We can hustle together but pull a shady move & its a no go I'll put the metal to your body & see how that resonates if u play w/ my dobro ^nah The K is loaded and I'll keep firing til your frames exploded Fuck the Law, Newton. objects travel thru ya & make body parts stay in motion ^nice V/ inf |
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Foreva us, neva them.
Join Date: Jan 2013
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And Tic made your champ dreams go all topsy turvy
It's funny how we saw you in a "Spotlight" yet the performance wasn't Oscar worthy You don't wanna see me put the machine guns to test I'll splatter your brains all over the place, even Witty's ocd couldn't help clean up the mess Vs U have a nasty freak bitch. I WOOO'd that pretty bird Call her Arn Anderson. I just lay on my back Enforcer to do all the dirty work + ya date games wrong; Ur approach to sex is mad primal Gotcha rape face on. forcing yourself in more women than Orc in his mag titles The K is loaded and I'll keep firing til your frames exploded Fuck the Law, Newton. objects travel thru ya & make body parts stay in motion V/inf, another cool battle, blams witty bar was dope & fresh. Inf was alil more consistent that arn anderson bar was fire..i think he took this battle, he had one more bar that hit nice. props to both.
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Vote inf...had more details but lost it.
Fuck it...inf |
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