Republican Debate Drinking Game

[Sharp]

Drink:

-Ronald Reagan
-Discrimination against Christians
-End birthright citizenship
-you forget a candidate's name
-War with Iran
-Build a wall
-Trump says something racist
-What the candidate's job was during 9/11

Finish your Drink:
-Kim Davis is compared to MLK/Ghandi
-Benghazi
-The Supreme Court justice's actions are illegal


any other rules/who else is playing?

[Aero]

Originally Posted by Sharp

Drink:

-Ronald Reagan
-Discrimination against Christians
-End birthright citizenship
-you forget a candidate's name
-War with Iran
-Build a wall
-Trump says something racist
-What the candidate's job was during 9/11

Finish your Drink:
-Kim Davis is compared to MLK/Ghandi
-Benghazi
-The Supreme Court justice's actions are illegal


any other rules/who else is playing?

Ummm you forgot Obama and Clinton... but Ronald Reagan will get you drunk I'm sure current Republicans swing from his nuts.

[YDK]

I don't think my liver could handle this game

[Sharp]

Originally Posted by Aero

Ummm you forgot Obama and Clinton... but Ronald Reagan will get you drunk I'm sure current Republicans swing from his nuts.

That's way too easy... where's that creativity Aero?

[Aero]

Originally Posted by Sharp

That's way too easy... where's that creativity Aero?

Are you aiming for creativity or to get drunk I'm confused.

If you want creativity then we could just say every time a republican uses the word Taxpayers

[Sharp]

Originally Posted by Aero

Are you aiming for creativity or to get drunk I'm confused.

If you want creativity then we could just say every time a republican uses the word Taxpayers

Guess I'm going for a real creative drunken night. Good point

[Aero]

Sharp I think the list you have now is pretty good. I'd maybe add something with North Korea but atm I cant think of anything else.

[Sharp]

oooooooooooo shit they did just make those nuclear threats

I'm hoping we get another terribly racist Trump v Asian moment here

[Diode]

#1 already has be on life support

[uh-oh]

I'M VOTING TRUMP NIGGAS

[Sharp]

add to drink list:

-Someone says something Uh-oh would agree with (for some reason) but would be worse off if actually applied

[uh-oh]

my problem with every single politician is i disagree with every single one, republican, democrat, independent, whatever, on basically every issue, and i can find at least one thing with each of them that i'm like aight word cool whatever i sort of agree

so with that knowledge i dislike them all equally.

i like trump because he's a flamboyant boisterous buffoon. he's sexist. he is an ego maniac. i fuck with him.

thats where it ends tho. i disagree with all his policies.

[uh-oh]

if i'm president, first thing i do is dissolve all government outside of military, nasa, police and fire services.

i will not even touch illegal immigrants. i will change nothing about that situation. i will neither deport nor deter anyone coming to america who can work.

i will lower the minimum wage to 5 dollars an hour.

as far as planned parenthood i would FUND them, and create a new police task force to enforce abortions on any family that doesnt make at least 40 k a year. oh can't raise a family on minimum wage? sucks bruh. don't start a family. you can pay for a motel room/trailer/shitty apartment and eat ramen noodles and boneless chicken breasts on minimum wage easily. even at 5 an hour. granted the minimum wage can scale on a state and local level, the 5 an hour is the federal minimum. if you live in nyc it will scale up to the equivalent for the cost of living there. the minimum wage is designed to be the minimum wage for you to EXIST, not PROSPER. get a better job or kill yourself. you're clogging the roadways with your mediocrity.

as far as foreign policy i would remove all sanctions on russia, and let putin do what he does. oh europe is scared oh europe needs americas help to build missile defense systems oh germany needs more american troops if the russians invade. FUCK EM. THIS IS AMERICA. POLAND ISN'T AMERICA. UKRAINE ISN'T AMERICA. EAT A DICK. DEFEND YOURSELF OR BE CONQUERED BY YOUR BETTERS.

which leads me to the pussified syrians. i would impose sanctions on any european country helping and accepting male syrian refugees of fighting age or older. oh is assad a dick? hey that sucks. maybe you should fight for the LAND OF YOUR FOREFATHERS YOU COWARDS.

which leads me to iran. i would tear up the nuclear agreement and draw up a new one. one in which i give them nukes, AFTER i lead a military campaign against israel, and liberate it giving it to the palestinians. once the palestinians control the region, i will give iran nukes, and make them our best friends.

i would funnel all foreign aid from nations like egypt which are controlled by an illegal military coup and give that money to NORTH KOREA. i would force michael jordan to go to north korea and broker a deal and a friendship with the north koreans and see korea united, this would be a super long term goal but i would seek to build it like the limey brits where there is a parliament and senate or whatever that run the government functions, but kim jong haircut will be a king/monarch figure.

with korea in our pockets like japan, i will launch a two pronged attack into china's mainlaind and steamroll them in 2 weeks. completely obilterate them, rape, pillage and burn everything to the ground. the remnants to which will be divided between korea and japan.

with the persians in iran back to glory under american backing they will conquer the entire middle east, russia will carve out swathes of europe and america will set its sights on integrating mexico and all of central america into actual america, and canada will enter as well

UHOH FOR PRESIDENT 2028

[Aero]

Originally Posted by uh-oh

if i'm president, first thing i do is dissolve all government outside of military, nasa, police and fire services.

i will not even touch illegal immigrants. i will change nothing about that situation. i will neither deport nor deter anyone coming to america who can work.

i will lower the minimum wage to 5 dollars an hour.

as far as planned parenthood i would FUND them, and create a new police task force to enforce abortions on any family that doesnt make at least 40 k a year. oh can't raise a family on minimum wage? sucks bruh. don't start a family. you can pay for a motel room/trailer/shitty apartment and eat ramen noodles and boneless chicken breasts on minimum wage easily. even at 5 an hour. granted the minimum wage can scale on a state and local level, the 5 an hour is the federal minimum. if you live in nyc it will scale up to the equivalent for the cost of living there. the minimum wage is designed to be the minimum wage for you to EXIST, not PROSPER. get a better job or kill yourself. you're clogging the roadways with your mediocrity.

as far as foreign policy i would remove all sanctions on russia, and let putin do what he does. oh europe is scared oh europe needs americas help to build missile defense systems oh germany needs more american troops if the russians invade. FUCK EM. THIS IS AMERICA. POLAND ISN'T AMERICA. UKRAINE ISN'T AMERICA. EAT A DICK. DEFEND YOURSELF OR BE CONQUERED BY YOUR BETTERS.

which leads me to the pussified syrians. i would impose sanctions on any european country helping and accepting male syrian refugees of fighting age or older. oh is assad a dick? hey that sucks. maybe you should fight for the LAND OF YOUR FOREFATHERS YOU COWARDS.

which leads me to iran. i would tear up the nuclear agreement and draw up a new one. one in which i give them nukes, AFTER i lead a military campaign against israel, and liberate it giving it to the palestinians. once the palestinians control the region, i will give iran nukes, and make them our best friends.

i would funnel all foreign aid from nations like egypt which are controlled by an illegal military coup and give that money to NORTH KOREA. i would force michael jordan to go to north korea and broker a deal and a friendship with the north koreans and see korea united, this would be a super long term goal but i would seek to build it like the limey brits where there is a parliament and senate or whatever that run the government functions, but kim jong haircut will be a king/monarch figure.

with korea in our pockets like japan, i will launch a two pronged attack into china's mainlaind and steamroll them in 2 weeks. completely obilterate them, rape, pillage and burn everything to the ground. the remnants to which will be divided between korea and japan.

with the persians in iran back to glory under american backing they will conquer the entire middle east, russia will carve out swathes of europe and america will set its sights on integrating mexico and all of central america into actual america, and canada will enter as well

UHOH FOR PRESIDENT 2028

cool guy, dumb as hell.

[uh-oh]

OF COURSE THE CHINAMAN ISNT DOWN WITH THE AGENDA

[Aero]

Originally Posted by uh-oh

OF COURSE THE CHINAMAN ISNT DOWN WITH THE AGENDA

I'm black. Disrespect me again and we can meet up. I'll be in the D.C. area Oct 6 to shadow on the job and look for places.

[uh-oh]

Rets meet uhh near the abram rincorn monument and eat ihh the pork fired cat and egg rorrs before uhh kung fu battle
Get it cuz asians make ls rs

Got em

But word i clown on here. The only part with a grain of my thinking is the dissolving of the government and working to be cool with iran and trying to help palestine instead of supporting israel

[anime_boners]

Originally Posted by Aero

cool guy, dumb as hell.

lold