Week 7: Wavy Crockett vs. Meth [Wavy Crockett Wins]

BROKE LESNAR · 09-25-2015, 03:34 PM

Due Wednesday Midnight

Wavy Crockett

John McClane: Fuck being a hero. You know what you get for being a hero? Nothin'. You get shot at. You get a little pat on the back, blah blah blah, attaboy. You get divorced. Your wife can't remember your last name. Your kids don't want to talk to you. You get to eat a lot of meals by yourself. Trust me, kid, nobody wants to be that guy.

Meth

Domingo: Are you guys even real cops? You look like the kids on Halloween.
[the other one One Percenters laugh]
Tom Hanson: If them boys is cops, I’m DEA.
[Schmidt does a fake laugh]
Schmidt: I know! Right? I know! It’s hilarious.
[Schmidt stops laughing]
Schmidt: So why don’t you show us a little respect?
Domingo: Fuck you, pig!
Jenko: Hey! You want me to beat your dick off?
Domingo: You want to beat my dick off?
Jenko: I’ll beat your dick off with both hands. What’s up? Let’s go.
One-Percenter #1: That’s weird, man!
Schmidt: I think what he was trying to say was, he’s gonna punch you so many times round the genital area that…that your dick’s just gonna fall off.

Meth · 09-25-2015, 06:04 PM

IM CHECKING IN BUT I STILL DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE

lmao - BROKE

Wavy Crockett · 09-25-2015, 09:42 PM

hey

Meth · 09-30-2015, 11:05 PM

Spent all this time talking trash to @BROKE LESNAR and forgot to write a bar so...

Let's Dance Anyway

You don't scare meth, the fact you think you're a threat is laughs
you know if crocein blood on the floor it's just the the result from his chemist lab

lol

Wavy Crockett · 10-01-2015, 01:21 AM

Have you layin in blood - kick in ur front door & hit ya face w. the snub
Send shots to Methanol his family, but those hicks'd drink it straight from the drum

puravida · 10-01-2015, 03:03 AM

wavy with the win.

not feeling that wp, meth. the wording wasnt there.

i actually really liked wavy's. fresh flip for me

vote -@wavy crockett

Unfukwitable · 10-01-2015, 11:09 AM

I liked both bars here but one just had a smoother and stronger hit to me v/Wavy Croc

BROKE LESNAR · 10-01-2015, 01:34 PM

tough battle to choose from, both had dope np's, personally i can't attest to whether methanol has been used before, im sure meth has seen it, but it was flipped great

they both were tbh

botw most likely, one thing I can say with certainty is that the winner of this isn't getting a gift card

v-wavy

Spoken · 10-01-2015, 08:14 PM

I got wavy just clean all aroubd delivery... I felt meth np vud have been better and useless provided a better half np that was way better tbr... lol. Wavy was just clever with it... methanol flips were done manytime but u flipped it nicely

YDK · 10-03-2015, 03:33 PM

Wavy impressed me tbh nice flip on an old name
Meth has a decent bar as always but wavy got this
Vote wavy

BROKE LESNAR · 10-05-2015, 01:27 PM

Wavy Crockett Wins

09-25-2015, 06:04 PM	#2
Meth Back again. Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 2,653 Battle Record: 12-5 Champed - Time to Kill IV - 1-2 Punch Panic Room Rep Power: 4489511	IM CHECKING IN BUT I STILL DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE lmao - BROKE __________________ Crystal

09-30-2015, 11:05 PM	#4
Meth Back again. Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 2,653 Battle Record: 12-5 Champed - Time to Kill IV - 1-2 Punch Panic Room Rep Power: 4489511	Spent all this time talking trash to @BROKE LESNAR and forgot to write a bar so... Let's Dance Anyway You don't scare meth, the fact you think you're a threat is laughs you know if crocein blood on the floor it's just the the result from his chemist lab lol __________________ Crystal

10-01-2015, 03:03 AM	#6
puravida sloth kong Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: The Central Valley Posts: 685 Battle Record: 2-5 Rep Power: 11732142	wavy with the win. not feeling that wp, meth. the wording wasnt there. i actually really liked wavy's. fresh flip for me vote -@wavy crockett __________________

10-01-2015, 11:09 AM	#7
Unfukwitable baz∞ka Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 1,643 Battle Record: 38-35 Champed - Fight Night 7 - Battle Arena Tournament - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 36460388	I liked both bars here but one just had a smoother and stronger hit to me v/Wavy Croc __________________ WICKeD

10-01-2015, 08:14 PM	#9
Spoken ...DA GAWD... Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 2,355 Battle Record: 13-34 Rep Power: 5860413	I got wavy just clean all aroubd delivery... I felt meth np vud have been better and useless provided a better half np that was way better tbr... lol. Wavy was just clever with it... methanol flips were done manytime but u flipped it nicely __________________ WP Po'ethics

09-25-2015, 03:34 PM	#1
BROKE LESNAR βгοкε ㄴεςηαг Join Date: Jun 2013 Posts: 2,245 Battle Record: 9-4 Champed - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 12760964	Week 7: Wavy Crockett vs. Meth [Wavy Crockett Wins] Due Wednesday Midnight Wavy Crockett John McClane: Fuck being a hero. You know what you get for being a hero? Nothin'. You get shot at. You get a little pat on the back, blah blah blah, attaboy. You get divorced. Your wife can't remember your last name. Your kids don't want to talk to you. You get to eat a lot of meals by yourself. Trust me, kid, nobody wants to be that guy. Meth Domingo: Are you guys even real cops? You look like the kids on Halloween. [the other one One Percenters laugh] Tom Hanson: If them boys is cops, I’m DEA. [Schmidt does a fake laugh] Schmidt: I know! Right? I know! It’s hilarious. [Schmidt stops laughing] Schmidt: So why don’t you show us a little respect? Domingo: Fuck you, pig! Jenko: Hey! You want me to beat your dick off? Domingo: You want to beat my dick off? Jenko: I’ll beat your dick off with both hands. What’s up? Let’s go. One-Percenter #1: That’s weird, man! Schmidt: I think what he was trying to say was, he’s gonna punch you so many times round the genital area that…that your dick’s just gonna fall off.

09-25-2015, 09:42 PM	#3
Wavy Crockett Crack Morris Join Date: Sep 2015 Posts: 330 Battle Record: 6-1 Champed - 1-2 Punch League - Battle Arena League Rep Power: 724009	hey

10-01-2015, 01:21 AM	#5
Wavy Crockett Crack Morris Join Date: Sep 2015 Posts: 330 Battle Record: 6-1 Champed - 1-2 Punch League - Battle Arena League Rep Power: 724009	Have you layin in blood - kick in ur front door & hit ya face w. the snub Send shots to Methanol his family, but those hicks'd drink it straight from the drum

10-01-2015, 01:34 PM	#8
BROKE LESNAR βгοкε ㄴεςηαг Join Date: Jun 2013 Posts: 2,245 Battle Record: 9-4 Champed - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 12760964	tough battle to choose from, both had dope np's, personally i can't attest to whether methanol has been used before, im sure meth has seen it, but it was flipped great they both were tbh botw most likely, one thing I can say with certainty is that the winner of this isn't getting a gift card v-wavy

10-03-2015, 03:33 PM	#10
YDK ghost in the matrix Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Covington, KY Posts: 4,563 Battle Record: 14-25 Champed - Art of Writing League (x2) - Lime Green Poetry Association Rep Power: 8181112	Wavy impressed me tbh nice flip on an old name Meth has a decent bar as always but wavy got this Vote wavy __________________

10-05-2015, 01:27 PM	#11
BROKE LESNAR βгοкε ㄴεςηαг Join Date: Jun 2013 Posts: 2,245 Battle Record: 9-4 Champed - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 12760964	Wavy Crockett Wins