THE OPEN MIC CYPHER

[Pharaohs Army]

in light of my duality duplicity and Multiplicity,
it's quite a challenge to balance &manage life with the most efficiency
i have deficiencies and on a global scale they're preventing me from lamping on a permanent beach-side residence in sicily
with hot european women to suck my dick for me
yeah
i think that kind of lifestyle would be a big lift for me

well
there's the exclamation point
i think i jus left it out to save my voice
come on
i'm not on 'roids.
i won't bore u with a story'v my Hard Choice.

we all face choices. except some are humans, and some are noisy. or annoying.
or worse yet nosy.
"no, i don't Know him- let's try to focus."

hopeless.
your "Id" has left you goalless
your kids?- have left the homestead
i taught them rap but i advise they write a Poem Instead
my craft is pointless(but)
this post means the world2me so i Hope u enjoyed it..

personally tomorrow i plan to avoid it maybe even Void it
if that's one'a the editing choices.
bye Netcees- i'm quitting Weed&working for Reuters

[Mr. J]

Im sickened, tainted by my own rumors
I have a tumor, no I dont, I have a hand I call the shooter
I applaud the losers & spit at the winning hand
I piss into the waterhole where you and your fam are swimming at
i did a rap based on the downfall of establishments
then erased it based on my stance against establishment
Im ravishing, rick rude that spits jewels at your bitch, boo
Im the catapult, mad assaults on the keys Im typing with
I dont even know what Im saying right now but I like this shit
heres a bed pan for you and your squadron of dead men
they call me Brendan Fraser & I enjoy it when I pop excedrin
I said that recently but I really like that word...excedrin
lessen the lessons, improve the impression it does my head in
we did it, we did it, a room full of henchmen & a dead end
give me seconds of seconds & a bag full of refreshments
yada yada haha haha thats my assessment

[2tripple0]

its funny people don't understand my raps
ill knock you out first round by landing superb jabs
I drop heat on the net like I was from Miami
and my mommas momma was an actress called Grammies
dope as it is I still struggle to understand meaning
im like a good book I cant stop myself from reading
so ive decided not to drop in leagues anymore
and just like a drink for homeless people this about to pour
that wasn't the best wordplay ive got plenty of samples
just like a bicycle way im steering u round like handles
im trying to let you know the best has yet to show
im like rain that's been frozen and turned into snow
no droppings im trying to figure out the knowledge inside
and just like a blind person using a dog as eye site guides
im not hurt but I can tell people don't like me round here
and its just like pollution way its destroying our atmosphere

[Mr. J]

Asdf hjkl qwerty bnm
bjkoe hsjg thirty bmn

[sral]

2Crip is a G, I see dudes spitting that heat
we all lose if he's defeated and refuses to compete
don't you quit from the league, remain in and stay dawg
you're one huge win from achieving a place in the playoffs!

[2tripple0]

Lol see how easy it is to thwart this cypher
If this was to clinch playoff spot believe me it's a decider
Even though I never drop and pick up the victory
But I'm in the rap industry
With one arm raised like the Statue of Liberty
Go ahead say some whack set up shit
I'll turn around and demolish brick
You suck at hits I punch bricks and shit
And brand ya cattle like a duckin black smith
You be out in a deep Forrest of a passage
Check on it like it was some airport hand baggage
You ain't in the rap shit so don't attempt it
Heads will roll like in the state of Texas
Keep saying you worthy of honor or persevere
This a reflection that's why you don't appear

[Mr. J]

Its weird...yesterday it makes sense, tomorrow isn't clear
I'm scared the silence only heightens my fears...
my only comfort comes from the voices that echo from the mirror
this padded room I share..its been delightful for 27 years
in fact it was cozy to the point I felt like I wasn't there
but why was I...yea, those were questions coined by lies
tales of how I enjoyed my life, in the void..I died
scraping away until I reached the pinkest of insulation
a false wall that was placed properly in a prior week installation...
I waited......








the world is a place of either thought or none
when one has brought the fun, its a toxic lung
the obnoxious one that wont even talk to nuns
I mean talk to none, isnt that an obnoxious one
running into walls for fun, the subconscious sunk
soaking an aquatic sponge, I roll pot in fung
no I dont but that sounds like a dope word...fung
fung fung fung, fung fung fung, I thumb ones tongue
I thumb 2 eyes, I thumb three times but never four or five
what am I










Im a thumb

[2tripple0]

im sick of all this trash talk in rhyming
ill make you all gasp like you were sighing
I don't think theres much more to this
cuz its just like the saying ignorance is bliss
do you want to know the theory behind that mess
im like a stamp on a letter something to address
im dope with rhymes I legislate my flow
so that way I can pass laws with my dough
and im no baker but ill still rise early in the morning
im like some porridge something that's enforcing
nothing left to discover I need to find some meaning
but if you were an army id bet it was retreating
and I realize this October the tenth month in the year
but im too stuck up and like mike Tyson u body bagging ears
gonna end this cause I got nothing left to say
except that you been locked away in ya apartment missing for days

[emcee squared]

nothing

[Mr. J]

Im parasitic a paragraph performing out of prowess
pound & pounce, down an ounce & ate a 8th
I fade-away, do the roundabout then take my praise
I never showered..I let my stench stay while taking a shit
Austin Powers...you my game winning dingleberries
you want them bars & all you get is cherries...
that's life, a Sinatra tale for when you down on your luck
you wet in your mouth with chapped lips...sounds like you suck
I rearrange heads into turtle shells & bounce to one up
I touch nipples like PS3 controls how I round a thumb bruh
Macklemore with a pack of whores, an ice pack for sores
6 pack of Coors, the average score & shell be back for more
hand applaud from the bandits awe I scan the wall
hope in a oasis that takes me to dreams of legendary places
amazing, I dont even look as I write this amazing
look at me, look at me, what the fuuuuuuuuuuck
haha ahhh

[Pharaohs Army]

writers

[e11even]

Brruuuuuuuhhhhhh. My instagram is brimming with those.
You question my trash bag at your mum's, I say I'm trimming the hose!
Fuck. Im a gem in the gym with no clothes.
My naked bench had her splintered an hour later at home.
Im a savante. You are a clone. Leave civilized beings alone!
I cleave to dismember. You cleave and hug members. Im talking penises, bros.

[Wise Wiggles]

For Christ sakes, this genius is dope
Rice cakes, Guinesses, blow
The type day that evenings just glow
They float and flutter like halo-y covers
Clover, four leafs pouring. I pray no dream suffers
Let's all judge, categorize & label eachother
Rap a raw rhyme, that angel wing clucker
Try to take the turns clean but the table seems cluttered
Born fatal w/freestyles, gormet-ing you these sounds like tornadoes of deep house
You want to talk to ancients? I'm that cross hanging that bleeds down
Gosh dang it I eat clouds and vent the rain, vent the steam
bend the game, invent a stream
Never mention aim, they're too dense to think
Pencil, ink, whatever. Gimme it
I just say what I feel, fuck clever you idiots

[e11even]

You'd fare better resenting this. I felt richer penniless.
Started paying bills then bitches wanted pity cents.
Fuck that. I get mine cuz I go get mine. When you reminisce
On the shit I've done, remember no one gives me SHIT.
Folks depend on blood to keep water on... It's ironic.
Blood and Water don't mix. The only green I'd share is the chronic.
The only gleam I want is the finish on my car, bitch.
So when we talk, don't label me a gold chain n' bars simp.

[Clayray]

Raps hannible slash cannible, a clinched fist cracks mandibles.
Grab antidote - inject truth. Bless you. Damage foes.
I'm telling yo. Or you. Han su - solo I'm so low do blow, snow
Till noes froze. Oh no.
Girls neck up n down like yoyo eat froyo.
Comatose I'm known to boast
You hard as rock I boulder Hope.

[2tripple0]

well I got some shit to spit
like a Dalmatian I got tons of spots to drop lyrics
and im dope as I can be I determine my worth
and just like god everyones welcome at my church
I be flipping burgers and steaks
and if I was a donut I would definitely be glazed
yo im dope and I know how to flip shit quickly
but you aint a sleuth so I doubt they call you neslee
ill heat u up in a instant call me some mac and cheese
just like a pizza I cut you up into slices so everyone gets a piece
and just like stone henge nobody knows what the purpose is
its made of stainless glass so I can see through your verses
gonna end this since my flow is deteriorating
and just like cash and credit my accounts be inflating

[Wise Wiggles]

Crazy? I'm bat as hell, ladies. Back flip elves
& cast a spell on your gravy
Yall too energetic, wise catapult lazy
You had some skull lately?
You want the answers? Magic ball shake me
Acting like I've had to call hades
Acid jaw, ***tus crawl acres
Check the basket; all lasers
Passing rocks like basketball playas
I mean like agates you fucking naygers

[Mr. J]

pop a now & later with the acid flavor
pass the papers & greens from Australia
Hey Ya! whats cooler than being cool
a pauper trading a ruler just to go to school
woooo..Im a pelican that enjoys venison
high off pain medicine, deleting email messages
jettison with a Jetson jetski singing the Jeffersons
everybody could get a flapjack with laughin gas
slap that sloppy sucker for acting wack..
WHACK!!!
down in the sandlot running with my pants off
look at you...feenin for a top spot for some crack rock....

[asylum]

maybe worryin about what I have got. I had lots,
the sandlot opens up and the bark bites in the middle of a dark night,
used to park bikes next to the spots that had sights.
Shit. forgot the sun even had light.
Got so fucked up that night, I was stumbling and shakin,
Mumbling and baked in a strange place wearin my straight face,
Lookin straight laced. Next thing I know jake’s chasin and I’m blazin the trail,
Never getting takin in with pockets laced so I bailed,
cant take my statement, I sailed.
Open field runnen with the wind in my ear,
Never beginned to have fear, now I’m grinning in the clear,
Runnin up the street to the pad wida fat bag I been waitin ta smoke
The homies look at me amazed when they choke, ya know we got jokes,
Gotta clear the bowl wida poker, hah. Not ready.
Freekeys that I drop heavy pop levies on the dock of ya bay
Droppin all day, never stop to delay when I’m lost in tha maze
Ink blots on a page fuck off get dropped on the stage when I stop’n relay
Thoughts that replay on my mental pop ya instrumental like ya plots is simple
Stop n stencil ya shit after me and magically yall reach the top like majesty reached
Strategies peak.

[JESODIST]

I View the universe divide itself like a Gyroscope to the Size of a Micro Germ unseen by the Micoscope,
In control like the one who Got the Remote, Syntesize an Antidote to Stabalize the Isotope,
A lion on the Field you Antelope Revealed Eating Cantalope,
From lousy student to substitute teacher now they Got to Promote,
The possessor of a gift that God has Bestowed,
Brolly and Bold Tracking the Gold Packing a Load while you Scrawny and Old,
Your talent is like garbage nothing more than Scraps that are Throwed,
Switch to Hazardous Mode while they Try to Decode
these Cancerous Words become Live Hazardous Bombs causing your Hands to Explode,
Bro, Do you have any idea how many Rhymes I've Wrote?
No, So Analize the situation clealy before you Slide your Joke,
Wise Owls with Specialized Goals to Neutralize Souls making Pages burn through like they Write with Lighted Coal,
Steady Flow There is no stopping it Let it Go,
I'm a Bright Pope dancing to Night Nurse building a highly Militarized Verse to Mystify Ghosts spreading to the Nine Coasts,
Every Line Burst Wipe your memory clean making your Mind Roast,