Football at 7:30 tonight

i need a dick in my mouth · 01-21-2016, 12:45 PM

We playing at the park behind the elementary school on dykes & Pembroke Rd

Hmu bring cleats b

El Muffin · 01-21-2016, 12:51 PM

Closest ull get to a "Screen pass" is when ur friends take ur phone to make fun of ur lip

i need a dick in my mouth · 01-21-2016, 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Muff

Closest u got to a "Screen pass" is when ur friends take ur phone to make fun of ur lip

Stop trying to fit in you're already weird emuff

El Muffin · 01-21-2016, 01:05 PM

Your upper lip tore an ACL

El Muffin · 01-21-2016, 01:06 PM

Your lips TRIED for a 2 point conversion but failed

El Muffin · 01-21-2016, 01:08 PM

When u sneeze ur upper lip does the Lambeau Leap

El Muffin · 01-21-2016, 01:08 PM

When u ride a rollercoaster ur upper lip wave like its signalling a fair catch

El Muffin · 01-21-2016, 01:10 PM

When ur doctor did ur cleft surgery he threw the challenge flag

El Muffin · 01-21-2016, 01:14 PM

Only time u seen a breakdown in coverage is when ur mother filmed ur birth

El Muffin · 01-21-2016, 01:22 PM

Ur father 'botched the handoff' like when he passed u those recessive traits

Chill Phil · 01-21-2016, 01:30 PM

that's not nice, Muff

lol @ the football references though.

What's with the whole "everybody hates zelph," now?

El Muffin · 01-21-2016, 01:32 PM

I don't lol

He's OK

I'm just fucking with him

El Muffin · 01-21-2016, 01:36 PM

When zelph walk into a gym his lip stops play like a 2 min warning

El Muffin · 01-21-2016, 01:39 PM

Only nigga on earth to NOT get a penalty for Face Masking

El Muffin · 01-21-2016, 01:44 PM

Closest he got to diving for the first down was signing up for reconstructive surgery

i need a dick in my mouth · 01-21-2016, 01:47 PM

This isn't going well

Dope girl · 01-21-2016, 01:47 PM

whos' ya favorite football team?

El Muffin · 01-21-2016, 01:48 PM

When he sprints his upper lip high steps like Deion Sanders

El Muffin · 01-21-2016, 01:48 PM

Your upper lip look like a Tecmo Bowl play nigga shut up

i need a dick in my mouth · 01-21-2016, 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silver

whos' ya favorite football team?

The Bulls

01-21-2016, 12:45 PM	#1
i need a dick in my mouth Banned Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 15 Rep Power: 0	Football at 7:30 tonight We playing at the park behind the elementary school on dykes & Pembroke Rd Hmu bring cleats b

01-21-2016, 12:51 PM	#2
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	Closest ull get to a "Screen pass" is when ur friends take ur phone to make fun of ur lip __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople Last edited by El Muffin; 01-21-2016 at 01:16 PM.

01-21-2016, 01:05 PM	#4
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	Your upper lip tore an ACL __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

01-21-2016, 01:06 PM	#5
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	Your lips TRIED for a 2 point conversion but failed __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

01-21-2016, 01:08 PM	#6
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	When u sneeze ur upper lip does the Lambeau Leap __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

01-21-2016, 01:10 PM	#8
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	When ur doctor did ur cleft surgery he threw the challenge flag __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

01-21-2016, 01:14 PM	#9
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	Only time u seen a breakdown in coverage is when ur mother filmed ur birth __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

01-21-2016, 01:22 PM	#10
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	Ur father 'botched the handoff' like when he passed u those recessive traits __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

01-21-2016, 01:30 PM	#11
Chill Phil World's Heaviest Ghost Join Date: May 2015 Location: At home Posts: 2,585 Rep Power: 48431850	that's not nice, Muff lol @ the football references though. What's with the whole "everybody hates zelph," now? __________________ Drunk in the club, let a nigga say somethin'... I'll have him fall victim like the nigga base jumpin',

01-21-2016, 01:32 PM	#12
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	I don't lol He's OK I'm just fucking with him __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

01-21-2016, 01:36 PM	#13
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	When zelph walk into a gym his lip stops play like a 2 min warning __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

01-21-2016, 01:39 PM	#14
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	Only nigga on earth to NOT get a penalty for Face Masking __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

01-21-2016, 01:44 PM	#15
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	Closest he got to diving for the first down was signing up for reconstructive surgery __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

01-21-2016, 01:47 PM	#16
i need a dick in my mouth Banned Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 15 Rep Power: 0	This isn't going well

01-21-2016, 01:47 PM	#17
Dope girl Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: I live in Florida Posts: 4,788 Battle Record: 3-8 Rep Power: 55521419	whos' ya favorite football team?

01-21-2016, 01:48 PM	#18
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	When he sprints his upper lip high steps like Deion Sanders __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople